Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 5hIt happened quite suddenly and I don’t really understand the meaning of it, but there are now shelves packed with mystery tapes (and Beta cam footage, and a laserdisc, and some other dead media) in the back offices. I am scared/intrigued. 140
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 14hIs this motherfucker wearing a headband too?! 140
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula 041
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m trying this Jever Pilsner. I usually get some Hofbrau beer or another, but want to switch things up. 100
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 02/10/202627) LUDA, by Grant Morrison. Morrison’s usual overheated creative genius is here in their debut novel, but flattened to a distracting extent. It sounds like their voice, alright, but laid on thicker than usual, as if to overcompensate for the change in medium. Stifling, if still mostly good. 001
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Uh, September 30th/October 1st? 016325
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What's a poster you had in your room growing up? It was a massive wall scroll and you could see it through my bedroom window from the sidewalk 040
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is this guy on Cameo? Cause I’d pay for him to send a message to a friend who gets a heart attack every time he sees a Cybertruck in Bay Ridge (so by now he’s a lil jumpy). 121
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Well, the law library‘s open today. 170
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Alternatively, I think we all could rally around a film series that’s led by RDJ’s dog, who famously enjoys sex. 030
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026IT’S THE MANPHIBIAN’S TIME TO SHINE, BABY. LFG!!!! 1132
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What if your nana cosplayed as Brian Posehn? 180
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Almost there. Stay on target. 250
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sittin in the waiting rooooom (ahh ahhh) 240
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Excited to see that Chinese superhero comedy KEEP REAL is opening Friday in Flushing, Queens. Sophomore feature for director Wenxiong Xing, whose hitman/showbiz comedy TOO COOL TO KILL is a personal fave. I wrote about TOO COOL TO KILL @ebertvoices.bsky.social: www.rogerebert.com/features/sim... 110
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In December, Kino Lorber Studio Classics will release their third Film Noir Collection. I am partway through recording a new audio commentary for the unusual 1957 psychodrama caper THE STRANGE MR. STEVE, starring Jeanne Moreau, Lino Ventura, Philippe Lemaire, & Armand Mestral. More details to come! 000
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’ve been struggling with the proportions for weeks (not ordering that ”premium“ ginger beer again), but I finally mixed a good enough Dark and Stormy. 240
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m in love with Netanyahuuuuhuhuuuuu 060
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My favorite new music from the last three weeks, with a playlist (open.spotify.com/playlist/170...): 030
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 20/09/2026sad this isn’t a frat comedy 321
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Heroic character actor performances a specialty. RIP Gerrit Graham, you’ll be missed. 5181
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 18/09/202626) MEXICAN GOTHIC, by Silvia Moreno-Garcia. Loved the crackling banter and sharp characterizations, really appreciated the menacing (and genuinely gross) turn the plot takes. My only minor complaint is about how neatly labeled and explained everything is for book club readers.Still—good!! 150
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You can't lose! diabolikdvd.com/product/agit... 120
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Never happier than when I’m trying to show Jene Steven Seagal content 100
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026(I wasn’t trying to recreate this image, it just happened) 030
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m like 2 hours+ into AGITATOR and it’s great to be home and not on a boat! 140
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This woman is on a boat. 140
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Can recommend the official Mothra hot sauce. The loneapple habanero flavor isn’t too strong, nor is the heat level. And it goes well with scrambled eggs and chicken sausage (mango habanero flavor) 130
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Watching QUICK DRAW OKATSU (1969), a fun swordplay in a gambling den pic and a late career gem for director Nobuo Nakagawa (JIGOKU, GHOST STORY OF YOTSUYA, A WICKED WOMAN, BLACK CAT MANSION). Lotsa charming old school classicism in the blocking and general dramatic sensibility. Bloody and thrilling! 041
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026*waves at you regally, as if on a parade float* 020
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hello, from my new balcony. 180
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Wake up and watch some early 80s Chang Cheh/Shaw Bros with me. 160
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Some timely Huckleberry Hound Viewmaster art for you. 140
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026To be quite honest with you, the Xmen video games kinda peaked with the computer game XMEN: MADNESS IN MURDERWORLD. 210
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 10/09/202625) WOODWORM, by Layla Martínez. Or, DREAMS IN THE WITCHES’ HOUSE. Short and sharp haunted house character study, mostly about a troubled woman and her witchy grandmother‘s codependent relationship. Big themes—class warfare, for starters—tight prose, lyrical translation, can recommend. 110
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I so wish I could attend tonight’s @mahoningdit.bsky.social double feature fundraiser, to raise money for their 14+ lot cats (medical bills, spaying/neutering, and adoption). My money‘s on SLEEPWALKERS for the b feature, but still! Somebody get a Cheese Cat Float for me and report back! 151
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Not sure I want to understand the new iPhone‘s concept, so I’m just looking at this again. 1102
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 08/09/202624) SONGS OF A DEAD DREAMER AND GRIMSCRIBE, by Thomas Ligotti. A fire sale of post Lovecraft cosmic horror tropes and nihilism. Now warmed up to Ligotti’s literary pulp style. Probably prefer TEATRO GROTTESCO on the whole, but DEAD DREAMER and GRIMSCRIBE’s combined highlights are equally formidable. 141
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026What's an example of perfect casting? 0130
Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Good morning, everybody! 161