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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 3h

Just saw a clip of Possessor which I won’t repost because it’s pretty violent (but quite mild compared to other parts of the film, which are WELL violent). Anyway, I’d forgotten – Possessor is one of the films I’ve enjoyed most in recent years. Cool, creepy, inventive, and well violent.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 4h

Ah go on then Local Hero The Italian Job Withnail and I Kill List Under the Skin That’s not a very good list. I’ll probably think of a completely different selection as soon as I post it.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 5h

Songs With Which I’ve Been Familiar For a long Time and I’ve Also Been Familiar With Their Titles But I Didn’t Realise (Until Recently) They Were The Same Song Because the Title is Not the Same as the Chorus Proud Mary Across the Universe Venus in Furs Edge of Seventeen Caught Out There

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 5h

I misread “ as ‘ and thought it was actual size.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 10h

I just located the bathroom door using the side of my head.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 11h

Passed by my barber. He was out the front, puffing away on a tiny rigid pink hot water bottle. Coool.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You walked in to the party Like you were walking onto a tod

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Suggested post Ad Person I actually follow Ad Person I actually follow Ad Suggested post Ad Ad Suggested post Ad Suggested accounts Ad Suggested post Person I actually follow – Instagram

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don’t know what Lou’s watching on TV but she just announced “AND HE HASN’T HAD A POO IN SEVEN YEARS.”

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I saw a Young Folk wearing camo trousers and black leather loafers today.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Who’d have thought it? Red hot chilli peckers

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Apologies in advance: I will probably be using the word ‘autumnated’ (and variations) *a bit too much* in the coming months.

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Kate Carpenter @katecarpenter.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Kirlian printing at @photofusionuk.bsky.social last weekend. We applied high voltage electricity to objects on photographic paper; the corona discharge, resulting from ionisation of the air, is recorded on the paper. This is dill and rosemary from my garden. So much fun!

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I have eaten very little today (basically 1.5 sandwiches) and have just necked a can of 7.4% stout. Consequently I am now eating crisps from a bowl with a fork.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Put in a quick order for two big cans of paint this morning because, after getting all the samples and finally choosing a colour and finish: Of course it was discontinued. Found ONE retailer with the last five cans left IN THE WORLD

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm guessing that NYT list doesn't include Mr Inbetween, Patriot or Dapper Laughs

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just spent three and a half hours looking after my mother-not-in-law and I have nothing funny to say about it. Her Alzheimer’s is progressing like a motherfucker.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (right answer)

Black and white photo of a middle aged man who’s either amused or annoyed, it’s hard to tell. He wears a tweedy jacket and a tie of diagonal tartan. He’s the ornithologist James Bond, after whom the fictional spy was named.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I respect our British culture. Sophistication. Genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean? DO YOU?

Bob Oskins as Arold Shand in The Long Good Friday

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Breakfast Murt, Breakfast Murt, riding through the glen

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What? When I was eighteen I latched on to Douglas Coupland’s ‘Generation X’ at least in part *because* it was so particularly American (hello, I’m British). I loved all the everyday brand names and cultural references.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

SCORE Actually the bucket’s mostly full of soil, brought back from the allotment to start some seedlings on the balcony. Still, though.

A catering size mayonnaise bucket containing (on top anyway) frilly salad leaves, purple basil, rosemary and pear-shaped tomatoes.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe.

A massive red and white Martin JRM Mars flying boat.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No original posts from me today, I’m afraid. Recycled material only.

Four square slabs of speckled recycled plastic in different colours

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Erbury Old Boy @erburyoldboy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Things I see on the road whilst cycling: Mixed messages. #SundayCycling

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There’s a video doing the rounds that purports to show how useless AI (in the form of a quadruped robot) is. But the video is AI generated. But it’s taken a lot of people in, because the original poster presented it as real, or at least didn’t say it was AI.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Greenies* giving it the big one** outside*** *ring necked parakeets **making a lot of noise ***well they wouldn’t be *in*side, would they?

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Coming straight from the underground

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Shall I set up the new kettle?” “Look. Don’t get me excited.”

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Kevin Boniface @kevinboniface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Can I just take you’re name for this Special Delivery Coopland How do you spell that? Like the baker’s in Filey Can’t say I’ve ever been Well they’ve got one in Scarborough too Do you want this letter or not?

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Looking at paint colours for the living room/kitchen. Sensible brands, so the names aren’t too silly, but we’re both a bit disturbed by how much we like one called ’Havisham’.

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Mike Cookson 🔶 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @mikecookson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

City, we're doing some utilities work on the pavement. Contractor, we'll install a ramp. Box so firmly ticked without giving an actual seconds thought to being able to get a wheelchair on or off the ramp ✔️

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bloke here just got out of an Uber, shut the door then threw up on it.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

DHL texted to tell me the package I've been waiting for will be delivered yesterday.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

@john-self.bsky.social Any use? Slightly obfuscated by sunlight and shadows.

Two books, one Ottolenghi and one compiled by Gillian Anderson. Both covers feature a pair of lemons, text, and a 'signed copy' sticker.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Face recognition’s stopped working on my phone. Possibly related: I could do with a haircut.

Too much frizzy white hair, windblown in a way that is not cool or sexy.

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Of course in Britain we call them chimpanzeds

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Diarrhoea Man has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

The pink clad legend himself, Diarrhoea Man from the Pepto Bismol ad.

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SeaWindowCraster @seawindowcraster.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

15th September 2026 19.01

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<Primary Salutation> @stevesparshott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

New cat in the street, very friendly but did *not* like my wheelchair. He wanted to talk to Lou but kept looking past her at me with a WTF IS THAT face.

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