Reposted by SmallsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/10/2026"I'm supposed to be tough. What happens if I faint?"- here's fun footage of Curtis Sliwa & Mayor Mamdani getting their flu shots together, including Mamdani offering to hold Sliwa's hand 😆 (Sliwa takes him up on it!) (Flu season is approaching and NYers can find free flu shots at nyc.gov/healthmap) 1514284613
Reposted by SmallsMrjuliachild666 @sjaffegold.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm looking to talk on background or off the record to a book publicist for a short blog that I am writing about product placement in literature and if it is even happening. 112
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Just had the most load bearing hamburger (vegetarian) of my life on the train from Helsinki airport 2190
Reposted by Smallstim ryan @timryan.org · 28/09/2026ancestry dot com sleeping on printing family reunion shirts listing every common descendant of you and 4000 other people backdated 100y 021
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Traveling to Eastern Europe for work. My mom says, Are you going to see our relatives? I say, which relatives? She says, Not sure, but I know we had them there 100 years ago 2210
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OCD is so miserable and I hate having it. Brave take 1130
Reposted by SmallsGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026"One for The City, two for The Hive, three for The Jelly that keeps us alive, four for The Mayor, five for The Queen, Six for The Hand that remains unseen, Seven for The Cell, 8 for The Wall, and nine for The Gate that guards us all." -Bee Rhyme 327769
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In my experience you turn 30 and start saying things like “I just have to pick up those blouses from the dry cleaner before I leave for my business trip” 0140
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I spent a while trying to make sense of the sticky note I left for myself in the middle of the night that said BIZ. What BIZ do I have to close today? But I now realize it says B12 and was a reminder to buy vitamins 1170
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026They should give you a moment of quiet contemplation alone with your iphone before you trade it in at the Apple Store 1110
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today someone asked me if my “accent” was Dutch. New Jersey continues to produce the most cosmopolitan (sounding) people on earth 0170
Reposted by SmallsGrobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Cooking my beans for a classic flavourful taste 0243
Reposted by Smallsglow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My Greek chorus would always be saying things like "That's incredible" and "No fucking way" 329544
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Just got the best medical advice I’ve ever received (“don’t worry about it and have fun in Finland”) 2251
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The real heroes left in our society are those who are willing to stand up and hiss “excuse me, this is the quiet car” 1100
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 07/09/2026In my experiences doctors get off on leaving you a voicemail at 5:01pm on the Friday of a long weekend to say please call me to discuss your abnormal test results. Hell, god knows they need a release 0180
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026My mom only tried to sort of guilt my bf into proposing to me once (that I know of) 070
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 05/09/2026On our recent family trip to Canada my mom explained to me, my sister, and our partners (all of us mentally competent and in our 30s) that the maple leaf is actually some kind of national symbol for Canadians 2261
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hugh J. Ward, a name from the Wikipedia page Bingo (American version) and @cheatlines.co’s next display name 🏆 0141
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I’m on my first family vacation in 15 years/of my adult life. Prayers up 0200
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Come to the Bavarian style resort town in the cascade mountains in the next hour for an ass kicking 0160
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 29/08/2026At this point in my life all of America outside the northeast is more of a foreign country then Finland 2260
Reposted by SmallsSir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Here's a universal conversion chart that's very easy to remember. Hopefully it proves useful 3016946
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In Seattle if you ask for a latte with a single shot of espresso they act like you’ve taken your dick out in public. Shock, disgust, disbelief. No, it’s not possible. And why should it be? 0140
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It happened to me: I spent more than $10 on a matcha in Seattle so I could use the bathroom somewhere 1170
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’m reading Pamela Colloff’s new book and among many other remarkable things there’s a guy named Dick Dollar 080
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Just underwent full frontal foot torture at the dermatologist. What fetishist wants to pay my medical bills 1140
Reposted by SmallsLevi Stahl @levistahl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Lots of customer service really is terrible, but it’s very unpleasant for everyone if you go around noticing it all the time. —Daniel M. Lavery, Meeting New People 2161
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The local post office has hired one person who calls all customers “honey” and the vibes have improved a thousandfold 0120
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I think the funniest thing I could do while making my finnish bf come to a wedding in Seattle with me is force him to go to the moomin exhibit at the Nordic museum while we’re there 0150
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“Sometimes I speak like a cavalry officer from the 1800s, and you seem to get uncomfortable” -my bf 0140
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Just so you guys know it’s not all doom and gloom. I got upgraded to premium economy on the last leg of my journey 180
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Maintenance techs came to replace the vanity that they didn’t notice/care was damaged during the ceiling collapse and they left blood in my shower 1130
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Now I’m just glad to be back in a much more developed country than Finland, where I have nothing to worry about except the condition of my apartment, the air quality, vehicular violence, and eating fresh produce 0120
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Returned to America. Nearing 2 hour wait at baggage claim for everyone. After 90 min they were like “we can deliver them to your house at some point,” were swarmed, and about 2 people filled out paperwork before they were like actually the bags are coming now. It’s funny bc they demonstrably aren’t 1150
Reposted by Smallsbetrothed buckley @realpartyvan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026WHOS GONNA ADOPT TINY?! 🫵😠 2103
Reposted by SmallsMatt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 24/07/2026The NYRB Author’s Closet, a series of videos of the least camera-ready people in society mumbling inaudibly about Vasily Grossman. 833157
Smalls @shutupsmalls.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Ok lol I’m dealing with it but as part of the apartment stuff they told me they threw out my bath mat so I ordered a new one online and they sent a message like “actually we didn’t throw out your bath mat, that was another apartment” you really do have to lol or you’ll go crazy 2190
Reposted by SmallsPpallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Girlfriend has installed a kickstand on me that allows me to stay upright when still without having to lean against something. Useful little bit of kit, but apparently the pros don't have them on their sporty boyfriends. I'm more of a commuter anyway. 1565
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![Bog Trinkets tweets:
Society is all fucking made up
[has a refreshing beverage]
Society is a rich mosaic](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:62pwcmm2p7r22pb5nuhi3d5h/bafkreib36ksac6i4erggfz5domxxygmzcs6s4mslmnrw5mrjvhqwivxxum)
