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Holly Brockwell @hollyqueenofspayeds.com · 26/09/2026

We're trying to find a home for, and I quote, "the Pissfingers of cats." Any takers? ❤️

Three screenshots of our facebook post about Jaffa Cake the unlucky mog

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I wrote mine at 21. Got my pension sorted out too. I was a very boring young man. I've turnrd into a very boring older man. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

I'm 27 and I've already written my will - here's why

For many young people making a will may not seem necessary, but here's why you shouldn't put it off.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Oh, very good. Took me a moment.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Tesco easy peeler oranges. picked up two nets for work this week same store same box. 1st net sweet and juicy and lovely. Second one, sour enough to have the enamel off my teeth and dry. Harrumph.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I have genuinely once typed. 'I am ducking out of here' on a boring night out. My phone changed it to 'I'm fucking out of here' and my pals though I'd gone home in a right strop rather than sliding off cos the music was too loud to talk.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Another late shift beckons, let my joy be unconfined.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Aw no, Dolly seemed to be one of the real good guys in life. RIP.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

That'll make a gentleman's eyes water.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Mark Knopfer has become Neil Innes.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

No disrespect to every other team in the Extra Preliminary Round of the FA Cup but I think Blyth Spartans are the biggest team in the competition so far. Not a great advert for our league status TBH Won 2-0.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I've just walked the dogs for the first time since all my joints collapsed into screaming agony. Rather pleased I managed it but by crikey I'm sore again now. Looks like I just beat the weather going bad as well.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

No thanks Whyte & Mackay, all us 50 year olds do is moan about our ailments.

Whyte and Mackay bottle of whisky with a slightly misleading offer to "win a 50 year old". Without clarification that it means a bottle of 50 y.o. whisky.

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

From a comics page elsewhere: Finding out, the 1960s magazine for young people. Far less popular that its sister magazine Fucking About.

Magazine called FINDING OUT, featuring gladiators.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

All error messages should be copyable. I'm so bored of having to transcribe some arcane error code just because some gobshite developer couldn't be arsed to find the setting to make their error messages appear as copyable text.

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NearlyKnowledgeable @g0blinegg.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

My debut folk horror audio drama is now available! Enter a world immersed in Shropshire Folklore, ruled by Devil Himself. There's something very strange afoot up the stiperstones! buzzsprout.com/411730/12499890 buzzsprout.com/411730/12600423

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

That this is news is utterly baffling to me. As is married couples/ long term committeds who have a my money/your money thing going and negotiate who pays what if we go out together. I've always earned more than Mrs SB. Joint account we both draw on as we need/wish. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

We split money equally even when one of us earned a lot more

Hannah and Max continued to pool finances after Max was made redundant but took "drastic measures" to cut spending.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Roy Jay complete with spook, slither and slide.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

If you see this, post a pic of you in sunglasses.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

B&Q didn't have the right trucks for an 8 foot by 3 foot piece of board. So I've problem solved the wrong type of trolley. Don't think the young lad I nicked the pen off expected not to get it back.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Gets me every time I see it.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Intersection with Richard Gere and Sharon Stone. Nothing happens and when its over you are 2 hours nearer death a prospect that is immensely preferable to the tedium of the film.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Heading back home today after a nice week spent with my mum. I already have that work tomorrow Sunday night feeling settling into the pit of my stomach even with this weekend off. Why do we permit work to be such an anchor on our mood?

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Hope they find Bellingham for an interview, that'll be interesting #NotTuchelsBiggestFan

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Fair play, once the shenanigans finished and the football started, the best team won.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The people of #Hexham seem rather conflicted on their feelings towards the plight of Gaza.

Graffiti that originally said Free Palestine, someone has overwritten it to say Fuck Palestine.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Which Mancunian Blueskyers remember the 'B of the Bang'

Dead, I think Allium flower head. Brown stalks radiating out like a firework or the short lived and long gone B of the Bang, sculpture that used to stand on the corner of Man City's main Ethiad stadium site.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Brother : very badly (technical and computer'y) Sister : I'd get by ok I think. (Wordy and creative)

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... The questionably declared £5 million he took for security not enough for him? He thinks with such lavish provision gifted to him that it is necessary to pick hard working taxpayers pockets as well? Makes you wonder which 'people' he is the self appointed man of...

bbc.co.uk

Government failing Farage over security, says Jenrick

It comes as the police investigation into Ann Widdecombe's death sparks renewed debate over politicians' security.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I'm on leave this week. We've left sunshine and nigh on heatwave at home to come to the one part of the country that is way cooler, cloudy and windy. #FamilyVisit

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Verify your age. I'm an active poster on Bluesky.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I wonder what the opening hours are for that Lidl branch in the corner of the Boston Stadium #FRAMAR

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

#FRAMAR that was an awful penalty. I could have saved it.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

#FRAMAR. Slow start, seems to be a Moroccan crowd. That nobcheese with the child's recorder can fuck off whenever he likes.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

In other news, since I stopped biting my nails again and they're growing nicely by typing on my phone, keyboard have gone completely to buggery. Swings and roundabouts.

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Errands run, This is my first day off this year on a proper hot day & I wanted to spend the afternoon in the garden reading but it has beaten me. Retreated to the cool of the living room with the dogs and T Dan Smith #MrNewcastle

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

As utterly devoid of empathy and dignity as it is humanly possible to be. The smirking, punchable face of the absolute worst of us. A smug, privileged sociopath pretending to be a man of the people. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Restore Britain leader describes Dunblane tragedy as 'one murder'

Rupert Lowe criticised the ban of handguns in the UK, saying it was "because there was a murder in Dunblane".

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Aw just seen about Bonnie Tyler. Sad news

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Infantino will just about be getting up off his knees and wiping his mouth now as Trump zips himself up and declares that the USA get a 2 goal head start, 12 players on the pitch and can veto anyone on the Belgium team they don't fancy facing. #WorldCup

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Jordan Henderson has more than a hint of Tony Adams dropping Steve Morrow and breaking his arm, celebrating after Arsenal won the League Cup (iirc) about 20 + years ago. At least Morrow has been on the pitch tho 😀

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Rich @shouldbeinbed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I may be biased, uses to work with his dad, but I think Quansah's red card is appealable and subject to suspt given how Infantino has fellated Trump over the American lad. His foot rode up as the ball was caught and rolled under his leg. You can't penalise physics! #EngMex #WorldCup

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