Reposted by KevinEvangeline Gallagher @egallagher.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw 175372194
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Hey, people who have been to jail: do they let you look through your contacts? Cause if not, the only people I can call are whoever is currently in the house my parents lived at from 1996-2002 or Mike Jones’ cell phone. 160
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Friendly reminder the #judgementnight soundtrack is god-tier. 070
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Cool so I guess all I listen to now is #riseofthefootsolider adjacent music. 160
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I was talking with my wife about what a bummer being a famous kids entertainer like Ms. Rachel would be. Like you have all this money but at the same time you can go out and get fuckin wasted and start railing lines in the handicapped stall, cause that bar probably has parents whose kids love you. 100
Reposted by KevinMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/06/2025All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight 931240603774
Reposted by KevinChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13/06/2025ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable. 4990331477
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 09/06/2025My Bluesky feed will now be dedicated to reducing Democratic Strongly Worded Statements™️ down to Middle School English single sentences: 010
Reposted by KevinKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 22/05/2025the transition 😬 921957196
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Look Amazon, I expect hastily generated product mock ups are to be expected but goddamn, how bout just a little quality control. 000
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 09/05/2025One of the wildest rhymes I’ve ever heard was Kurupt on 2pac’s “Got My Mind Made Up:” Well I come through with two packs of the bomb prophylac's For protection, so my fuckin' sack won't collapse 'Cause nowadays, shit's evadin' the X-rays Sendin' young motherfuckers to an early grave 100
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 09/05/2025So how does this new Pope feel about me jerking off? Scale of 1-10 how ashamed should I feel? Really gotta know. 000
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 30/04/2025I can’t begin to imagine how many dates a blew by talking about my love of the UHF music video channel “The Box” and how they would constantly show Sir Mix-a-lots “Put em on the glass” and MC Hammer’s “Pumps and a bump” where he has a leopard speedo and his dick looks huge. 100
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I love a good “intro to wet shaving” article, but let’s cut the shit with the old timey preamble. “I remember Sundays at the corner barber shop, reading Archie comics and listening to the Brooklyn Dodgers game on the radio while my dad got a hot towel shave…” 100
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I’m not even gonna start talking about selecting a Pope until after combine. 000
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Not saying we should glamorize drug use, but it’d be a lot cooler if we started referring to everything as THE FOOKIN GEAR, BRUV. 000
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I never thought of myself as a “drugs” guy, but in the summer of 2005 I was straight Requiem-For-A-Dreaming it. The whole time I had Prodigy’s “Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned” playing. I will always lament not having a better album to remind me of when I was addicted to drugs. 000
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 10/04/2025“Wish in one hand, shit in the other.” Joke’s on you, ‘cause I wished for a handful of shit. #blessed 000
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I bought an aftershave called “lilac vegetal.” Fascinating stuff. It was developed in 1880 by Édouard Pinaud for the Hungarian horseback cavalry as a body splash. My wife describes it as having strong notes of “cat piss” and “I don’t care about Hungarian soldiers get the fuck away from me.” 010
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 22/03/2025As someone in marketing, I treat “Kony 2012” as my gold standard both professionally and personally. This guy comes out of nowhere like a hipster Dog the Bounty Hunter saying “I’m gonna catch a warlord!” And everyone in the western world is like “Fuck yeah you are! How exactly, though?” 110
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Of all the things I absolutely despise about the rise of the thought leader hustle bros and the billionaires they aspire to be, it’s that they stripped us of the dignity that we deserve rest. fortune.com/2025/03/17/e...fortune.comElon Musk says his DOGE team works 120 hours a week. If they used all their remaining time for sleep, they still wouldn’t come close to 8 hours a nightThe world's richest man is famously a workaholic. 100
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I’m not even kidding a little: if you took the movie “Kraven,” mentioned nothing about the spider-verse or Marvel and retitled it “Big Buck Hunter: Origins,” it would have made a billion dollars domestically. 030
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 13/03/2025It really bums me out that somewhere my Canadian degenerate alcoholic counterpart is staring at the bottom shelf of bourbon aisle, looking at a plastic pint of Kentucky Gentlemen listed at $25. 000
Reposted by KevinJai of Eldritch Horror @j-a-i.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Me, reading the news every day 82139476
Reposted by KevinThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Gloria’s not wrong 1023771662
Reposted by KevinNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Report: DOGE staffers energized by potential invasion of Canada because so many of their girlfriends live there. 633203434
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Apparently “beaten by the fists of god” is not the appropriate response when asked how we’re all feeling this Monday morning. 000
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 09/03/2025The last time I was at a Steak n Shake was in 2012. I had just seen Defeater, Touché Amore, and Code Orange Kids play in a church basement in Rockford, Illinois I got super drunk, ate some manner of meal, and the waitress had to help me add up her tip because again, I was absolutely hammered. 120
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Bold resistance last night from the dems. The whole country is just getting end-to-end ratfucked by the GOP and they’re like 010
Reposted by Kevinalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025"democrats plan to color coordinate to communicate opposition" is the biggest loser shit i've ever heard. School Spirit Week-ass action. "I do not give facebook my permission"-ass action. are they hitting themselves in the head with hammers at every DNC event 633179621
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I can’t till the day when I come home to my bomb shelter after strangling a man for his last DOGE MRE and explaining to my son that all of this happened because there were too many minorities and gays in superhero movies. 000
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Any democratic fundraising effort: “Democracy is on the line!” Me: 000
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Goddamn Daytrader was one of the most underrated bands to come out of the whole 2010’s post-hardcore “wave.” Tym’s voice was one of a kind. tidal.com/track/125698...tidal.comDaytrader - Kill My CompassListen to Kill My Compass on your streaming service 010
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I knew a guy in high school who tried to convince everyone he could change traffic lights with his mind. 100
Reposted by KevinJohn Herrman @jwherrman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui 333327615
Reposted by Kevinjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 14/02/2025hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on" 200131972009
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I know I’m basically outting myself as a boomer at this point, but back in my day we knew how to write songs about murdering law enforcement officers. youtube.com/watch?v=rFPN...youtube.com 000
Reposted by KevinChris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Look this sucks but news outlets need to start realizing there's limited journalistic value in sitting in a room and letting a person behind a podium lie to you. You're not holding anyone to account when you do that. 11255501130
Kevin @shookone828.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Knock the bottom outta your ol lady to this classic tonight. #Lovage youtube.com/watch?v=KwBR...youtube.com 010