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Shokolada ✍️

@shokolada.bsky.social
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Progeek, kink educator, and webmaster for one of the first messy dessert play sploshing websites. He/him, she/her, they/them; cute dresses notwithstanding.

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Astolpho @astolpho.regression.club · 14/09/2025
The lion does not concern himself with healthy bedtime routines.
Three panel comic featuring a small lion lying in bed holding a smartphone to his face.  

Panel 1 reads: There's a tremendous amount of evidence that using your phone in bed is detrimental to your sleep.

Panel 2 reads: Active use of a device keeps your mind engaged, rather than letting it wind down.  Doomscrolling can stoke your anxiety, keeping you up.  And exposure to the blue light of a smartphone is said to inhibit melatonin production, disrupting your circadian rhythm.

Panel 3 reads:  Good thing I'm DIFFERENT.
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Saw this at a gamer garage sale today. Couldn’t buy it but wanted to, like I need ANOTHER game of combat between painted minis. (I do, don’t listen to him)
Boxed starter set for Star Trek: Away Missions featuring 4 Starfleet minis and six Borg minis
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My partner cannot remember the name “purity seals” for the decorations on WH40K Space Marines and keeps calling them “CVS Receipts”
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I hate to be the buzzkill, but the hobbits’ “leaf” is canonically just plain nicotine. I know y’all want it to be cannabis but it’s specifically not.
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Felexiia @felexiia.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The amount of joy I get from wearing rubber should be studied honestly
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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
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Victoria Maderna @victoriamaderna.com · 06/01/2026
Made a little dude.
Needle felted mouse.Needle felted mouse.Needle felted mouse.
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I made anime "Dirty Pair" troubleshooter costumes for my Animal Crossing characters and I still couldn't care less whether Isabelle has boobs
Two "Animal Crossing" avatars dressed as the heroines of the 1984 anime series "Dirty Pair"
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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 01/01/2026
(m: Emma Magnolia)
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Carissa Vixen @vixen.science · 01/01/2026
I'm not upgrading to 2026, it's gonna be full of bugs like all recent AAA releases. I'm waiting for the first major patch and DLC release.
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JPB @jpb.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
True words from VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE (@vipeopleshow.bsky.social) season one
Satanic youth pastors explain: "the line between people who are into the occult--""--and modular synthesis is very permeable."
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Me: “No, I don’t want to fuck any of my anime waifus. I want to fuck enthusiastically consenting adult cosplayers dressed as my anime waifus. HUGE difference.”
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Tobias S. Buckell @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
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Punk Rock Loser @grs22.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The other site be like
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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 28/12/2025
if you zoom in you can almost see the leather goddesses
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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 28/12/2025
Sometimes you just have to let the machines win...
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Watching the Animal Crossing production of Hamilton. Bet you can guess the song
Photo of an Animal Crossing character dressed as a British king
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Kaycee Bee 💙 Mistress Blue 💙 Exxxotica NJ! @kinkycurvyblue.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
There are MANY photos up on Fansly from General Restraint Photography and I for your submissive pleasure, with more still to be uploaded! Treat yourself this Holiday and give yourself the gift of Blue 💙😘 fans.ly/KinkyCurvyBl...
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Miss Ivy ⛓️ Mistress of Dungeon RDU @miss-poison-ivy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Worship My Heels 👠 Full set on OF/LF tomorrow #femdom #kink #shoeworship #footworship #footfetısh #stilettos #milf #loyalfans #onlyfans
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 22/12/2025
having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present. 90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Raindrops on kittens and whiskers on kittens Mittens on kittens and kittens on kittens Kittens and kittens I’m stuck in a ring Help I’ve forgotten the lyrical things
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
When you have to remember to change your phone wallpaper from the sexy pic of your girlfriend before you go out to socialize with normies 😂
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Being one of those teens who read “Carrie” and thought, “Good on her, all those bitches totally deserved it”
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
“Look at this woman wearing a latex catsuit in a 1930s sci-fi movie!” “What the hell? I gotta find this flick… oh. The clip is AI-generated. Fuck you.”
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
A small light brown bunny with perked up ears leans against a person's leg on a couch.
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The Dirty Pair knew what’s what back in the 80s.
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
‘She-Ra and the Princesses of Power’ is scheduled to leave Netflix on February 21, 2026. (source: www.whats-on-netflix.com/leaving-soon...)
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The Internet’s Todd Holloman @toddholloman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is an untouchable run:
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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 14/12/2025
Nothing like getting fucked in a suspended hogtie to perk up your mood. Fuckee: @bruisecollector.bsky.social reflectivedesire.com/videos/railed/
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
As i've said before, the renaissance was just 15th century OnlyFans. Artists discovering rich dudes will pay big bucks for pictures of their favourite Greek god, goddess or bible figure with their bits out.
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AdorkaStock @adorkastock.com · 14/12/2025
It's here! The pack you've been waiting for. Popstar hunter and demon poses. 175 poses total, including silly stuff and some bathrobe poses (couch couch couch). Just $12+ Get it here: ko-fi.com/s/b0ff3df661 #Pose #PoseRef
Majority aqua graphic that reads "Pack Alert! Hunter and Demon Pack. 175 images. $12+. Ko-fi.com/adorkastock" including photos of an Asian woman wielding various weapons.
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 14/12/2025
For today only (Dec 14) All Systems Red (1st book in The Murderbot Diaries) is on sale across all US ebook retailers for $2.99 (published by Tordotcom, edited by @leeharris.net cover art by Jaime Jones) www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
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All Systems Red ebook by Martha Wells - Rakuten Kobo
Read "All Systems Red The Murderbot Diaries" by Martha Wells available from Rakuten Kobo. Winner of the Hugo, Nebula, and Locus Award for Best Novella Winner of the Alex Award A New York Times and USA...
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
“Domme Disposal Date” is up on Gromet’s Plaza now with the rest of my trashy stories! grometsplaza.net/search.html?...
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Search for Stories | Gromet’s Plaza
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
A friend’s kids are watching “Helluva Boss” on the TV and I am oddly reminded of “Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt”. (It’s an anime, if you don’t have the context.)
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Felexiia @felexiia.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Only thing I want in stockings this year is you 😎
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/12/2025
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Was thinking about how “incel” has a great ring to it but is technically inaccurate - among other things, “celibacy” describes a choice, not a condition. Couldn’t think of anything better: “horntitled” is funny, but don’t have the punch.
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Kaycee Bee 💙 Mistress Blue 💙 Exxxotica NJ! @kinkycurvyblue.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Y'all... I'm like... super legit now.
A black backdrop with two banners to either side of it, and a blue piece of fabric draped between them. The banner on the left features Kaycee Bee and the banner on the right features Mistress Blue.
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Nick Duguid @tumerboy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A drawing of the Enterprise E from behind, with a pinky/purpley space backdrop including a large planet just poking into frame from above.

Text says: "Much like the Federation, I too have lofty ideals and no money."
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Kaycee Bee 💙 Mistress Blue 💙 Exxxotica NJ! @kinkycurvyblue.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
And now my prints have shown up! Not sure everything else is going to get here in time 😮‍💨, but feeling a little more prepared to go into the weekend now. 💙
Three photo prints laying on a table. One of Kaycee in navy blue lingerie bound in rope, one of Kaycee nude sitting in a chair, and one of Mistress Blue in her full Succubus glory.
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Kaycee Bee 💙 Mistress Blue 💙 Exxxotica NJ! @kinkycurvyblue.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
It's super official now! Come see me at @exxxotica.bsky.social DC Dec 5 - 7 along with a other adult stars, bdsm pros, lifestyle coaches, and more! I'll have prints, stickers, custom lighters and a few other goodies available at my booth. Or grab a fun photo or video op! See you there! 💙
Kaycee lying in a bed with satin blue sheets, that she's pulling partially over her body. The lighting has a pink and purple tint to it, casting a glow over her pale skin. Her long brunette hair is spilling over the pillow and down her shoulder. A sheer white shirt with blue hearts dotted across it is pulled up around her neck, revealing a bright blue bra, and her huge round boobs. There is text overlay on the photo talking about Exxxotica.
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Shokolada ✍️ @shokolada.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
“I don’t like ‘apparel pricing” for tickets at kink events. I can’t afford fetish wear.” My friend, let the Church of Pientology help you with the cheapest fetish outfits ever…
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Reflective Desire @reflectivedesire.com · 30/11/2025
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What Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 28/11/2025
I chose something else. I chose Enby. A gender where the artist would not fear the censor. Where the transition would not be bound by the binary. Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Enby can become your gender as well.
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What Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 28/11/2025
I am Cargie Weasel, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a person not entitled to their own gender? 'No!' says religion, 'It is chosen by God.' 'No!' says the GC, 'It is assigned at birth.' 'No!' says the truscum, 'It is binary, man or woman.' I rejected those answers. I chose the impossible.
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Kaycee Bee 💙 Mistress Blue 💙 Exxxotica NJ! @kinkycurvyblue.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I don't do sales anymore, because once you do, people will just wait for the sale to come back around to buy again. That being said, I DO offer bundles of my work for direct sale at great rates all the time. So if you don't like subscribing, and you like to download the porn, I've got you 💙😘
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i want you all to say hello to graham linehan Rowling: he'ss jussst a normal man Graham Linehan: [wearing tin foil hat] trans free masons run the country!
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 28/11/2025
I reiterate something I said a while back: You’ll often be hard pressed to find a better citizen of these United States than one who came from somewhere else.
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