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Post-Punk Dad (edited)

@shoegaze.dad
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Every problem has a simple solution when you're stupid

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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 3h
I implore all of you not to do 2016 discourse over again in any of its flavors
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mainly come on bluesky for trans women to tell me to install Linux
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 11h
Was it two shots to the back of the head? Self-inflicted of course
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🔪𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝙹 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙹𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚢🔪 @janky.isgoodat.sex · 22h
Homer to Bart: Least Stabbed Bolsonaro *so far*
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 22h
I think it's the natural outcome of giving the most insecure men imaginable , even the slightest bit of power
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 22h
Facebook only understand buy, no give
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 22h
Because they are being paid
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 22h
I definitely think it's a good time to reassess the legacy of a band that's been broken up for almost a decade. Nothing more pressing happening
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 22h
Man, we just don't have time for this bullshit now. Not explaining how the world works to another lib
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 22h
Literally laughing at the idea the harris was a threat to "the machine" rather than the lady who wants to run it
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An opinion I’ve held for years that I don’t think I’ll ever change my mind on is that Americans have got to be one of the most propagandized populations in the world 
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 23h
He's just remembering that Lars still can't play it 40 years later
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 23h
If he sounds like a hack, it's because everyone's been ripping off his persona
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
Going up to a 58 year old dude in a Billy Joel shirt and making him name three songs
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
Friend, you clearly have thought about this a lot
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
Who knew you could also half-ass being president
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
Women love to "soft launch" their boyfriends on Instagram, dudes love to soft launch their weird ideas in Bluesky replies
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
I used to think the job of president would be too stressful for me, but now I realize that's only true if you try hard
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
Cramming before her first audition
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
every second
youtu.be
Kids in the Hall - Never Put Salt in Your Eyes
YouTube video by SpongeBath ShitPants
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
Same
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
I don't know if it's my favorite but I am constantly referencing "don't put salt in your eye"
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
No no no, they should totally make this a keystone of their platform. So many people fired up about how Nixon got a bad deal
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
Tupac could have made Manhattan but Allen could have never made All Eyez on Me
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 04/10/2026
The night they drove old Liberty biberty doen
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
I think we really harm ourselves when we talk about having your feelings hurt as something trivial you should just shake off rather than being so many people's origin story
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
But what if we designed the justice system to never hurt my feelings
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
Too many people's jobs often revolve around data hoarding
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
Please don't question those, those are my load-bearing beliefs
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
Cancelling dead Tupac so that very much alive and making movies woody Allen can live
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
This post should have automatically generated the hot dog meme to save us all the trouble
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
I'm perfectly fine with woke 2 beginning with this guy
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/10/2026
my father just sent this (apparently newly rediscovered???) photo of him posing with his first car in the family groupchat and it‘s turned the whole thing into a smoking crater. for reasons i hope are apparent
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
This is the literal opposite of "facts don't care about your feelings"
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Antigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People don’t realize how serious the situation is.
A graph showing number of Germanies over time. Losing one on October 3rd 1990 means by projection we are only decades before reaching -1 Germany in 2072
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
Best use of this art
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
Opening note of your first song plays
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
This is just the document checking folks whom I've never had a problem with.
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
Real test of my convictions here. On one hand. Workers should not be forced to stand for eight hours (or any amount of time) for no reason. OTOH, fuck the TSA
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
texting Tom Cotton "why does your neck look like that?," "dude what's up with that neck?," "eaten any good tree leaves on the savannah lately?," and so forth every few minutes
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Pope would you please shut the fuck up” is instantly iconic unfortunately
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 03/10/2026
They do sound pretty good and the noise cancellation is non-existent
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 02/10/2026
Also, every country in South America, and Asia has been offering something like this for years
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Brigid Alverson @brigidalverson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it is crucial for the health of the Democratic party that the entire consultant class from previous administrations, including and especially Clinton, be told to go home and stop bothering people. They are wrong about everything and have been holding the party back for decades.
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 02/10/2026
Ikr? I got it accidentally with these weird Chinese-brand earbuds
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 02/10/2026
This is happening in Tucson, barely blue dot in a red state, but all voters want to talk about is the price of gas
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 02/10/2026
People making fun of me for getting a payday loan should look at this shit
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Post-Punk Dad (edited) @shoegaze.dad · 02/10/2026
Good to see the local Republican attack ads have dropped the "men in girls' bathrooms" and gone back to "them liberals like high taxes." So that means that shit is clearly not working
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The my body is a machine meme template changed to show the text "my body is a machine that turns" then a picture of some weed and then text that reads "into" followed by a crop of a Bluesky post showing it has one repost and 25 likes
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