Reposted by allysonSix Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL 266118043029
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Having ADHD is so hard and fucked up lmao I for real actually can't do anything 020
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Officially crushless and feeling ~purposeless~ again without anyone to yearn after 020
Reposted by allysonCrooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Ninja turtles prequel where they’re just turtles. No kung fu. None of them can talk. They’re just animals. 16 episodes. 5 season arc. Apple TV. $700 million dollar budget. Make it happen. 291
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I guess the thing about telling people not to take you too seriously is that they don't take you seriously 010
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026need a gaming buddy who is obsessed with me and gaming with me whenever i want 🧡 020
Reposted by allysonAaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Personally I would never miss a penalty kick 1102
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I gotta figure out this PMDD shit IMMEDIATELY it's going to literally kill me lmao 010
Reposted by allysonvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/06/2026the way she slime in my pool got me reflecting 👤𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 Thirty seconds after this post became public, the United States Federal Government issued a warrant for Ms. Zeller's arrest. She is currently being held in federal custody and awaiting trial. Her book deal has been withdrawn. 51653181
Reposted by allysondr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight. 210284865689
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026This is so special how can you not be romantic about basketball 010
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 24/05/2026been listening to 'Best Buy' over and over and over and over and over an- heyitsfrog.bandcamp.com/album/frog-f...heyitsfrog.bandcamp.comFrog for Sale, by Frog12 track album 010
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I know Spotify is bad but this was kinda cool to know also hi @pile.bsky.social 121
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 10/05/2026should I be the most irresponsible person with money of all time and buy this courtside seat to tempo vs. storm???? 200
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Truly wish I was someone who enjoyed going for a walk lol 200
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Omg got a cute little fan club gift from the Toronto Tempo 🥰 @tempobasketball.bsky.social 140
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Not even roasting marshmallows or anything, just staring into it. For the love of the game. 020
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I know this is getting a lot of press lately so I'd like to just jump in and promote myself a little bit: I am a Vaginal Microbiome Professional, and I do those viral pussy microbiome reports. Come get yours with me today!!! Yes it's at my house, it's called "having your own practice" lol 210
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Pray 4 me, thinking about jumping into the "Job Market" pretty soon... 110
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Unfortunately, right now the only Method™ I have found that helps me feel that Joie De Vivre is to sm*ke w**d as early as possible in the day. Won't comment on the additional benefits such as the big FUCK YOU I'm giving to productivity culture (i.e., ain't been getting much done on my end, etc.) 020
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 27/04/2026not to be a boomer ass facebook mom posting shit like this, but this made me feel #seen 000
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026How does one navigate this "tell your friends that you're in the hospital because you know they'd want to know" thread versus the "you're just seeking attention" thread because... As someone who sought attention as a teenager, it's hard to overcome the feelings that I'm still just doing that. 200
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Canadians: Yippee cahier motherfucker!!!! (has this been done before??) 110
Reposted by allysonderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026this is what they said it would be like under socialism 1050191564303
Reposted by allysonAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 28/10/2025And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job 1626431946274
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 26/10/2025my lust and drive for life is directly proportional to how much passion i have for my current project(s). ...and right now i have NO projects, which means life is very intolerable and hard 110
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 22/10/2025when ur besties are getting married, having children, advancing their careers etc. and ur just.............. buying the 12" replica Larry O'Brien trophy with sublimated plate commemorating the Toronto Raptors' 2019 NBA Championship 010
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Who needs to go to THERAPY today when the Blue Jays are headed to the World Series and the NBA is BACK!!!??? 131
Reposted by allysonLily Alexandre 🛰️ @lily-is.online · 01/09/2025Canadian piercing shop called Lester Be Piercin' 413710
Reposted by allysonJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 18/08/2025[optimistic for the future of human life on earth] it's good that we're getting a hurricane soon, it might put out some of the uncontrollable wildfires 221128
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 15/08/2025NEW @pile.bsky.social ALBUM I PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESE pile.bandcamp.com/album/sunshi...pile.bandcamp.comSunshine and Balance Beams, by Pile10 track album 1111
Reposted by allysonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/08/2025chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back 614008540
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 22/07/202507-22 vibe: All The Way Dumb - Angel Du$t open.spotify.com/track/5TL30j...open.spotify.comAll The Way DumbAngel Du$t · YAK: A Collection Of Truck Songs · Song · 2021 030
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Sometimes I'm like "I should just End It All" and then I play video games with a friend(s) and I'm like "Life Is Beautiful" lmao 010
Reposted by allysonjay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 18/07/2025i dont smoke weed anymore, ive grown up. matured. evolved. the only drugs i need are "peaceful beauty of the morning sun", "reading a book on a lazy afternoon" and "ketamine" 513415
Reposted by allysontreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2025This is an *incredible* profile. My feelings about Embiid have been complex and I've increasingly leaned toward Cut The Shit, Man... but the delving into his loneliness and why really hit me. Wonderful journalism; makes you think, challenges you.espn.comJoel Embiid sees youIn what he's calling his "most important" offseason, Joel Embiid responds to his critics. 615629
allyson @shmallyson.bsky.social · 15/07/2025joycemanor.bandcamp.com/track/nbtsajoycemanor.bandcamp.comNBTSA, by Joyce Manorfrom the album 40 oz. to Fresno 040
