𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙 @shleepwns.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I’m just tryna make some deviled eggs man.. I have suffered enough at the hands of the state, and I am absolutely entitled to flawless deviled eggs as compensation. “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of properly set yolks” — that’s the line, I remember it clearly. 000
𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙 @shleepwns.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Anyone else think it’s weird that the LoZ movie releases in nine months and we still know next to nothing? 100
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 09/05/2026"I learned about eating a women's ass at the super bowl. This was a first time for me.” 381045130
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 21/03/2026You can give all your love to another even when loving yourself seems impossible. That doesn't lessen your heart's truth. But starting to care for yourself doubles the love —you give more to them, and beautifully back to you. Your soul is worthy of gentleness. Nurture it. You're enough🏳️⚧️🌈 3246411234
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 22/10/2023ugh why does it keep crying 18780168
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo." 964422797374
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 19/01/2026They're hoping this scares people into never criticizing politicians but in fact it only encourages me to word my insults in whatever way I think will be funniest being read aloud by a semiliterate cop to my doorbell camera. "Um, ma'am? Did you post that 'Gavin Newsom gargles Nazi cum, winky face?'" 12747162
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign 523570590
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 16/01/2026protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting. 165119492313
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 08/01/2026This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis. www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...gofundme.comDonate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie WeissPlease support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son 209133568767
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙The Joe Gross @joegross.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago 3204318615947
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Matt Shuham @mattshuham.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather. “No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!” “No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!” 5981352987
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Renegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Video game ads in the 90's were something else... 1354148541
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com · 27/12/2025We joke about this being a weird week but it’s a weird fucking week. You’re going to want to rest and be frightened of resting. You’re going to think you want to work. Focus will Be a ghost. Eat some cheese, drink some water, keep a Notebook nearby, let yourself drift. 432360
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/12/2025joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this 170166822718
𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙 @shleepwns.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Andrew Tate losing the day after Jake Paul…? Is the world healing? 011
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/12/2025The Epstein Files, everybody! 984208065391
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/12/2025President currently feuding with a beloved American comedy icon who was murdered 24 hours ago. 23759121038
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 26/11/2025There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this: 61367494
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Gloomy @rogloom.bsky.social · 24/11/2025John Romero got frustrated while posing the model for the first Doom cover that he did it himself and the model originally hired to be Doomguy is actually the demon grabbing his arm 0114
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday. 2496334767
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. 821815280
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙The Associated Press @apnews.com · 08/11/2025With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.bit.lyFamilies on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their petsWith SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters. 3919701068
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them 12796642490
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙The Onion @theonion.com · 31/10/2025ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume 307124202704
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/10/2025sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is 1367119583427
𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙 @shleepwns.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I’m telling all ya’ll right now, if I see anyone making food content for the next month and it’s just bullshit food waste, you’re dead to me. 010
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 27/10/2025“They’ve got money for ICE and golden ballrooms but not for hungry families” is so easy it’s almost funny 13556121453
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙R. Souissi @rsouissivibes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025The Jokes write themselves... 2622455
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/10/2025SNAP benefits expire in one week. 476164594868
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙RyyBOOdo @ SQXL @ryyudo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025someone who's good at the economy is this a good deal? 13411203
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1650 5531119
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 06/10/2025I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1666 0438109
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Photo from my collection, writing on the back says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”. 542179213
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 19/10/2025The president of the United States ladies and gents Or someone doing it in his name bc we know he’s not smart Enough to be able to do any of This 1417349
𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙 @shleepwns.bsky.social · 17/10/2025“Our parents aren’t having children” Yeah, because this place is a fucking hellscape. There’s also plenty of children in the system that need help that ya’ll refuse to feed, let alone help, but god forbid a woman rather an abortion than being another human being into this country. 110
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/10/2025the amount of time conservatives spend thinking about childrens genitals is legit crazy 1343838681
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 15/10/2025This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez) 263434306
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Lynn Stahl @msbtterswrth.altgov.info · 11/10/2025Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know! 5140341204
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET. Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!! 302842543
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2025Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT. Only at The Onion on Youtube here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU 171050192
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The most important political thread of our time. 403772397
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙TizzyEnt @tizzyent.bsky.social · 07/10/2025One of the proposed designs for the 250th anniversary commemorative silver dollar 4244190
Reposted by 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔨𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫🌙Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Jesus. You think it can’t get any worse, then you read these stories. US citizens and legal residents illegally arrested and held for days. **Native Americans** getting detained and held for days because ICE agents are too stupid/racist to know about tribal IDs. 4029031055