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The fitness graham pacer test is a multistage aerobics test that progressively gets more difficult as the test continues. Line up at the start 🦀

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
moth man moth kitten plush launches in October. more info soon. 🔴🔴
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GD (Mima Spooky Season) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(I’m not from Brazil but please read this before the elections as it’s still important) From OP: Please keep your eyes on Brazil, especially if you're from the US. I do not like to post this kind of stuff but we are scared. #brazil #important #awareness #awarenesspost #eleições2026 #elections
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Robyn Swirling @rswirling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After being raped by a man on my hall sophomore year, I couldn’t leave my dorm room for weeks and failed several classes. I had to take out student loans so I could retake those credits. We almost never talk about the financial toll of campus sexual assault on survivors.
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franz @franzanth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Moth 4/12 - Brenthia #Art #SciArt
Illustration of a black and white moth in front view, legs spread out, wings open like a peacock. The far end tips of the wings, which are on top of the image, have little dots resembling eye spots lining the edges. The side wings are striped in black and white in L-shaped repeating pattern like the legs of a bigger bug.
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet, NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a reminder 🪄 #illustration
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Breana Navickas @breanimator.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Would love it if anyone who's a content creator on YouTube , Instagram, TikTok etc, that follows my work and wants to support a smaller queer indie creator who's trying to expand their audience could help and do a react , or video telling ppl about The Three Tomes. Those things help independent -
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 16/09/2026
Shark plushies are done and now enjoying a two month cruise to me 🛳 🦈
shark plushies by mahoukarp
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we're all rightfully shitting on Ed Sheeran, don't forget this gem
'Excuse me, can I have another glass of wine'
'I'm Ed Sheeran'
'Ok Ed get me another glass'
Daily Mail Celebrity • @DailyMailCe...
Ed Sheeran gets mistaken for a waiter by Amy Lee at the #Grammys
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Iridium Wolf @iridiumwolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck GTA6. Don't buy it. Don't even pirate it.
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be an artist. Make some art > does it look terrible? > yes / no > you are an artist > make more art
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
how it feels talking to Democrats in 2026
Iceman's liberal mom: It's just this mutant problem is a little...
Wolverine: What mutant "problem"?
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
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man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? 

panel 2
disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man

panel 3
picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe

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universe: Be kind, I don't care why
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mollystars { comms 20% OFF!! } @mollystars.dev · 05/09/2026
reminder that discord's trying to reintroduce their "Global Age Verification" as of very recently. if you haven't cancelled your nitro, do it! if you know other people who haven't, let them know abt this. not giving them anything as long as paypros/the gov keep being a bunch of pussies about this
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Diane Ademu-John @junkyardmessiah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
On July 30, Bel posted a 20-photo Instagram carousel highlighting his awards, diploma, plans to study neuroscience at Wright State University, soccer team… and the electronic monitor around his ankle.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if you're Canadian, there is a petition active right now to have him removed and sent back to the US for signaling his obvious allegiances here. There's already a quarter million signatures. Get him out of our country, we don't have time for this bullshit rn www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-7531 - Petitions
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW.
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MARCY BONES! ☠️ @marcybones64.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
did you know nazis still rule this country
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Dr Rehaminator's Monster Cock @drrehaminator.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"lol i don't understand celebrity worship they're just people" You rube. You simple child of the land. Dolly Parton wasn't just a celebrity. She did more material good in her life, with her own money, than anyone we literally elect to serve us.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I revere Dolly Parton much as I do Fred Rogers. They’re people who made it their life goal just to be gentle and kind to everyone that they met. They are prime examples of how we all should behave and live our lives.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did what literally no techbro billionaire would even think of doing: filling her life with good deeds that make people mourn her when she dies. Not one of these assholes would even think of this, they are all right now completely and honestly baffled by the outpouring of love for her.
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love my cat!! (we're both fine)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
THIS IS WHAT THE OLIGARCHS ACTUALLY BELIEVE — cruelty and poverty for everyone who isn't them so them can compel us to labor for them, worship them and fuck them.
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 18/08/2026
I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I also want to add that every single time ICE has physically hurt me, they have grabbed me by my chest. Most of my femme friends have said the same. I will not be surprised if / when we find out about twisted sexual assaults conducted by ICE agents with these gloves.
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🐀🐀 @shitterton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Turns out I’ve got a bad case of super insomnia. Maybe let that bitch go to the doctors
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
spadefoot toad looking cheerful as always
Spadefoot toad is dark brown and yellow with huge eyes, making it appear to be frowning with its eyes held wide open
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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Cirice Gray @In Her Image out now! @ciricegray.itch.io · 13/08/2026
This. A lot of people don't understand that HP was picked for elevation by marketing execs who realized there would be serious money in tie-in products like the jelly beans. A lot of what becomes massively popular is made to be so by media conglomerates, and it works
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
every single actor joining the new harry potter series saying "I don't agree with JK Rowling's opinions!"
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is the sort of story that makes you say "Jesus Christ" in about four ways at once
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RoseMarie @rosesbloom24.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Two Black mayors took cities that the country loves to write off and made them measurably safer. That’s not a fluke. That’s a blueprint. Chicago and Baltimore just posted numbers that should be front-page news. They’re not. We need to talk about why. 🧵 www.theroot.com/opinion-blac...
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NASH 🥀🔞 @peachinash.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Update: We’ll be getting out eviction notice at the end of this week, and will have to the end of this month to pay it. We have applied for rental assistance and are making an attempt to getting help from charities
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ました。 @mentaikomochi.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026
I know it's not the point, and the corruption is bad full stop... but does anyone else ever just feel offended that the people controlling the levers of power get bought off for cheap? You sold out a generation for a billionaire's chump change?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 10/08/2026
I have heard there's been a fancy new update that tells you when someone follows you from a starter pack Let's try it out, what do you say? Pleasantly surprise a few human artists :D
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/05/2026
Repost this if you’ve gone to the doctor or you’ve seen a dog. I’m a teacher trying to show my students that it’s possible to repost stuff under certain circumstances like if a post asks you to and you’ve gone to something or seen something
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
c o l l e c t i o n
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 08/08/2026
it's always funny to me when i mention to someone i keep rats as pets because most of the time the reaction is confusion or thinly veiled revulsion and it's funny bc this is what a rat looks like. pink nose, soft fur, and eyes like a beanie baby. the stuff of nightmares, apparently.
A very sleepy, soft gray rat.
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Babe&Oak @babeandoak.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Boosting to the #b&wart feed 🖤
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy International Cat Day! Sharing cat stuff online is fantastic, but today is the perfect day to take that love to the next level by pledging to do something for real cats offline. Do a supply drive/fundraiser, look into fostering, or make a donation if you can! www.hsccvt.org/donate
Photo portrait of my beautiful fluffy white cat Francie. Her eyes are deep yellow. Text at the bottom of the image says international cat day.
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
On July 13th, Trump signed two proclamations shrinking parks and monuments in various states by more than 90%. We're witnessing the beginning of the biggest attack on an American national park in generations. DHS has waived all laws to rush construction. These lands are worth fighting for.
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