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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 01/10/2026

I plan to be fully unlocked and loaded for Cocktober.

Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 01/10/2026

Wow, I got $274.89 from the 23andMe data privacy settlement. Much better than that usual $2.74 I seem to see from these class action suits, lol.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 28/09/2026

Wait, people can still afford the name brand??

Hy-Vee Panburger Partner Cheeseburger Macaroni box

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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It strikes me that between the death of the phone book and the long-ago rise of web search as the primary means of finding local services, there’s a whole generation of people who surely have no idea why there are businesses called things like “AAA-A KEY LOCKSMITH,” etc.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 28/09/2026

Pro Tip: Posting your #penis on the internet is fun 😏

Me standing naked with my arms behind my back, proudly showing off my cock

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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Less hard choices, more hard dicks. Wait what

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 27/09/2026

What if I take my homemade iced coffee to a job interview? Surely that's a sign of being a hard worker.

Shirtless me holding a clear tumbler with iced coffee in it up to my mouth

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 27/09/2026

Don't ask me why but I put on sweatpants to go walk Brix and holy fuck it's 92% humidity out and now my balls are as moist as a Betty Crocker cake.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 27/09/2026

I guess if I am gonna have to wear a shirt, at least this one seems to be doing right by my chest.

Bedroom mirror selfie standing wearing beige pants and a white button-down dress shirt with black tie that my chest is poppin' in.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 27/09/2026

Oh wait, I forgot about this harness I have that matches the color palette. I bet I could totally get away with wearing this in place of a shirt 😁

Shirtless me wearing a brown and black striped fabric harness over my bare chest and an open beige suit jacket over that which I'm holding open with my left hand

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 27/09/2026

Closer to how I'd rather be dressing for this wedding reception 😁

Shirtless me standing wearing beige suit pants and black dress shoes.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 26/09/2026

Working off that Millennium Falcon brunch.

Shirtless me lying on my back on a weight bench wearing short blue shorts with my right arm raised up holding the camera that's pointed down to show off my bare chest and abs while I'm flashing a cocky little smirk

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

this meal made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 26/09/2026

Now that we're done almost burning alive in that Catholic church, we're off to have a real religious experience of the waffle variety.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 26/09/2026

We are off to a wedding where we were asked to wear suits in shades of beige or black, so here we are.

Jay and Eli standing next to each other smiling at the camera with Jay wearing a beige suit with white shirt and black tie, black shoes, and Eli in a black suit with white shirt and beige tie, black shoes

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 24/09/2026

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Actors Martha Plimpton as Virginia Chance and Garret Dillahunt as Burt Chance in the TV sitcom Raising Hope.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 24/09/2026

I know it's #biceptember, but can we spare some love for the triceps, too? 😏

Me standing naked with my left arm angled in front of my body blocking my meaty dick but showing off my meaty tricep instead

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 22/09/2026

Trying to watch this American Hostage show on MGM+, but Jon Hamm is just being Jon Hamm and that's really pulling me out of the story. www.imdb.com/title/tt3005...

imdb.com

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 21/09/2026

It's amazing how many things you can get off your to-do list for the day when you really put your mind to moving all of them to tomorrow. Follow me for more productivity tips.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 20/09/2026

This movie, Blue Film, sure was something.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 17/09/2026

About to do my first official Gym Monster 3 workout. Wish me luck.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 17/09/2026

Anyway, here's me with my dick out... along with everything else.

Bedroom mirror selfie standing naked except for white ankle socks, making sure you get a nice view of my dick

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 17/09/2026

Depends on whether you're coming or going.

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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You know who you are.

Lwaxana Troi, a middle aged female character on Star Trek TNG, a white woman with brown hair wearing a pink red and purple top that shows off her fabulous breasts. Text over the photo reads "Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap. I make my tits that prominent for a reason."

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 17/09/2026

Well, there's gonna be rearranging to do once we get rid of the Olympic bars, weight plates, foldable squat rack, old adjustable bench and dedicated NordicTrack rower that are out of frame here. But the Gym Monster is set up and functional. Next will need to be a pic (or video) of me on it 😁

A Speediance Gym Monster 3S magnetic resistance cable weightlifting machine with a black adjustable bench on its platform and an orange towel hanging over it placed in my bedroom

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 16/09/2026

Seems the new Spectrum internet plans are live for Cox customers and they have removed the data caps Cox had. So previously with Cox the base price for 1gb down/100mbps up in San Diego was $120+$50 for unlimited data and now it's $105. They are still offering a promo for $70 for 12 months right now.

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. @easer79.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

He knows his floppy cock displays make me whimper

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 15/09/2026

Eli thought the tl could use a little flopping around, so...

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 14/09/2026

Been looking for a while to replace most of our home workout stuff with something that allows us to do more with less set up and tear down. Also, want to cancel at least one of my two gym memberships. So, here we go. Supposed to be delivered tomorrow. 🤞🏼💪🏼 www.speediance.com/products/spe...

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Speediance Gym Monster 3 | Smart Home Gym for Muscle Building

Experience Speediance Gym Monster 3 with a more powerful AI system and 20 cable positions for versatile training and effective muscle building at home today.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 14/09/2026

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

Shirtless me smiling at little brown scruffy Brixley the dog who looks like he's questioning every life choice that led him here.

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Travycat🏳️‍🌈 @pdxtrav.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Fun fact , I had an absolute dweeb of a boss several years back, named Sean, and we all called him Parmesean behind his back because he kinda smelled like cheese.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 12/09/2026

Two weeks ago Friday our bathtub drain pipe broke. One week ago Friday the building chiller broke. Today Friday guys doing maintenance on bldg fire hoses turned off the water but didn't turn off the boiler/pump letting it run dry for two hours causing an almost broke. Why Fridays gotta be so shitty?

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 11/09/2026

Sometimes the tl really delivers

My skeet about Mutual of Omaha's new tower being called the "Omadong" with another skeet right below that just says "dong"

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 11/09/2026

I love how people online are referring to Mutual of Omaha's new headquarters tower as the "Omadong" 🤣

A 44-story glass office building tower flanked by two 15-story structures on the sides so it resembles a giant glass penis with balls

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