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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 28/09/2026

Wait, people can still afford the name brand??

Hy-Vee Panburger Partner Cheeseburger Macaroni box

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 28/09/2026

Pro Tip: Posting your #penis on the internet is fun 😏

Me standing naked with my arms behind my back, proudly showing off my cock

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 27/09/2026

What if I take my homemade iced coffee to a job interview? Surely that's a sign of being a hard worker.

Shirtless me holding a clear tumbler with iced coffee in it up to my mouth

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 27/09/2026

I guess if I am gonna have to wear a shirt, at least this one seems to be doing right by my chest.

Bedroom mirror selfie standing wearing beige pants and a white button-down dress shirt with black tie that my chest is poppin' in.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 27/09/2026

Oh wait, I forgot about this harness I have that matches the color palette. I bet I could totally get away with wearing this in place of a shirt 😁

Shirtless me wearing a brown and black striped fabric harness over my bare chest and an open beige suit jacket over that which I'm holding open with my left hand

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 27/09/2026

Closer to how I'd rather be dressing for this wedding reception 😁

Shirtless me standing wearing beige suit pants and black dress shoes.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 26/09/2026

Working off that Millennium Falcon brunch.

Shirtless me lying on my back on a weight bench wearing short blue shorts with my right arm raised up holding the camera that's pointed down to show off my bare chest and abs while I'm flashing a cocky little smirk

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 26/09/2026

We are off to a wedding where we were asked to wear suits in shades of beige or black, so here we are.

Jay and Eli standing next to each other smiling at the camera with Jay wearing a beige suit with white shirt and black tie, black shoes, and Eli in a black suit with white shirt and beige tie, black shoes

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 24/09/2026

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Actors Martha Plimpton as Virginia Chance and Garret Dillahunt as Burt Chance in the TV sitcom Raising Hope.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 24/09/2026

And then the pizza you get:

A slice of pizza that's been cut into like 1/3rd of a normal slice resting on a white, tri-fold, paper towel

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 24/09/2026

I know it's #biceptember, but can we spare some love for the triceps, too? 😏

Me standing naked with my left arm angled in front of my body blocking my meaty dick but showing off my meaty tricep instead

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 24/09/2026

From these! I guess because the reception on these was so bad when you were at any real distance apart, if the voice was too staticy to understand you could still make out the beeps from the morse code button.

A pair of vintage Radio Shack kids Archer walkie talkies with morse code printed on them to the left of the morse code button

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 17/09/2026

Anyway, here's me with my dick out... along with everything else.

Bedroom mirror selfie standing naked except for white ankle socks, making sure you get a nice view of my dick

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 17/09/2026

Well, there's gonna be rearranging to do once we get rid of the Olympic bars, weight plates, foldable squat rack, old adjustable bench and dedicated NordicTrack rower that are out of frame here. But the Gym Monster is set up and functional. Next will need to be a pic (or video) of me on it 😁

A Speediance Gym Monster 3S magnetic resistance cable weightlifting machine with a black adjustable bench on its platform and an orange towel hanging over it placed in my bedroom

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 15/09/2026

Eli thought the tl could use a little flopping around, so...

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 14/09/2026

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

Shirtless me smiling at little brown scruffy Brixley the dog who looks like he's questioning every life choice that led him here.

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 11/09/2026

Sometimes the tl really delivers

My skeet about Mutual of Omaha's new tower being called the "Omadong" with another skeet right below that just says "dong"

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 11/09/2026

I love how people online are referring to Mutual of Omaha's new headquarters tower as the "Omadong" 🤣

A 44-story glass office building tower flanked by two 15-story structures on the sides so it resembles a giant glass penis with balls

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 09/09/2026

What's your favorite workplace sitcom?

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Shirtless Jay @shirtlessjay.com · 08/09/2026

'cause what I really need is another friggin project around here, I'm playing around with using a couple spare Elgato Stream Deck XLs with network docks and Bitfocus Companion for controlling smart home stuff. These buttons are basic and ugly but just seeing how this works before fully committing.