iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I was gonna do one of me putting on a shirt but I started to break out in hives.

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Wait, people can still afford the name brand??

Hy-Vee Panburger Partner Cheeseburger Macaroni box

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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Hello, A, A A Magic Music & Video, may I help you?" "Is this Magic Music & Video?" "Did I stutter?" "Well, yeah, kind of."

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It strikes me that between the death of the phone book and the long-ago rise of web search as the primary means of finding local services, there’s a whole generation of people who surely have no idea why there are businesses called things like “AAA-A KEY LOCKSMITH,” etc.

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My first job ever was with a company that, in the yellow pages, was "A AA MAGIC MUSIC & VIDEO"

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Sean @shirleystanson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pro Tip: Posting your #penis on the internet is fun 😏

Me standing naked with my arms behind my back, proudly showing off my cock

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Less hard choices, more hard dicks. Wait what

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Sometimes my floppy disk gets in the way.

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Gotta show em what I'm really good at 😁

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What if I take my homemade iced coffee to a job interview? Surely that's a sign of being a hard worker.

Shirtless me holding a clear tumbler with iced coffee in it up to my mouth

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Don't ask me why but I put on sweatpants to go walk Brix and holy fuck it's 92% humidity out and now my balls are as moist as a Betty Crocker cake.

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I guess if I am gonna have to wear a shirt, at least this one seems to be doing right by my chest.

Bedroom mirror selfie standing wearing beige pants and a white button-down dress shirt with black tie that my chest is poppin' in.

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Oh wait, I forgot about this harness I have that matches the color palette. I bet I could totally get away with wearing this in place of a shirt 😁

Shirtless me wearing a brown and black striped fabric harness over my bare chest and an open beige suit jacket over that which I'm holding open with my left hand

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Closer to how I'd rather be dressing for this wedding reception 😁

Shirtless me standing wearing beige suit pants and black dress shoes.

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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Working off that Millennium Falcon brunch.

Shirtless me lying on my back on a weight bench wearing short blue shorts with my right arm raised up holding the camera that's pointed down to show off my bare chest and abs while I'm flashing a cocky little smirk

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this meal made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

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Brunch said: May the fork be with you.

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Now that we're done almost burning alive in that Catholic church, we're off to have a real religious experience of the waffle variety.

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