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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕

@shinybagsplus.bsky.social
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they/them. printer. AI art is trash shinybags.plus chief bagologist, 𝕱𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖞𝖑 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕾𝖖𝖚𝖆𝖉 🅵🅶🆂🔞 ░█▀▀░█▀▀░█▀▀░ ░█▀▀░█░▄░▀▀█░ ░▀░░░▀▀▀░▀▀▀░

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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
oh hai daph
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do people still use thi--wait, this isn't threads
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Everything is penis
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
The Ethicist | A cute hippie girl from my English class is dating a pro-Palestinian green card holder. Would it be wrong to turn him over to ICE to improve my chances?
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Jdvatrix
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Nicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
describe account Simpsons image
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
it's Thursday, Thursday getting a release on Thursday Rebecca's back, super back on a weekday, weekday
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
it's vibrant and cheerful! also it would qualify you for a 10% discount if you ordered anything (don't actually order anything)
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
catastrophic levels of m’lady
The Loathsome Boer
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
....or maybe they don't. jury's still out on that one. anyway possums are delightful
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
they also eat ticks, and ticks are assholes
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i know a way you can test it
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
confirmed. source: i have seen the penis of god
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
you could always take the PiL approach and put it in some kind of..... metal box
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
*cues up "Wot" by Captain Sensible*
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Sure, I know the drugged-out Nazi and his anonymous minions are stealing billions from the US treasury right now but I am too worried about tomato prices to give a shit.
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
absolutely
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well HERE I AM
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Whether it's Democrats giving fist bumps or Republicans giving Nazi salutes, both sides have adopted divisive hand gestures.
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Carrie MAGAWood never really did anything for me anyway so... nothing of value lost there i guess
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why did it cut off the video, that's so stupid
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i fucken love fluoride
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what's your 10/10 album
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𝗦𝗵𝗶𝗻𝘆 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝘀 𝙋𝙡𝙪𝙨 ✨🛍️➕ @shinybagsplus.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
whawhawhaWHAAAAAAAT?
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YOU can
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gotta meet that filmquota
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zuck preg
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Elon: you are so funny and good at memes Also Elon: Yes it's true
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Indy 🐧 @indecisivejones.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
me: correct me if I’m wrong- the internet: sir, we will correct you even if you’re right
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is today the day i start taking things seriously? no. but tomorrow? mmmmmmmperhaps
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just saw something really unfunny but not offensive enough to call out. a heavy burden indeed
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2024
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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hi mallory, we're us
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can't wait for photo #4 where he melts into a puddle of sludge
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*as i'm being carted off to the camps* haha well i guess we'll have to agree to disagree!!
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threads is absolutely ban-crazy lately
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
haha fuck you eric adams
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we're already there as of 2022
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we need you back
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
I assume it was a ... spitball I'll be here all week, tip your servers
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Mae Reill, puppyshell 🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @maeday.dumbdolls.online · 15/08/2024
it'll be so funny if one of the most anti queer nations is the cause of the worlds most known transphobe getting fucked over fuck you Joanne
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ayyy lmao
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Litereria Rotbrain Reginiae Rightwing Angrimelia Axegrinder Ignoria Sciencedolt Hagatha Handwaver Tabitha Timewaster Obsessia Crotchwonderer
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they doing what now
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