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Brendan Forster

@shiftkey.online
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Software engineer & troublemaker. Open Source Cat Herder. Bumblebee but with GIFs. Australian in Canada.

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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 13/09/2026
Just in time for Dylan Cease's start, I'd like to present my newest dumb baseball website: STACHECAST Were you wondering whether Cease pitches better with that giant stache, with the long beard, or with something else? We have the answer. Maybe. stachecast.lol
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STACHECAST
Investigating the question on everyone's minds: how does Dylan Cease's facial hair affect his starts?
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Kevin Jones @vcsjones.dev · 03/09/2026
This is relevant again. “DHH’s politics are not normal”
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My heart goes out to everyone working Support / Trust & Safety / etc. I know y'all have to deal with some truly unhinged people
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Brendan Forster @shiftkey.online · 10/08/2026
timed perfectly for imminent vacation, shout out to all involved
Turfman's Almanac cover page on my tablet device
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line
james bone
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Brendan Forster @shiftkey.online · 24/04/2026
#charitybundibowl new donation - 60 years (so far) since the Leafs won the Cup (because they ain’t gonna do it this year) - go sharks! @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social
U$60 donation plus card fees
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
There's a war on for your mind. theonion.info
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Brendan Forster @shiftkey.online · 03/04/2026
Dusted off some code from a few years ago to stitch together a time lapse, was fun to see it mostly work as-is. Also, evidence the cucamelon seedlings are total aliens 🌱
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts
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Brendan Forster @shiftkey.online · 16/02/2026
It's a long weekend here so I've been heads down putting some seeds in dirt as well as reviving the hack project I started back in 2023. growing.shiftkey.online is where this all lives now, and I plan to start scheduled posting to @growing.shiftkey.online once there are signs of life on the mat.
growing.shiftkey.online
growing things
just starting some seeds
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Fiona Katauskas @fionakatauskas.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Vale to an amazing man and legendary, brilliant cartoonist. The cartooning community is in mourning today.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.
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I Was Stoked To Collaborate With Dan McQuade
A couple days ago, I heard the terrible news that the writer Dan McQuade passed away. I’ve read some great tributes to him from people…
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 15/12/2025
PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you. Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings: For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages. For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
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who up nu scaring they weeb? 𖤐 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood
Amy from Australian punk rock band, 'Amyl and the Sniffers' flipping off Anthony, the blue wiggle from The Wiggles.
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Sean Devine @seandevine9.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 19/10/2025
Some of the numbers in here are wild. “45% of AI generated code has exploitable [security] flaws.” And this is a massive, looming problem that I’ve talked about a lot: “Without juniors gaining real experience, where will the next generation of senior engineers come from?”
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Corey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 14/05/2025
Today's thread is about something I'm rather experienced with... How to Get Fired With Both Grace and Aplomb
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Sunil Sarwal @sunilsarwal.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
If you’re looking to use this program but need help getting started, get in touch with me. I’m Nova Scotia’s only food packaging design expert.
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Omar @tictactomar.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
CONNOR MCDAVID 🚨 THE NEW AGE GOLDEN GOAL! CANADA WINS!
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Brendan Forster @shiftkey.online · 10/01/2025
It seems Netlify upsold me automatically for an OSS side project while I wasn't checking my email over the holidays and are now going to suspend me for not paying for the thing I didn't ask for. Guess that's a thing I need to turn off next month...
December 31  - Automated email indicating Netlify will bill me due to build minute usage

"Your build minutes usage on your team (Brendan Forster's team) has reached 50% of the current allowance in your billing cycle from December 8 to January 8.

If build minutes usage goes over the allowance before the end of the billing cycle, we’ll add an extra build minutes pack for $7, increasing your allowance by 500 minutes for the current billing cycle.

Alternatively, you can increase your build minutes allowance to 25,000 minutes/month by upgrading to Pro, which is free for the first month if it’s your first time on Pro. Visit the pricing page to compare plans.

You can check current usage details in the Netlify UI."
January 1  - Automated email from Netlify indicating they've billed me 

"Based on your usage so far this month, we’ve billed you for an additional Build Minutes usage package on account Brendan Forster's team. This means you can now:

 - Use an additional 500 build minutes in this billing cycle

Find out more in your dashboard."January 9 - Automated email from Netlify indicating that they plan to suspend my projects 

"The billing cycle for your subscriptions has ended. Your sites will be suspended after 28 days. To process your payment and keep your sites up and running, please provide a valid credit card for Brendan Forster's team immediately."
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 21/12/2024
me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
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ruinista @ruinista.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
We are once again offering "candy and/or a potato" this Halloween, and I'm VERY pleased to report that one mom just asked her kid, "Is this the potato house you were looking for?!"
One metal bowl filled with Halloween candy and another filled with large russet potatoes.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 24/10/2024
Bigotry feels undefeated, especially when it serves as the entire $65M+ closing argument of a major political campaign. But there will come a day when it loses. Yes there will. There is no "for you" unless it includes "for they/them" www.jasonkirk.fyi/p/watch-grid...
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WATCH GRID: For they/them
Hello, I write and podcast about sports, religion, and stuff
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 04/10/2024
Streamer playing through GTA IV with traffic speed at max: "If life is suffering, why not choose more suffering -- and more life?" aftermath.site/grand-theft-...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
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Brendan Forster @shiftkey.online · 03/01/2024
For any .NET devs who have found me over here and are using the GitHub API, this is news for you github.blog/2024-01-03-o... - I'll talk more about my recent life changes but this is the spiritual successor to the Octokit .NET work I was supporting for many years...
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Brendan Forster @shiftkey.online · 04/07/2023
Can't even post a GIF, what is this fresh hell?
Rodney Dangerfield in lederhosen atop a mountain, shouting "Yodel-Hey" to no-one in particular
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