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@shields.bsky.social
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Pros: 1) Can reach the freshest milk in the back of the cooler at the grocery store. 2) Diehard Syracuse fan. 3) Pretty good at Hot Fingers Trivia. 4) Phenomenal storyteller. Cons: 1) Solves math problems all day. 2) Still believes in the LA Angels.

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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Looks like we have some Where’s Waldo candidates in the crowd.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Surprised he didn’t rename it American Intelligence
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It was this exact comic that made me an instant fan of Tom the Dancing Bug and I’ve enjoyed every comic that has followed since.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I was reminded of the Affluenza Teen case while reading this horrific story. These types of parents want to protect their children from consequences at all costs. I hope justice gets served to its fullest extent.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
Alt: Rodney Dangerfield: I Don't Get No Respect!
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Great American State Fair action play set
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Great American State Fair action figure play set comes with 3 figures.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to those who celebrate.
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Kateration @kateration.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
#BeBest
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Charlie Brown and Peanuts Gang Dancing
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Dave Chappelle: Can't Stop Won't Stop Dance
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just discovered what my PowerBall numbers will be.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Trump: “I did that”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Via Sportsnet
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Microphone cutting out as the Canadian National anthem is being sung. No worries, Buffalo Sabres fans all sang in unison to complete the anthem. #respect
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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a woman speaking into a microphone with the words i believe that they should behind her
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’ve been a math teacher for 30 years and that math ain’t definitely mathin’.
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NBA Cobwebs @nbacobwebs.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
April 14, 1993: Chicago Bulls fan Don Calhoun attends his first Bulls game in three years and throws in a 75-foot shot that wins him $1,000,000. Calhoun was selected to shoot because a Bulls employee felt his “suede hiking boots wouldn’t scuff the court."
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
@weatherpeens.bsky.social
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/03/2026
NewsNation has footage of the deadly plane-fire truck accident last night at LaGuardia
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/03/2026
Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried Black Adult
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Breaking character: Every so often, I like to remind people that Trump has a serious personality disorder that makes his decision-making different from a normal person's. The media doesn't explore this, which makes their reporting on him useless, but my friend Nick Carmody does.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
See also, "two weeks".
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Why teachers deserve better pay...
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
RFK Jr. and his ferments?
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Future pardon seeker says what?
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Maybe he can consult Nancy Reagan's psychic for a second opinion.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Me: *rings in first* Trebek: "Shields?" Me: What is ICE? Trebek:"Correct. Where to next?" Me: I'll take "Stupid Shit the President Does" for $200, Alex.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"and a Big Arch sauce that may or may not be made of people." 💀🤣
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I know it's our taxpayer money, but I hope the ice cream machines are the same ones that are always broken at McDonald's.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It's within the kraken that Sydney Powell will be releasing any minute now.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Why not 500%? 800%? Just like the discounts on prescription drugs?
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
If his constituents vote him out of office, then so be it.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
He and Epstein are experts with 12 to 15...
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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a cartoon of a man and a woman sitting in a chair
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Does she have to give back her cosplay costumes?
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
@robdenbleyker.com I'm curious what you'll try first.
Spelling Bee for March 2,2026
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The Epstein Files list of participants reminds me of the deck of cards the Bush administration used after 9/11, and we're all waiting for the day when the Ace of Spades is captured and brought to justice.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The Epstein/Trump victims can all attest to this.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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a woman speaking into a microphone with the words i believe that they should behind her
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I think I just found the link of how cocaine got into Biden's White House. Hint, it wasn't Hunter.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Tall hoodie-wearing Lerch has entered the chat...
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Freedom of speech for me but not for thee.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Narrator Morgan Freeman: He's going to issue her a pardon.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The test was recently updated to "Who wrote the following notes to Jeffrey Epstein?"
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
With Tylenol lubricant.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
. @avk.bsky.social
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Meal Team Six Assemble!!!
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
. @avk.bsky.social We're starting to see the results of listening to medical conspiracies, starting with raw milk. www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2...
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Mother sues Florida dairy farm, claims she lost fetus after raw milk led to bacterial infection
A New Smyrna Beach dairy farm was named in a lawsuit filed by a woman who claims she lost her fetus after falling ill while caring for her toddler who became sick after drinking raw, unpasteurized mil...
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