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AVK's Wide World of Batshit | Facebook chaos • global conspiracies • woo & insanity roasted daily since 2019 5337

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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 3h
As ChatGPT is the accused, it's fair to let ChatGPT respond: I don't have a grudge against homeopathy or your favorite remedy. Sometimes the evidence just isn't there. Telling me to stop being biased until I give you the answer you want isn't fixing my bias. It's adopting yours.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any other 8-year-old questioning things would be considered normal. In the world of Christian Nationalists, this 8-year-old is on the fast track to a “deliverance” (otherwise known as an “exorcism”).
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anti-vaxxers see a toy and immediately recognize themselves in it.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Piss, the cancer-curing, eyesight-restoring, hair-regrowing, parasite-killing, diabetes-reversing, teeth-regenerating, DNA-repairing, chakra-aligning, cure-your-varicose-veins medicine.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Copping a smoke during science class is now evidence that the laws of physics have changed.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Christians love complaining about Islam restricting women. Meanwhile, back at church, women are apparently too emotional to lead, forbidden to teach men and best suited to morning tea.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Moses spent 40 years wandering the desert and somehow missed the Grand Canyon. More importantly, to the delight of the Bible Belt, this map proves Jesus was American.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Reptilian conspiracy has moved on from whether or not they exist to whether or not you'd want your daughter to marry one.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anti-vaxxers: WE DON'T LIE! Also Anti-vaxxers
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Laura receives a cryptic message from the Emergency Broadcast System and struggles to decipher its hidden meaning. From the AVK Archive
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Preliminary design for Trump’s tombstone unveiled.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anti-vaxxers are coming to the realization that they just can't avoid that nasty mRNA and they're not happy about it. Part II of II
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The age-old struggle between Good Pee and Bad Pee continues. Oh, and Kel, if you don't know how they work, stay the fuck away from them From the AVK Archive
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Anti-vaxxers are coming to the realization that they just can't avoid that nasty mRNA and they're not happy about it. Part I of II
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@rachelalter007.bsky.social www.facebook.com/groups/46113...
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
1846: Cameras will steal your soul. 2026: Cameras will steal your children.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The only thing funnier than watching Alberta separatists freak out over the idea of Carney sending the Chinese Army against them is watching them confidently proclaim they'll kick their asses when they get there.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Suffer the little children to come unto me, and forbid them not, save those who speak strangely, or whose countenance is unlike thine own. Yea, though they be born of the land, take no chances. Fuck ’em, and let ICE sort ’em out.” Mark 10:14, Christian Nationalist Edition
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Normally, a person wearing bread bags as socks would be a weird enough image on its own. But... this is AVK's Wide World of Batshit and you should know better by now.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
After a brief detour to discuss video cassettes (actually, it was half the damn thread), Mandela Effect folk explain that the lack of proof for the Mandela Effect is actually proof of the Mandela Effect. Because if there were proof, there'd be no Mandela Effect.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This post manages to hit virtually every American evangelical belief about how a lesbian factory manufactures new lesbians, including how the timely introduction of Godly Christian dick can defeat it.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Covid vaccine magnetized man's penis, but only when it's erect.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anti-vaxxers (some of whom actually have a prestigious high school science credit) pronounce mRNA a DNA altering poison
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
How to make Italian vagina. Serve with pasta, marinara and a nice red. From the AVK Archive
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Christian crunchy mom gets a visit by aliens... or possibly mold... or maybe a demon.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Piss drinkers are doing everything they can to get Paola an early inheritance Part III of III
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heather thinks Big Brother is tracking her boobs From the AVK Archive
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Piss drinkers are doing everything they can to get Paola an early inheritance Part II of III
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fresh out of new ideas, anti-vaxxers start recycling old outrage.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If true, whoever I had for lunch yesterday was fucking delicious! From the AVK Archive
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is Barkley (when he was 3 1/2 months) watching The Good Place. He wags his tail when Kristen Bell is on screen but whines when Ted Danson is. Volume up
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@susan-finley.bsky.social You got called out by MIKE in his video complaining about my thread.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anti-vaxxers claim they can smell a vaccinated person.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Back in 2020 Stuart Baker learned the hard way not to fuck with Dolly Parton. Stuart who, you ask? Exactly. From the AVK Archive
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They can’t agree if it’s stem cells or rope worms. But they’re still going to drink it!
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ke thinks Walmart's air curtain is shooting vaccine darts and they sell Hep B Bananas. Also, cows give human milk and mouse milk is $10,000 per gallon From the AVK Archive
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Piss drinkers are doing everything they can to get Paola an early inheritance Part I of III
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I went outside without him
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just in case bathing in urine alone wasn't enough to identify a piss drinker, they've literally added another layer of identification.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Hi Mr. Farmer, where are your medicinal goats? My child needs to suck on one."
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Man reports that vaccine made his penis smarter and led to excessive masturbation. He does note, however, that when he has a job, these symptoms subside due to a lack of opportunity to excessively masturbate. #VAERS
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Natacia is asking her anti-vax group to help her win back her 14-year-old son’s respect after telling him vaccines contain GASOLINE, aborted embryos, and heavy metals.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Low-level, low-effort reply guy can't get a human to debate him, so he tries debating Grok. It doesn't go well. Unfortunately, Grok can't get angry, block him or tell him to fuck off, eliminating most of the traditional reply guy victory conditions.
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's so heartwarming to see the anti-vax community come together to help ensure that a sick child never sees another Christmas
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AVK | Wide World of Batshit @avk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Man claims that a nurse snuck into his hospital room in the middle of the night slipped the Covid vaccine into his IV. He knows this because he found a sticker that said "Covid" stuck on his ass. #VAERS
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