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@shields.bsky.social
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Pros: 1) Can reach the freshest milk in the back of the cooler at the grocery store. 2) Diehard Syracuse fan. 3) Pretty good at Hot Fingers Trivia. 4) Phenomenal storyteller. Cons: 1) Solves math problems all day. 2) Still believes in the LA Angels.

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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Great American State Fair action play set
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Great American State Fair action figure play set comes with 3 figures.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Trump: “I did that”
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
@robdenbleyker.com I'm curious what you'll try first.
Spelling Bee for March 2,2026
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Got 'Em!! Air Jordan 1 Retro Low "Chicago"
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Facebook style hand gesture saying "Hitler likes this"
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Flat Death Star
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Currently reading
Uncle Tim's Inappropriate Stories
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
So when will Trump "clean up" Arkansas?
Arkansas ranks 4th in the nation for violent crime rate.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Love the background fireworks used in the original post. This is what happens when old folks use Facebook. Here's something similar...
Birthday cake and balloons for having a very bad stroke.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Based upon my independent research and without drawing any lines, I've concluded he's one of these d-bags...
Facebook profile pics of typical MAGA clowns.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Oregon Trail themed logo saying "You have listened to RFK Jr."
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I'd like to present this award to him
The Lil Bitch Award
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I have his award right here...
The Lil Bitch Award
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
At 4'2", who is he slapping around?
Comparing the heights of Shaq and the general. Shaq is 7'1" and the general is 4'2".
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
This could be turned into captcha as a substitute for traffic lights. 🤣
Dog butt or Jesus pics?
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I'm curious how Alyssa converted from atheism to Christianity. Maybe it was when she saw this...
A dog's butthole that looks like Jesus.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I enjoyed the more "popular" Hanna-Barbera characters when it came to competition shows, and never missed an episode of Laff-A-Lympics. I was so about the Scooby Doobies!
The teams competing every Saturday morning in the Laff-A-Lympics
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Another MAGA lover who forgot to change profiles
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Oregon Trail death notification stating, "You have listened to RFK Jr."
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Waiting for the all caps rant about tonight's South Park because of these depictions...
Small penis Trump in bed with Satan Small penis Trump in PSA on South Park
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
How he lives every day before voting day...
Focusing so hard that veins are about to explode!!
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
GOT 'EM!! The Nike Kobe VI Protro Total Orange Basketball Shoes
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T ASK ME ABOUT JEFFREY EPSTEIN!!
Trump yelling at boy mowing White House lawn.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
"Show me your papers"
Homan: we can racially profile people and deny them their 4th and 5th constitutional rights
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Was it this version?
Official White House Twitter believes Trump is Superman.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
ABC News article: "Some former county officials thought informal phone calls, not sirens, would be sufficient in a flood"
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
While governor, she delayed deploying the national guard to assist with a flooding event in her state because she was out campaigning in Tennessee.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
She had no problem asking for FEMA assistance when she was governor.
Kristi Noem has previously asked for FEMA assistance 10 times while governor of South Dakota.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Oregon Trail graphic which usually says "you have died of dysentery" but has been changed to "you have listened to RFK Jr."
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Who loves you and who do you love?
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Exactly what I was thinking!
Dean Browning forgetting to use his alternate account.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
South Park sucking up to Americans
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Every Trump press conference can be summed up in one pic...
Grandpa Simpson telling stories to a bunch of children while sitting on a tree stump.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
I definitely appreciated it!!
Carlos Correa's point total from MLB Play's Spinball game
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Old man complaining about wordle. Suggests people chat with God instead.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
But DOGE has been sooooo efficient...
Doge savings: Promises vs Reality
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
While the world is on fire, you can ease your stress with this fantastic find:
Crafting with cat hair book
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
JD Vance: fuck the couch, marry his wife, kill the Pope
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
DJIA for Monday, March 10, 2015Trump pointing and saying, "I did that"
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Canadian broadcast of the Leafs/Avs game. Kraft and other sponsors with not so subtle messages...
Advertisement by Kraft foods that says, "Made by Canadians. For Canadians."
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Acquired the Nike Air Foamposite Ones through the SNKRS app.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Politifact says this claim is false.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
A fake Little Golden Book titled, "How to Hide Your Racism by Calling Them DEI Instead of Using the N-Word"
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
@rexhuppke.bsky.social after reading your article, a protractor and this picture pretty much wraps up what type of "salute" he was using.
Arm angles of various positions, with focus on the Nazi angle range.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I don't think it's the heaters, I'm thinking it's crabs...
Trump says gas heaters are better than electric because they don't make you itch.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
With ideas like this, we're becoming the shithole country.
Trump wants to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of AmericaTrump says he may use economic force to take CanadaTrump is rambling about water??? Trump says Hezbollah caused January 6.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Here's what he was replying to...
Conversation claiming that cybertruck is like a tank.
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The section I was fascinated by was
American Top 40 Wikipedia page subsection on censorship, offensive songs, and affiliate standards
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Shields @shields.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
@erinandrews.bsky.social found this earlier tonight. I know you're always flying, but here's one person's take on what's actually happening... 🙄
Person posting that airplanes aren't real and their illogical explanation why they believe that.
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