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Sheriff of Portland

@sheriffofportland.bsky.social
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Destroyer of ill-placed apostrophes

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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 1h
Let me say something: It’s great Joe Lacob proclaimed the Valkyries would win a championship within five years. Belief and investment are important. But *the work* belongs to Jess Smith, Ohemaa Nyanin, Natalie Nakase and the players. Building everything from new, each day, together with trust.
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 59m
You might have had a bad day, but keep your chin up. At least you aren’t the poor S.O.B. who had to call a plumber out at 930 pm (Not me, but I just saw a plumber drive by and had that thought)
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 8h
Rhetoric like this is going to do more to ensure that young generations do not take the Holocaust seriously than any actual denier ever could.
“If there were an award for lies, hatred, and blood libels, Navi Pillay wouldn’t just be a contender. She’d be a frontrunner.

Her role in the relentless, politically motivated demonization of Israel and promotion of the genolie speaks volumes.

Awarding Pillay the Nobel Peace Prize isn’t a recognition of justice. It’s the grotesque weaponization of an award to legitimize anti-Israel hatred and prejudice.

Now that the Nobel commission has rewarded the biggest lie of the 21st century, Joseph Goebbels is certainly applauding from hell.”
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 9h
Hey I’m hosting a Spooky themed trivia game at the Edgefield Ballroom 1 week from tonight- 6pm, free to play, mcmenamins gift cards to the top teams. Come play!
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 10h
I have no idea why this tickles me so much, but it has everything to do with ... No. I'll not say more. I'll let y'all discover it on your own.
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All the Percent - A Star Trek: TNG Supercut
YouTube video by Picard Looking
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shannon @sadtrombonemp3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
broken by seether ft. amy lee is islands in the stream for the karaoke couple who know how much robitussin they can legally buy
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 10h
Mastodon announce new vinyl pressed with mastodon fossils
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Mastodon Announce Vinyl Pressed With Mastodon Fossils
Every Mastodon record has Mastodon on it, but the new pressing of Marrow Deep has mastodon in it. The Atlanta metal legends have announced a new version of their latest album featuring actual mastodon...
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11h
This is also me. By the fifth one I am dropping expletives
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 12h
Reminder: The U.S. has been staging public executions for a while now. ** (this text also serves as alt-text for the picture of Renee Good below; she's smiling; the text appears in the bottom left of the image)
Well known selfie of George Floyd looking relaxed with the beginnings of a smile on his face, taken some time before, & shared widely after, he was murdered by Minneapolis police office Derek Chauvin.
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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 14h
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The Land Before Time Bandits
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The Whalefall
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 14h
The Last Streetfighter
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
don't know how to tell you this but yes we are the bad guys
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A lot of people think of posting as a competition to see who can make the most extreme statement to win an argument they instigated, but the actual point is to develop speech patterns and references so esoteric that only half a dozen people have any idea what you’re talking about.
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty sure it’s not healthy to have crushes on 6 women at once
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Meetwood Flac
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 08/10/2026
Have you heard my favorite Metallica song Sex Patrol?
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Metallica: Sad But True (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Metallica
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i’m fuckin dying at jose canseco from the top rope
instagram post:  

josecanseco: F you and your birthday
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Steve Jones @stevejones20.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good flow from the Blazers here, looking to push in transition. Nothing there hit Clingan trailing. Now you flow into a handoff for Ja Morant with Camara screening. Chance for him to be off ball and still get down hill.
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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Once again, Damian Lillard is making me feel things
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Steve Jones @stevejones20.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ja Morant pushing in transition, throw ahead to Camara and hey look it's Damian Lillard Portland Trail Blazer
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok dame just handing the ball off to Deni to burst down the lane seems fine
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m only watching it on tv tonight and I’m crying seeing dame back in the right jersey
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oh my GOD
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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DaniTheFraudLady @theoriginalbigdave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HOLY CRAP ITS REAL youtu.be/HQDB1n0UZtM?...
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Alanis Morissette - Season Of The Witch
YouTube video by Cornerstone Recordings
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-indy ✨ (he/him) @indigo-k.com · 06/10/2026
We as a society have failed to do enough to keep people like this from doing this kind of thing repeatedly - buying large companies and making fundamental changes that adversely affect a large number of people in the pursuit of pure profit.
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Cat Dad Mike @catdadmike.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kd lang covering King Crimson's "Matte Kudasai" youtu.be/ZLqwmOgG5c8
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kd lang & The Siss Boom Bang - Matte Kudasai
YouTube video by langsense
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
let me proclaim with my WHOLE CHEST that @erikaishii.bsky.social is a true buckaroo who proves love. we actually know each other in my unmasked way (i dont think she was aware of this so SURPRISE) and erikas just SO kind and creative and enthusiastic about makin art. any project is lucky to have her
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is such an accurate description of muse lol Speaking of placebo… music.apple.com/us/album/run...
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The bartender brought me a margarita but says no one is trying to get me drunk
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
music.apple.com/us/album/sex...
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Sex and Candy by J. Graves on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:01
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
I can't express the real life urgency for Ahmed. He's a real sweet & loving boy who lives in a tent in Gaza with his family who told me he loved me on a video call. Every moment he goes without help, he's in greater danger. From his serious condition, his abdomen is now open. He needs surgery. Give.
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well that’s certainly an interesting email to hit season ticket holder inboxes
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-indy ✨ (he/him) @indigo-k.com · 06/10/2026
New Jesus just dropped
Tim Curry in Legend
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Unkle Yuk ❌👑 @unkleyuk07.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Men are stupid
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol B Robinson RB ATL who?
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Senior Director of Basketball Communications for the Blazers is www.linkedin.com/in/maggie-ya... That ask to be reinstated takes a distinct lack of IQ
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well never say never I guess lol
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would get high with Brak. Every day
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pronouncing RedZone like it’s Italian
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
no, that's igneous
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Michael Jackson's Geology (PC / 1995)
YouTube video by Jada Pada
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Utah has been eliminated from the Playoffs by virtue of this pass alone
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I, unfortunately, do not have the correct B. Robinson, RB, ATL on my teaming I want to hold on to a 19 point lead
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This city is gonna LOVE him
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Sheriff of Portland @sheriffofportland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tropic Thunder and Borat were the first movies to make me laugh that hard since Clerks
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
If they are going to allow you to do cocaine at liberty in the game (which I am not against it’s a game for adults) they should also force you to accept the consequences of doing cocaine. It should harm your judgment & performance after a point & also you should have to Get Clean or go to rehab.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
boss bitch shit, actually do exactly what you want, do it so well they let you keep doing it, and skip all the other shit. I didn't realize she's never toured once in her life????? no one is ever going to make Enya get on TikTok to be more relevant to the youths. she is so free
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