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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If anyone can resurrect the Blazers vibes it’s Dame Lillard. May he and the fellas entertain us for the next six months cause the last six have been a real drag.

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For the record, I would do PBP for the Blazers and I’m pretty cheap

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Big Don Clingan grabbing 31 rebounds in a game for the Blazers would be swell

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Chris Berman was the first person to wish me a Happy Autumn

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Moda Center this, Tom Dundon that. Give yourself a break from the madness, it's Fart Night at Walker Stadium tonight. Have a beer, a hot dog, touch some grass and watch the Portland Pickles play baseball.

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Can't wait until the Blazers start playing basketball again. The Discourse is exhausting.

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Hopefully the next Blazers head coach is wildly successful. If that happens, it doesn’t mean the handling of the Tiago situation wasn’t a shitshow.

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The Portland Trail Blazers are once again eligible to win the NBA Championship

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The Portland Fire rebirth has been nothing short of remarkable. Only having weeks to build a roster out of thin air and winning 4 of 7 to start. Bravo!

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Portland Fire home opener takeaways: - Game started ON TIME. 6pm on the ticket, meant 6pm. - Crowd was unreal. Loud. Knowledgeable. A wave of sustained for a solid 90 seconds. - Final score was not indicative of how competitive the game was. - WNBA will thrive in Portland.

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Characterizing the 25-26 Blazers season as anything but successful is disingenuous. Just because they weren’t a title contender doesn’t mean the past six months were a waste of time.

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Blazers Beauties: What are you most looking forward to over All-Star Weekend? #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Thank the sweet lord for Millennials. Jerami and Jrue dragged the Blazers to another win over this awful Memphis team. How are we feeling with 29 games to go? #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Blazers commercial where Toumani is really bad at charades because no matter the prompt all he does is mime The Box

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Sterling Henderson makes me feel things

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Blazers improved the thing they stink at and didn't panic trade assets. Solid work. Let's get a few wins before the break, heal up and make a run in March.

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

The good news for the Blazers is that they play in the western conference

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

If LeBron has the discipline to skip a retirement tour, he cements himself as the undisputed GOAT

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Blazers not being able to resign Giannis in after having him in Portland for a season and a half is a problem I'm willing to deal with

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

If there is a possibility of bringing Giannis Antetokounmpo to Portland, the entirety of the Blazers do not trade list is Deni Avdija

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Takeaways from Celtics loss tonight: - Gusty to get this game to a clutch position after a horrible start - Need a wrinkle to avoid these horrible starts without Deni - Portland torturing an ELITE team in a first round series would be epic - Blazers by 15 in D.C. tomorrow

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Jrue Holiday is a master of “everyone chill the fuck out” offensive possessions

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

The Portland Trail Blazers are 9-2 in 2026

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Blazers have won 11 of 14, and sit just 4.5 games back of the 4th (!) seed in the West #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

*whispers in a barely audible voice* Would a Deni Avdija all-star snub fuel him (and his Blazers) to a level previously unfathomable?

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

After watching the Blazers play 44 games, I've drawn the conclusion that they will make the playoffs this season #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Blazers are 8-2 this month, have won 10 of 13 overall, and are now 22-22 on the season #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Blazers have won the season series with the Lakers and Warriors, a win tomorrow and they're back to .500

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Sidy Cissoko knows what he doing in a way that many young players do not

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I’ll never know if I’m harder or more lenient on Shaedon Sharpe because he looks so incredibly cool when his offense is cooking

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Blazers win one without Deni. What a relief. Portland is getting healthy and the schedule lightens up soon. Time to go on another second half run. #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

In honor of an unexpected CJ McCollum revenge game, what is his legacy as a Portland Trail Blazer? #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The Portland Trail Blazers still have not lost in 2026

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The Portland Trail Blazers have the longest active win streak in the National Basketball Association

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

God I love this weird ass Blazers team

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Deni Avdija has had such a strong season, he's run the cycle of ball-knower favorite, to all-star candidate, to all-star certainty, to being resented by the envious as a free throw merchant. Truly impressive run.

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

The Portland Trail Blazers have not lost in 2026

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Deni Avdija has 41(!) and the Blazers survive the Rockets. 4 straight wins for Portland, 6 out of 7. Something special is happening in Rip City. #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Through 37 games your Portland Trail Blazers are comfortably in the postseason picture, and sit just two games back of the 8th seed

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

First, thanks for watching. Second, it was weird for us too. Commercials were for people watching on K2, but not KUNP or YT. It happens a few times a year because of capitalism.

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Deni Avdija is undoubtedly the Blazers best player and very likely an all-star, but the complaining to officials rather than getting back on defense is getting old fast

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

What is your New Year's resolution for the Portland Trail Blazers? Mine is that they make their clutch free throws #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

All things considered, Blazers being 10th in the West 1/3 of the way through the season is nothing to scoff at

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

The Portland Trail Blazers now have a 3-game winning streak, after surviving the Warriors and the pesky Kings. 12-16, and 10th in the West. #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Portland area people, what are the best golf simulator spots around town? Trying to stay warm and sharp this winter.

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Three of the Blazers ten wins are over the Warriors of San Francisco. Has optimism returned, Rip City? #RCWrapUp

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Joe Simons @joesimonssays.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

It can't be overstated how impressive this version of the Blazers has been. Down so many bodies, playing such a tough schedule.

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