Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Public Service Announcement: if you do a good job the first time, you don’t need to ask for a second chance! 000
Reposted by ShellWill BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 25/01/2026How many lights do you see? 6486
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 19/11/2025My awesome new t-shirt arrived today. Thanks for the quality message, @thebandcake.bsky.social ! 000
Reposted by ShellAaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it. 13005951136347
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 29/10/2025TIL there is a roller coaster in Denmark that is called Hundeprutterutchebane (Danish), which translates to Dog Fart in English. Not only that, it has a dog statue complete with…digestive sounds. 000
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Is it totally dorky that I’m irrationally happy to stay home and play Rock Band tonight? I mean, me being me, I have to be told these things. 010
Reposted by ShellTrae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 19/09/2025To all the comedians who stood for free speech in the face of wokeness 371304370
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I have attained the Jedi Master level of OPE! youtube.com/shorts/LNhON...youtube.comHow to Speak MidwestYouTube video by You Betcha 061
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Y’all didn’t think I was actually trying to problem solve, did you? 151
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 31/08/2025One time, out of nowhere, my youngest said, “I hate moths - they’re like the butterfly’s creepy uncle.” I think about that a lot. I’m not sure what hidden wisdom that statement holds, but I’m sure it’s there. 070
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 30/08/2025“If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.” - Neil Peart, via Rush. Been thinking a lot about that line these days… youtu.be/c6pn8O7nXKY?...youtu.beRush - Freewill (Live From The Montreal Forum / 1981)YouTube video by RushVEVO 150
Reposted by ShellGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 24/08/2025The State of Illinois at this time has received no requests or outreach from the federal government asking if we need assistance, and we have made no requests for federal intervention. 898372138318
Reposted by ShellRAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 24/08/2025👇🏼 if you follow an illegal order you're in violation of your oath to the constitution and the rule of law👇🏼 414369
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 24/08/2025This is a really excellent point. youtu.be/xxq_dkdEZ9w?...youtu.beThis is why the right is systematically attacking your sense of security and empathy #project2025YouTube video by Ohh that's RICH 030
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Do I have a petty streak? You bet your ass I do. But that’s mostly a silly way to describe it. What I really have is a great hatred of injustice, and great joy at seeing consequences delivered to those who dish it out. 010
Reposted by ShellRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 09/08/2025People in Los Angeles have been protesting 24 hours for 2 weeks straight and no news outlet is covering it! 8/8/25 7332135910378
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 03/08/2025How did we function before internet snark? I mean, look how limited the audience was for our acerbic wit. 000
Reposted by ShellUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/08/2025♫ and she’s watching him with those fries 31901153
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Who let the dogs out?? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...theguardian.comDizzy with glizzys: hotdog spill on Pennsylvania highway leaves motorists steamedCrews worked to clean up as strewn links which led to morning traffic being snagged in chain reaction 010
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Me to husband: “You should go to bed at a good time, so we both do!” So he does, because he’s cool like that. Also me: *Still watching F1 clips on YouTube at 11:34 PM* 020
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Couldn’t have said it better myself. No really, I couldn’t - I’m not a doctor. 161
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Ridiculous Confession Time: I have still never seen Napoleon Dynamite. Your turn! 000
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 22/07/2025To be fair, I think the shirt needs to be a worse color and have a gaping hole in it to truly capture that 2025 essence. 010
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Wow. I’ve always liked Colbert, but this is so well-put. 020
Reposted by ShellNPR @npr.org · 19/07/2025Congress eliminated public media funding. At a time of deep division, public media brings us together. Help keep it strong. Join our monthly donors today: n.pr/458sOhq 578150765020
Reposted by ShellChristopher Broker @christopherbroker.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I’m this old 6269336502
Reposted by ShellUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 18/07/2025caveman: wanna go hunting with me? wife: can I bring my sister? caveman: no, she'd be a third wheel wife: a what? caveman: never mind, just something i'm working on 7546114
Reposted by ShellI've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Inventor of the waffle cone: here, enjoy a delicious cookie with your ice-cream Inventor of the "cake" cone: eat this Styrofoam cup you piece of shit 741290
Reposted by ShellSaganism @sagan.bsky.social · 16/07/2025If something can be destroyed by the truth, then let it - be it a person, a government, or an empire built on lies. 121091328
Reposted by ShellSaganism @sagan.bsky.social · 15/07/2025The truth may be puzzling. It may take some work to grapple with. It may be counterintuitive. It may contradict deeply held prejudices. It may not be consonant with what we desperately want to be true. But our preferences do not determine what's true. - Carl Sagan 10669187
Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I feel like a Rush lyric sums things up the best: “The way out, is the way in.” 000
Reposted by Shellrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/07/2025i sure do love those 30 seconds after waking up when i haven’t yet remembered about The Things 1296897623
Reposted by ShellPhotography by Eric Hwang @travelwitheric.com · 13/07/2025“Nature's great masterpiece, an elephant; the only harmless great thing.” — John Donne The elephant and her handler were very cooperative in trying to get this shot. He stood behind me enticing her with food. Wild Horizons Elephant Sanctuary. 🇿🇼 #photography #wildlife #travel #Zimbabwe 035950
Reposted by ShellDavid Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Note to self: Avoid low hanging branches. 1852561222
Reposted by ShellInsta Science @instascience.bsky.social · 13/07/2025This Parrot Accuracy is insane. 16863951062