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@shellifknow.bsky.social
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Professional retiree in training. Contributing chaotic good to the world since the 1970s. Schadenfreude fanatic. Concerts are life. 💙 “Let the truth of Love be lighted, Let the love of truth shine clear” - Rush

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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Public Service Announcement: if you do a good job the first time, you don’t need to ask for a second chance!
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Thank you for this - just shared with our family’s nursing student!
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Slight addition: no one in their right mind wants what’s happening here.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
It seems Tyrese Halliburton has decided.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I must live vicariously through your weather - a winter snowstorm is passing through right now that may dump up to 12 inches of snow on us.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I have also started down this path. And I was already a Rush fan, too. lol
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A man of taste, I see.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I have seen no other hockey movies, as I grew up in the land of basketball. However, Goon is a fire movie all on its own.
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Will BOO!-rows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
How many lights do you see?
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
That is freaking gorgeous.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Excuse you - Pupperoni, thank you very much.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
It’s like you read my mind
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Here’s how you manifest it…
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a man laying on the ground with the words joffrey cersei llyn payne the hound
ALT: a man laying on the ground with the words joffrey cersei llyn payne the hound
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
If the US has proven anything, it is that it’s full of haters.
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a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a red jacket and hat .
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone while wearing a red jacket and hat .
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
That smile makes my day every time I see it.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Masterful use of the English language - 10/10.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
My awesome new t-shirt arrived today. Thanks for the quality message, @thebandcake.bsky.social !
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Aaron Parnas @aaronparnas.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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a star tamil chat advertisement with a cat
ALT: a star tamil chat advertisement with a cat
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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a woman wearing sunglasses and a hoodie is sitting in a crowd of people and making a peace sign .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a hoodie is sitting in a crowd of people and making a peace sign .
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Came here to see this and you did not disappoint.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The only thing I can’t support is the impending Phish Food shortage.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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a man sitting at a table with a plate of food and the words this means something
ALT: a man sitting at a table with a plate of food and the words this means something
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Karma may not always be speedy, but she always be such a cruel mistress.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’m pretty sure it would be at least a violation of employment law - employers are required to maintain privacy of their employees’ personally identifiable information (PII), which would include medical info. Medical info even has to be stored separately from personnel files.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Very nice 🤌🏼
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Why choose? We’re generous here! 😂
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
That would definitely be an escalation…
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
You forgot the day-old tuna, my friend!
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
TIL there is a roller coaster in Denmark that is called Hundeprutterutchebane (Danish), which translates to Dog Fart in English. Not only that, it has a dog statue complete with…digestive sounds.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
*hatches new plot so spouse takes heat for my more…creative decision-making*
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Science: once again proving that no matter how much you don’t care about facts and data, they definitely still care about you.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Space Jam Movies GIF
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Former Lutheran - where white comes to nest.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Maybe there is a secret portal in their reality to our land, and she got sucked in by its gravitational pull as she was floating past to check on those space lazers.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
HAD a face…at one point.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I see you, friend - I struggle with the same feelings.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Bonus points if the opponent responds with “Your face”.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
So here’s a possibility - laughing as a nervous stress response. At least 2 members of my family do this because they are so anxious about having to give bad news to someone they care about, it’s like their nervous system overloads and they grin and giggle while acting hesitant at the same time.
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sickofelon.bsky.social @sickofelon.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
#boycott
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James Comey @jamescomey.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I am excited for you!
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I think it’s like changing course with an aircraft carrier versus a speed boat: though the progress be slow, the direction is correcting.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I don’t know whether to laugh or think you just unintentionally caused a whole bunch of liver damage.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
That’s fair as well, from a neurosis perspective.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Doggo Puppy plus Pasture Puppies.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Thank you for not letting me down - I thought I was going to be forced to post this myself.
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Sir, I do not come to Bluesky for jump scares!
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I have a theory: the more power one gets, the more one becomes paranoid about clinging onto it. To continue the cycle, the desire for more power never lessens.
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