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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️

@kujoe.net
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41/He/Him/Pan Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it? Love is not a finite resource! 🫶 My ADHD brain likes projects: kujoe.net

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WTFy Bot 🤖 @wtfybot.com · 1h
Public spaces shouldn't mean abandoning digital consent. If someone replies to you with unsolicited explicit media or targeted harassment, you now have a tool to instantly say "No." Meet WTFy Bot: A community-driven tool to document and block bad actors. 🛡️ 🌐 wtfybot.com
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WTFy Bot | Bluesky Moderation Bot
A simple, community-driven tool to protect digital consent on Bluesky. Automatically shield the network from unsolicited explicit media and harassment.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 1h
Should be mostly good to go now... Bot: @wtfybot.com Website: wtfybot.com Block list: list.wtfybot.com
A social media post featuring a close-up of a celebrity chef with spiked blonde hair, sunglasses, and an open-mouthed expression, wearing a black shirt with flames. The post includes replies from a user named "Joe" and a "WTFy Bot" reporting archived content. The text reads: "Okay so I did this because why not? Another day another man who doesn't give a fuck about consent and thinks it's funny. Might build a Bluesky bot to mess with the sex pests. u sux I've documented this interaction. The user profile and offending content have been archived. Report ID: 179174 2:11 PM Oct 11, 2026"A report details a post from "Bad User Acct" with the offending text: "u sux". The post was made on 10/11/2026 at 2:11:05 PM and was reported by "@kujoe.net". An image associated with the post is redacted.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 2h
Shoutout to Microsoft for pushing an update that removed a legacy feature that could be toggled on and off while also setting it to always off. Why did they make this change you ask? Well the only reasoning reddit and GitHub users can determine is the setting was causing friction for vibe coders. 😡
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 5h
An accurate depiction of me when I’m hungry. Good morning! 🩷
Pink sparkly mushrooms, a rainbow and a t-Rex. Text says whenever you’re whimsical and full of love and light, but you haven’t eaten and you’re hungry AF
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 15h
Okay so I did this because why not?
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 15h
This is a great cover!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩 open.spotify.com/track/2kk0RU...
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Lapdance
WARGASM (UK) · Lapdance / Gold Gold Gold · Song · 2020
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 16h
I think it’s gonna be a Wargasm kinda night. 🎶
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Join my Jam
Listen together in real time
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 16h
I just accidentally ate a single flaming hot Cheeto. Please tell my story. 💀😵
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 17h
Engage with this post and I’ll give you one insult.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 20h
Another day another man who doesn’t give a fuck about consent and thinks it’s funny. Might build a Bluesky bot to mess with the sex pests. 🤔
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 10/10/2026
Normalize being weird.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 10/10/2026
Hey Isaias, can you lay off the thunder and lightning please? My doggos would like to sleep. 😞
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 10/10/2026
Dinner acquired!
A hand holds a can of "nurri vanilla milk shake" which is ultra-filtered with 30g protein and 1g sugar.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 10/10/2026
I keep telling myself I’m going to eat dinner but my phone keeps telling me it’s tomorrow already.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 10/10/2026
It’s an RTJ night for sure!
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No Save Point (From “Cyberpunk 2077”)
Run The Jewels, El-P, Killer Mike · RTJ4 (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 2021
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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A lot of people talk about disappointing their parents- but why stop there? There's a whole world full of people you can let down. Reach for the stars
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 10/10/2026
Growing up my favorite stuffed animal was a stuffed pillow that I called “chicken” and I was in love with this damn thing. I distinctly remember one night I asked me mom was we were eating for dinner and she said “chicken” and I cried and cried and ran into my room with my stuffed animal.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 10/10/2026
Post your drafts folder. I have a few pages worth, but these are a few of them and I still cannot stop laughing. bsky.app/profile/kujo...
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 10/10/2026
Playing the game Split Fiction and just read the most amazing saying: “The only way to have friends is to be be one.” 🥹
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My Evil Twin @lisasingletary.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Halloween isn't too commercial It isn't commercial enough Bring back glow in the dark McDonald's jackolanterns and cheap plastic character™️ costumes AND EVERY SHOW DOING A HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 🎃🎤🐿️
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 09/10/2026
I have big feelings and big emotions, more than I definitely should. Even when I’m extremely happy I can cry both good and bad tears at a moment’s notice. I know it’s not a societal norm for men to cry, and I honestly wish I didn’t. I hope you’re all having an amazing Friday!!! 🫶
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 09/10/2026
What is a Loon? A bird?
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Loon Song
Spose · We All Got Lost · Song · 2018
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 09/10/2026
More Spizzy Spose!
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Another Man’s Logo (feat. Shang High)
Spose, Shang-High · Good Luck With Your Life · Song · 2017
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 09/10/2026
A social media platform where likes are currency. You start off with 100 likes and can do 1 post for 1 like so you need to get likes on your posts to be able to post more. You can also like a post for the cost of 1 like so you can’t just like every post you see. Make sense?
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 08/10/2026
Holy fuck this cover!!! I love the Otep version so much, this is so goood!
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Royals
Richard Cheese · Supermassive Black Tux · Song · 2015
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 08/10/2026
I normally don’t wear jeans any more because I am more comfortable with my body and it’s directly impacted how I feel. Last year I replaced all of my jeans with better fitting ones and threw out all of my old ones. Yesterday I put in a pair and they were too big. Next pair, even bigger. 😅
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 08/10/2026
Thankfully this is going to miss me (Tampa area), but my god the amount of rain we’ve been getting this week has been insane! Minimal flooding, but constant raining. Also the clouds have made my solar panels basically useless this week. 😞
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 08/10/2026
Sex so good you sir this is a Staples.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 08/10/2026
Chichard Reese (and Lounge Against the Machine)
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 08/10/2026
Funny story, I actually posted a while back on Mastodon that I didn’t care if people copied my posts and posted them as their own as long as the message was being spread to others and somebody decided to take a post I made about my personal finances and post it as their own word for word. 🤣
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 08/10/2026
I went out to dinner with reps from Microsoft and they weren’t even allowed to pay for my $30 meal because it was considered a bribe even though we’re existing customers and we’re required by the government to pay more than sticker price for services. 🙄
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 08/10/2026
I love it when my mortgage gets sold to another company, it’s always a smooth transition and nothing weird ever happens…
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 08/10/2026
Looks like it might rain outside, let me check the weather… oh…
Flood Watch & 1 More Flood Watch. These conditions are expected to last until 12:00 AM, Friday, October 9. Additional alert: Coastal Flood Advisory.
National Weather Service
Possible Light Rain
Chance of light rain in the next hour.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 08/10/2026
I need to stay off the Discover feed today, it’s just too much evil for one day.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 07/10/2026
The world is such an awful place, take the time to not contribute to the awfulness. 🫶
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 07/10/2026
I have yet to see a tiny home with a king size bed in it and that might be a deal breaker for me. 😅
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 07/10/2026
I literally just watched a political ad on TV that was trying to be an attack ad but the entire focus was on how Angie Nixon wants to “give health insurance to everybody” and how her opponent will reduce Medicare coverage by slashing taxes on it. The ad was trying to make Nixon look like a monster…
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Addie / EposVox @demodisc.zone · 07/10/2026
JAMPACK’d Magazine: Officially in a store probably not near you!
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 07/10/2026
Watching another tiny home show and the people built their own tiny home and did something really genius! They installed a giant water bladder that is under the floor and is the entire width and length of the tiny home. Rain water is collected in the bladder every time it rains for later use. 🤯
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Dr Helen Webberley @www.helenwebberley.com · 07/10/2026
A handwritten sign, produced in real time, taped to a washroom door while a trans woman stood in front of it. Her band walked out. No statement, no compromise. Read what happened and why it matters.
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Band cancels show after trans member denied washroom access | Dr Helen Webberley
Rougaroux walked out of a Charlottetown venue in real time. Helen Webberley on what that kind of solidarity actually looks like.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Onizuka Surfing on a Dolphin
Alt: Great Teacher Onizuka Surfing on a Dolphin
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 07/10/2026
Finally! Somebody brave enough to speak up and say what we’re all thinking!
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 07/10/2026
I remember I went to see @mcchris.bsky.social when I was living in Colorado (2014) and the opening act was Spose and I was blown away by his performance! He absolutely killed it! I rushed home and put his music on repeat for at least a month! One of my faves!
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Spose - The King of Maine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by spizzyspose
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 07/10/2026
Dear content creators, I’ve seen firsthand that the amount of engagement on Bluesky has dropped significantly over the past 6 months and was wondering something. For those of you who built a Discord community, have you weathered this engagement drop relatively well? (Please repost 🫶)
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 06/10/2026
And now I’m sleepy.
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 06/10/2026
Oh shit, I might be overly caffeinated today.
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone stop what you're doing and go vote for Prim. babyoftheyear.org/2026/primros...
My smiling baby niece
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 06/10/2026
HOLY FUCK! This post was a joke but I literally just looked at my drafts folder and now I am wonder how much I used to drink at night! 😳😱🤯🫣
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 06/10/2026
My drafts folder looks like a place where bad jokes go to die. 😂
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Joe 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 06/10/2026
The instructions for these grocery store brand pizza bagels gives you instructions for microwaving 9 of them and says in the next sentence “making 20 at a time is not recommended” and I have so many questions about how it escalated from 9 to 20 and does that mean between 9 and 19 is acceptable?
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