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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️

@kujoe.net
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41/He/Him Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it? Love is not a finite resource! 🫶 My ADHD brain likes projects: kujoe.net

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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 16h
Sitting on hold with my bank. 0/10 wouldn't recommend. 😞
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 17h
Not to brag, but my psychiatrist says I have seasonal depression so you could say I'm pretty festive. 😉
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21h
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There theonion.com/god-could-have-sworn-h…
God Could Have Sworn He Put More Gorillas Down There
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 22h
open.spotify.com/track/3kwGuw...
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For The Love of God
Mindless Self Indulgence · PINK · Song · 2015
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 22h
I might be over listening to this song…
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Popstar
New Hollow · Popstar · Song · 2016
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🐝rent @mrghostradio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made tacos without knowing it was Tuesday
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Jeff Goldblum - Life Finds A Way
Alt: Jeff Goldblum - Life Finds A Way
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 29/09/2026
Saw a toad outside, did some camera stuff to the photos. I present to you Frog the Toad.
A small toad sits on a textured, grey surface, illuminated by a sharp diagonal beam of sunlight. To the upper left, a mop head rests on the surface, casting a dark shadow across the scene. A round object, possibly a ball, is also visible in the shadow area.A black and white photo of a toad sitting on a speckled ground surface.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 29/09/2026
open.spotify.com
Trinkets
Ashnikko · Smoochies · Song · 2025
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 29/09/2026
Dear all men, Yes it’s all men. Stop being a garbage human being. Signed, All men.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Don’t judge me for my choices…
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The message contains 'pen15', which is a phonetic spelling of 'penis' often used as juvenile profanity or slang. (spam 10%, language 80%, categories: profanity, slurs)
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
This please.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
I just can’t anymore. 😭
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Fucking hell.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Bringing back this post because men are fucking awful.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Fucking this!!!!!!
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Absolutely love how much this project is progressing. Co-owner and I have been putting in a lot of hours and already burned through all of the credits Google gave us so doing a lot of local testing right now. We have a working POC so while we work on the deployment process I'm adding features.
"Automation review" with "7 PENDING" in the upper right. Below, three review cards are visible. The first card shows a message requesting sign-ups for a free newsletter and is flagged as 85% spam. The second card contains explicit profanity, flagged as 100% profanity. The third card features a derogatory slang term used as an insult and harassment, flagged as 90% abusive language. Each card has "ALLOW" and "DENY" buttons.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
I love all of the different LGBTQ+ flags that are out there, I just wish I wasn’t colorblind so I could tell the difference between them all. 😭
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
IHOP is the best form of 24x7 affordable consistent therapy. Sad? Have some pancakes little buddy*. *my brain
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Netflix and chili cook off?
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Post a random horror GIF
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Resident Evil Remake I Wanna Kms
Alt: Resident Evil first zombie head turn.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
I am all for wanting kids to avoid the struggles we adults dealt with when growing up, but I’m a little pissed off that zoomers don’t get 3rd degree burns when they open a frozen dinner anymore. That’s bullshit.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Hot take: stealing an active volcano.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Night jammmmamamamamams
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Firestarter
The Prodigy · The Fat of the Land · Song · 1997
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Who’s the Mariah Carey of Halloween music?
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
Holy shit! I’m almost at 100 following! I need to find 2 more people to follow that won’t lose street cred for having me as a follower.
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Adam Demos in Falling Inn Love: You Lead The Way
Alt: Adam Demos in Falling Inn Love: You Lead The Way
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
No context KJ
A screenshot of a text conversation  with a photo of a close-up profile view of a man balancing a ring on his nose, with a hand reaching up to the right. The text in the image reads: "I balanced my ring on my nose." and the reply says "Don't lose your ring".
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lisa frankly my dear I don't give a damn
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 28/09/2026
The Republican party has more people in the closet than fucking Narnia.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
Tis me, a normal human person.
KJ looking at the camera. Hair disheveled and wearing AirPod Pros on the couch. Looking like a normal human person.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
I would post more selfies if my self esteem was high enough to write honest alt text. 😅
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
Me making dinner: “I should go sit down and wait for the timer to go off.” Me on the couch when I smell smoke: “I shouldn’t concern myself in the business of others.”
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/6MIbOn...
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Popstar
New Hollow · Popstar · Song · 2016
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
Christians who quote the Bible to backup their hate and evil are literally failing an open book test in the worst way.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
Just opened a can of Diet Coke and holy shit why are they making them like Fort Knox to get into?
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
Still 🔥 open.spotify.com/track/4WhyHQ...
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Desert Rose
Sting, Cheb Mami · Brand New Day · Song · 1999
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
Pro-tip: Always reserve your energy for arguing with friends on the internet.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
I tried some new flavored peanuts I found at the store and contrary to their name they were not “packing” any flavor at all. On the bright side after a few handfuls my hunger felt secured inside me.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
Anybody who fears equality requires inequality to be worth a damn.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 27/09/2026
New Resident Evil movie was really good! Lots of nods to the OG games. Slight spoiler in the replies.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 26/09/2026
Seeing the new Resident Evil movies with the kiddo! 🙂 This is one of the theaters that serves food and alcohol with themes.
RED-HOT RACCOON CITY CIDER
Inspired by 'Resident Evil', Now Showing
Taste the fiery kick of Angry Orchard Hard Cider mixed with Fireball Cinnamon Whisky 8.50
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 26/09/2026
When I win the lottery I will offer a free service to all of my moots that when you’re sick I’ll fly to you and make you soup, make sure you have plenty of liquids and meds, and do your chores for you until you’re better. 🫶
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 26/09/2026
I would never hire somebody who brought an iced coffee to an interview because I know they didn’t pay attention in school. Always bring enough for the class.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 26/09/2026
The worst part of being depressed is how much everybody hates you and they don’t even know it. 😅
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 26/09/2026
I miss my therapist. 🙃
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 25/09/2026
I can’t be trusted with food. Every meal lately has resulted in an upset stomach even though I barely take a few bites… okay maybe I filled up on ice cream when I shouldn’t have. 🤭
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 25/09/2026
I jinxed it, now the world is trying to ruin my day and I think I’m done fighting it. 😞
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 25/09/2026
If I owned a gaming company I would include "how to make molotovs" as part of all employee onboarding to keep me honest.
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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️ @kujoe.net · 25/09/2026
What's the longest time a manic episode can last for? I might be going on day 20 something...
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