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Shelby Monroe

@shelbymonroe.bsky.social
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I love animals. And anyone who helps make all of this funnier.

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Impossible to tell if that look in her eyes is the glint of the delighted true believer finally getting the fascism she wants or the terror of someone whose company is hostage to the mercurial dictator she's introducing. In the end, it does not matter one bit.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Same.
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Stevie Wonder singing All I Do with the Obamas singing along is pretty magical.
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ok. But it has to be in Latin. “Cur etiam vexas?” bsky.app/profile/eric...
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Guessing this team will skip the White House visit.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 10/06/2026
I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up
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Elon Musk accused of fuelling unrest after Belfast knife attack
The use of social media in planning violent protests over the Belfast knife attack has drawn condemnation, with Britain's ruling Labour Party accusing Elon Musk of stoking divisions. The tech billiona...
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Woah, is that a swipe at President Trump?
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Watch my best Hong Kong Jokes and Crowd Work on YouTube! youtu.be/G0hiO9EZOcw?...
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Best of Hong Kong Crowd Work and Jokes | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy
YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 16/04/2026
We’re excited to join May Day Strong, labor groups, and other allies to flex our economic power in a massive day of economic disruption on May 1. There are many ways you can take action, from refusing to shop, to walking out of work, to attending a demonstration: www.mobilize.us/mayday/?utm_...
NO WORK
NO SCHOOL
NO SHOPPING
MAY DAY 2026
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
📱 Text NO KINGS to 59798 — seriously, do it right now. Find your closest protest in seconds, then drag 3 friends along who are fed up with the war, secret police & rising costs. That’s how history gets made. 👑🚫 #WeSayNoKings #USDemocracy #Pinks
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
No Kings. Find your event for this Saturday, March 28th. www.nokings.org #NoKings
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/03/2026
Q: Where is my steering wheel? A: You don’t need a steering wheel anymore. Your car is now a toaster. Toasters do not require steering wheels.
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Your Tesla Has Installed the Latest Update and Is Now a Toaster
Q: Where is my steering wheel? A: You don’t need a steering wheel anymore. Your car is now a toaster. Toasters do not require steering wheels. 3/9/25 3/20/26...
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Ben Rhodes @rhodesben.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
"Can you explain this to a child? If the answer is no, then perhaps we should reconsider whether the thing is worth doing in the first place." benrhodes1.substack.com/p/can-you-ex...
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Can You Explain this to a Child?
A different way of looking at war
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Ben Shapiro producing a Jonathan Majors action movie
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Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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small poems @small-poems.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
James Baldwin It falls with great force and the light Blinds me to the light.
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Alex Turnbull @alejandroturnbull.space · 22/02/2026
The FCC just opened public comments on SpaceX's plan to launch a million satellites to do AI compute in space. Under the current proposal, an environmental review won't be required. Please consider submitting a public comment to oppose this damaging plan. darksky.org/news/two-sat...
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Satellite proposals threaten the night sky
In the United States, the Federal Communications Commission (FCC), the agency responsible for authorizing satellite launches and operations…
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
CALL TO ACTION: NATIONWIDE FREE USA MASS PROTEST, MARCH 28, YOUR STATE CAPITALS, ORGANIZE, RESIST. #3E #EndOligarchy #EndImpunity #EndAutogenocide #NoKings
FREE USA
END IMPUNITY
END AUTOGENOCIDE
END OLIGARCHY
#3E
MARCH 28
NATIONWIDE PROTEST ALL CAPITALS, ALL PEOPLE
#3E MOVEMENT
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey — a great victory for birders everywhere! below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/02/2026
Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups
Super Bowl LX Begins With Moment Of Silence For Failed Bay Area Startups
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I am still shocked at just how much emailing is involved in being evil
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
US General Strike and nationwide shutdown today. If you are at work, go home, if you need to shop wait for another day, are you sitting in school? walk out right now. Those outside of the US, boycott. #3E #Goodvsevil #generalstrike #iceout #justiceforpretti #justiceforgood
General Strike
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Heading over to Portland today. Fuck ICE. FUCK all of our elected representatives who have rolled over.
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Death Sentences
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 25/01/2026
"Later, in a warm hall with wine, crisp capons, and steaming boar that fell easily from the bone, the Democrats agreed the suffering was real, but the language around it needed softening."
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The Democrats of the Seven Kingdoms
“As support for abolishing ICE grows among Democratic voters, party leadership continues to argue for reform instead.” —Salon - - -The Delegation t...
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Jesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Found em
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social has done it again! His generosity towards animal-related charities has inspired me to do the same (much smaller scale). I'm donating to the shelters I've adopted animals from, as well as a rabbit rescue group and a wildlife rehab facility). Feels good! Happy Holidays ❤️
List of animal charities Ricky Gervais has donated to this year.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 20/11/2025
Our biggest sale of the year starts today! Now through Dec. 1, buy any 'tell your dog i said hi' hoodie, crewneck, zip hoodie, or holiday sweater, get a free tee! Plus, every single order gets a free sticker! Shop below ❤️ www.weratedogs.com/?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=bf-sale
a man stands outside wearing a green shirt that reads "tell your dog i said hi" and cradles a light brown long hair mini-dachshund. he is smiling at the dog and the dog looks happy. a man stands outside in a dark blue zip hoodie that reads "tell your dog i said hi". the light brown long hair mini-dachshund is partially zipped inside the hoodie. both are looking off camera in the same direction. a photo of the man from behind, where we can see his blue cap has the words "tell your dog i said hi" arced around the back opening. there are now two mini dachshunds
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Trump is under the mistaken impression that the Epstein scandal is about Democrats vs Republicans. Actually, it’s about pedophiles vs people who want pedophiles to spend the rest of their lives in prison
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Let him have it, Bluesky.
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
New ‘Noel’s Notes’ is out now, thanks for reading & sharing, link to subscribe: open.substack.com/pub/noelcasl...
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
November 9. A day to remember Heroes in Berlin #Mauerfall
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2025
"These individuals are unbothered; immune to the turbulence of fact. While the rest of us chase revelation, saddled by the tangible information our five senses pipe into our brains, these dark luminaries coast along, happily certain that certainty itself is not necessary."
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Ignorance Isn’t the Absence of Knowledge; It Is the Presence of Maximum Comfort
“We are going to have to live here with one another, believing what we believe, disagreeing in the ways we disagree… To recognize that does not mea...
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Go Hannah Einbinder ❤️.
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Bea stayed in the hotel while mom went to see @mrrickygervais.bsky.social at Place Bell. Mom had a great time. Bea got a snack for being a good girl ❤️.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
My friends… Episode 6 is here… it’s time to honor the iconic American Robin in SONG!! (“Extremely Accurate Bird Songs”, the world’s first Bird Rock™️ podcast: lnk.to/extremelyacc...)
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I know this doesn't change anything, but it felt good.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
PS: my original gadsden parody flag is back up for sale on my website for preorder after the first run sold out! 100% of profits go to charity: www.tommysiegel.net
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
new gadsden flag just dropped
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
As if this day wasn't bad enough, the NYT Spelling Bee doesn't recognize tuile as a word. What are we, savages?
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Volunteer Opportunities, Events, and Petitions Near Me · Indivisible on Mobilize share.google/sCbwqxDyN1q6...
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Indivisible National · Indivisible on Mobilize
We’re a grassroots movement of thousands of local Indivisible groups with a mission to elect progressive leaders, rebuild our democracy, and defeat the Trump agenda.
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Suddenly got dark and windy. Hoping to get sucked up into a tornado and deposited in Canada.
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social, Here's to another happy and healthy year, Ricky!
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Great turnout in Bridgton, Maine today ❤️ #nokings #happybirthdayasshole
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
A beautiful song. A break from the madness. youtube.com/watch?v=fdNS...
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Leaves
YouTube video by billylibbymusic
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/06/2025
These rescuers attached a sausage to a drone to lure a stranded dog named Millie back to safety. 14/10 for everybody
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Shelby Monroe @shelbymonroe.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
@julieklausner.bsky.social, I apologize in advance if you're tired of hearing this, but Difficult People is a perfect show. I'm rewatching it, and it is even funnier the fifth time around. Thank you for making the world a funnier, and therefore better, place ❤️ Shelby
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