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Sheila the Wonderbink

@sheilaoshea.com
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I write, because if I don't, I get cranky. Drawing 10,000 flowers to give away. Go to wonderbink.com/10kflowers to get one for your own. sarashay.com wonderbink.com I go by she and her.

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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 27/09/2026
Why do you call them “real” diamonds? Both lab-created and mined diamonds are made from the same material.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 25/09/2026
People perennially underestimate the romance genre.
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Kit Whitfield - fantasy writer @kitwhitfield.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I understand foot fetishists have their own wiki called Wikifeet. Wikipodia was right there, guys, and it breaks my heart that you missed it.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 24/09/2026
It’s not the first writerly scam email I’ve gotten. I must be on some kind of a list. But this one was so wild I simply had to share it with everyone. FIN
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 24/09/2026
I dug around for an address to notify the publisher that they were being used to lend credibility towards a scam and settled on the support address for the website. It’s after hours in the UK, so I don’t imagine I’ll hear back until tomorrow, if at all.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 24/09/2026
Naturally, I looked up the publisher name and discovered that it also existed and was a well-established UK publisher. The address the email came from seemed to be coming from the official site. Had they been spoofed? No, they’d just changed a letter, as I noticed when I C&Ped the address as text.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 24/09/2026
The email also said "You have 15 books and one follower. That tells me you built a body of work.” I couldn’t figure out where the AI got that information. But, loud and proud at the end of the email, it reads: Philip Contos Executive Editorial Leader Laurence King Publishing Ltd
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 24/09/2026
A quick search on The Duck revealed that an author of that name did exist, and she had indeed written a book by that name. The book was published in 1952. The author died in 1995. Every detail about the book and the author contained in the email, could be found in its Goodreads entry.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 24/09/2026
It was allegedly from a Philip Contos. It waxed rhapsodic as only AI written letters can about my book A Hive of Suspects and how it struck him, how the plot intrigued him, and even had details about the book itself. The problem? My name is not Sheila Pim, and I did not write a book by that name.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 24/09/2026
An email landed in two of my inboxes this morning (I didn’t notice until about 20 minutes ago). Both emails are one I use for freelance writing purposes — one to my own domain and the other a Gmail address. The subject was "Sheila Pim, an invitation to discuss your work.”
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 24/09/2026
Good people, sit down and let me tell you a story about the most bizarre #writerscam email that has ever landed in my inbox. It literally just showed up and I cannot rest until I have told the world about it.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 24/09/2026
The Muppet Show. Just…the whole thing.
The logo for The Muppet Show — wildly arranged yellow serif letters with red highlights and a very large O.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 23/09/2026
Saw that at the library once, too. Guy had taken up the seat by the window that I’d been hoping to reclaim after lunch.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 21/09/2026
5158 of #10kflowers. Hooray! www.wonderbink.com/10kflowers
A drawing on an index card of three flowers in a row, each taller than the last. Each blossom is orange with five petals.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 20/09/2026
And let’s not forget “Invest in NFTs or be left behind."
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 20/09/2026
Good points, but the AI slop hurts my eyes.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 20/09/2026
The movie annoys me precisely because the book is so much better.
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A man (50s?) with an indignant air is saying to his partner: "That's the problem with politicians. They never do what they say they're gonna do! It's all promises and no bloody action!" His partner takes a measured bite of her bagel and says: "Just like you and tidying the shed eh?"
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 17/09/2026
Thread about Jesus and armadillos.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 16/09/2026
A non-paywalled version can be found here: www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
msn.com
MSN
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 16/09/2026
Maybe a law in his area — I know it’s not one where I live.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 16/09/2026
Please tell me there will be video. I will sign up for an entire streaming service if that’s what it takes to see this. (I’d love to see it in person, but my travel budget won’t cover it.)
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 16/09/2026
Listening to the episodes of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy that my dad had taped off of NPR was part and parcel of the summer trip to Florida experience when I was a kid.
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samwibatt.bsky.social @samwibatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
False dilemma is the bedrock logical fallacy of internet discussion
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 13/09/2026
Please note that I have changed my handle to sheilaoshea.com. Thank you and goodnight. (Actual site is work in progress, so don’t click just yet.)
sheilaoshea.com
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 13/09/2026
I didn’t mean that entirely seriously. My position is that we should keep tinkering with the Constitution to a minimum unless truly necessary. I think the limits on who qualifies to become president are fine as they are. There are plenty of born Americans who are capable of doing a good job.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 13/09/2026
Yeah, but do you really want to make it possible for Elon Musk to run for President?
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 13/09/2026
I was there!
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 13/09/2026
Are you seriously arguing that we should just abandon the Constitution because King Minus keeps ignoring it?
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 13/09/2026
We can’t. He wasn’t born here.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 12/09/2026
Except that he doesn’t drink.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 10/09/2026
Vote.org is completely non-partisan and easy to remember.
vote.org
Everything You Need to Vote - Vote.org
Register to vote. Check your registration status. Get your absentee ballot. Fast, free, easy, secure, nonpartisan.
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J. Nelson Jr. 📖🖊️ @jnelsonjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey fun fact, 2026 is the 70th anniversary of The Minority Report.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 09/09/2026
I thought I’d bought a ticket, but it turns out my memory of doing so is false, and I think I may have, in fact, attempted but failed. There’s nothing to be had in my area by now.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 09/09/2026
And this is why you need humans.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 09/09/2026
I’ll be going because family, but I’ll be participating a lot less. I’m hoping to get a room in a proper hotel so I have a place to hole up and write between anything I might actually want to go to.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day!
This is the front of a red T-shirt with the logo for the Alphabet Workers Union CWA local 9009 in white. It is the nascent union for Alphabet, the parent company of Google. I technically qualify because the work I do is for a subcontractor of Google.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 07/09/2026
Seriously, though, the mainstream producers of books, movies, music &c. have begun to view these things as INVESTMENTS. And not as in investing in new talent, but literally “What’s the ROI for this? Will this produce shareholder value?” That’s why they play it safe and don’t take risks anymore.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 07/09/2026
As the saying goes, nostalgia just ain’t what it used to be.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 05/09/2026
On the plus side, I’m not wading through DragonCon crowds right now. On the downside… (Ridiculously detailed information in the ALT tag.)
This is the waiting room of a Tires Plus location about a mile from Lindbergh Station. The parking deck at the station was full, so I pulled over to figure out a plan B, and ran over a curb on the way to my backup plan’s station. My front passenger tire was destroyed, so after putting on the spare (with the help of a chivalrous passerby) I looked up the nearest tire place and here I am.

It’s not bad as automotive repair waiting rooms go. There is coffee and bottled water and the volume on the TV set playing a college football game (North Texas v. Indiana) is low enough to ignore.

Visual details: a corner of a room with white walls and some promotional signage extolling how much the company cares about its customers and the environment. There is a gray cabinet jammed in the corner with a glass-fronted mini fridge next to it. A burgundy Keurig is on top of the cabinet, along with foam cups in two sizes, a large box of coffee pods labeled CLASSIC COFFEE VARIETY PACK, coffee stirrers, Sugar in the Raw, and Coffee Mate in tiny, sealed cups. On top of the mini fridge full of water bottles, a large yellow sign advertises promotional financing in the form of a company credit card. The floor looks to be vinyl mimicking gray hardwood planks.

And as I write this, I’ve just been notified that they’re working on the final inspection. Whoo-hoo!
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 05/09/2026
These types are so dismissive of women’s experiences that it extends to what actually turns us on.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm boycotting the new Harry Potter series because people will respect it more than me never giving a shit about Harry Potter in the first place.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 04/09/2026
He’s a grifter. Humility is not a trait of grifters.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 04/09/2026
I never noticed that before, and now I can’t unsee it.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 04/09/2026
He’s stupid in the way the absurdly arrogant always are.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 04/09/2026
I can’t imagine someone who dresses as Buddy Christ at DragonCon takes God all that seriously.
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Sheila the Wonderbink @sheilaoshea.com · 04/09/2026
Spotted at #DragonCon.
A guy dressed up as Jesus Christ holding a sign over his head that says:

POPS, I SAID
DONNY NOT 
DOLLY
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