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yea okay the historical significance and the bitches and their weddings whatever. more importantly LMAOOOOOOOOO
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![pg1&2: An Ding Peak, Year 18 of the black dragon emperor (18yrs post-canon)
[The 1st try] (moshang are trying to make out):
sqh: M-mmm
mbj: How sweet. Everywhere I touch, your hair stands on end. [pinches sqh nipple] Here too. So quick to harden.
sqh: t-that is because your hands- Are so cold!
mbj: oh? Cold this, cold that. Always whinning over every little thing. And yet, you shiver so pretily when my hands go up and down.
sqh: h-hhnn!
mbj: yes..just like that. How interesting. If your whole body is like this, I wonder...
sqh: mobei!!
mbj: what else will harden under my hand.
disciple, knowing on the door: shizun? Are you in? I have the scrolls you requested earlier.
mbj, with murdering aura: I'll kill th-
sqh: NO! I need those scrolls! Let them leave.
mbj, covering sqh's mouth: then stay quiet, lest you want them to pay for interrupting.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreicyl5vwnulu5tz2h4f4m5al5imyctksda7p4zu3mbzwnpqkgm5ime)
![p3&4:
Disciple, pondering while sqh lets out a muffled moan inside the house: hmm what to do. He didn't give any instructions on how to act in case he wasn't here...Maybe it was an emergency. Well, whatever. I'll just take a nap and come back later. Profit!
sqh: mmbe-mobei! they're gone!
mbj: any other disciples you're expecting? I froze the door.
sqh: Not that I know of. Unless something happens, of course..
mbj: it better not.
sqh, turning to hug him: you can have me all to yourself now.
[The 2nd try]
mbj: all for myself? Who was complaining about the cold just now?
sqh: I thought you wanted to find out just how much my body answers to your hands?
mbj: not just my hands.
sqh: hmmm you're right. Not just your ha-
Disciple1, outside the house: Shizun! Eh, is he not here? It's quiet.
Disciple2: Just leave it inside, I'm hungry. Let's go eat.
mbj:these litt-
Disciple 1: Yeah I- Wait. The door won't budge. It's cold too! Feel it!
Disciple 2, confused: Cold, why would it- Oh NO. No, no, no. Let's go away.
Disciple 1: huh: why?
Disciple 2: this door is made out of wood. If it feels cold, it can only mean one of two things: either that scary demon is visiting, or shizun is making it cold to...Y'know. "Relax"
Disciple 1: 'relax'..? oh. OH.
Disciple 2: let's go, I do not want to know what's behind it either way. We can come back later...
Sqh, mortified: Oh those IDIOTS!
mbj: relaxing in the cold, hm? Advisor shang sure has changed...
sqh: Shut uuuup, don't mention it!!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreihlrucpuzxcvssihqvavjb25sd5ot25mbbll2phi3y2ei4426bn5i)
![p4&5 [The 3rd try]
sqh: have mercy on me, my king. I can only take so much...
mbj: are you not ashamed of lying to your king like that?
sqh: you wound me. I thought you liked the sound of my whinning!
mbj: the only sounds I want right now are the ones I take out of you.
sqh: how unfair-
mbj: not unfair. I'm only enjoying what's mine.
[strong knocks on the door stop them yet again]
mbj: enough. This was the last straw. I'm killing them.
sqh, dramatically holding on to mbj: Mobei, no!! My disciples! I'll have to get new ones!!
lbh, outside: MOBEI!
lbh, knicking the door open with his feet: shizun had urgent business, come with me for a patrol-
sqh: junshang!?
lbh: oh, shang qinghua. You're here too.
sqh: of course I am, it's my peak!!
lbh: Anyway. Come with me, mobei.
mbj: No. There is no such thing as a "patrol", jun shang.
sqh, in a small voice: wait, what is this sudden telenovela pacing-
[lbh and mbj fight panel]
sqh: ARGH! DON'T FIGHT-
[DING! DING! DING! INSTANT WIN FOR THE PROTAG HALO]
mbj: ...
sqh: MOBEI-!! Did I just fall into a botched plot!? MY KIIING!
[THE LONELY ADVISOR BONUS SCENARIO SUCCESSFULLY STARTED <OV
MOBEI JUN:+100 HORNY POINTS & +70 RAGE POINTS]
sqh: Unfilial son! Cruel protag halo!! Stupid plot! My dick huuurrrtsss! Mobeiiiii!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreih7tqwbpges2uowmiv7mhhzfgspfw6n3bi4j4avn4jubgegko3ldu)
![Bonus page:
mbj, severily blue balled, after being immediately abandoned by lbh as soon as sqq came back: Qinghua. Once I'm back...I'm locking us up for a week.
[END]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wyo4hja2oabo5oueisk3kcjz/bafkreigtz4x2mpzy6qvptjbjamhaicvjgc2xiantmojlyfpjs4iygwauj4)
