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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold." mdzs / baseball 🔱 / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr

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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 15h
happy october! #art (wallpapers below!)
A drawing of black cats climbing in a pile of pumpkins
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"always good when the astros lose, right?" - cal raleigh, 2024
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
baseball season has been over for one day and i already don't know what to do with myself. does anyone know what you're supposed to do
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nem ♡ @neombers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shine brightly with your golden core Wei Ying! ☀️ #魔道祖师 #MDZS
WWX smiling and flying with Suibian with his newly formed golden core. The atmosphere is warm. WWX’s silhouette, mostly his stomach where his dantian rests, is backlit by the bright sun.
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The season is never over for Ichiro
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching the 2026 seattle mariners play has largely been an exercise in a truly unbelievable amount of frustration and yet i am so so sad that there are only three games left with this dogshit team
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every car should come with a feature that's just a button on the dash you can press when you're going 15 over and someone is still riding your ass. it would make a little sign pop up on your rear bumper that reads "what do you actually reasonably expect me to do for you right now?"
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, etc.
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lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你 @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i know the gusu carpenter guild is mad about the censored extra bc how are those guys supposed to buy a second house when lwj isn't going through a tub a day
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i love getting activated about mdzs all these years later. i do still believe in my heart that i'm one of the only people alive who actually understands lan wangji
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lrp if there is ONE thing in this entire world that i know ball about. it is lan wangji's characterization
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lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你 @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
can't stress enough that i messaged mara to be like "ok so wangxian are in bed together and wwx had to ask lwj why he wasn't currently being savaged" and mara instantly said huh. sounds wrong but ok. AND SHE WAS RIGHT IT WAS CENSORED
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Sasa 🍵✨ @cosmicmilktea.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Lofi Gusu Radio - Beats to relax/study to (Featuring study boy Lan Wangji) ✨
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Mindy Lee @mindyleedoodles.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Lan Wangji.
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you tell me literally one (1) thing about lan wangji and i can go for eighty years. i think i'm an underutilized source of sustainable fuel
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your daily reminder that some birds have eyelashes made of tiny modified feathers. They're found in at least one species of 28 families of birds (out of 205). An example of convergent evolution. Examples: ostriches, secretarybirds, hornbills & hummingbirds. (📷: Nicolas Reusens Photography)
Captured by @nicolasreusens, these close-ups show the eye and eyelid margin of a hummingbird at roughly 3 to 3.5x magnification.

What look like lashes are modified feathers, not hairs, and researchers have proposed that they may help protect the eye from airborne particles during flight. Eyelash-like feather structures have only been documented in a fraction of the bird families surveyed so far.

These photographs were taken at the Catia Hummingbird Sanctuary in Mexico.Captured by @nicolasreusens, these close-ups show the eye and eyelid margin of a hummingbird at roughly 3 to 3.5x magnification.

What look like lashes are modified feathers, not hairs, and researchers have proposed that they may help protect the eye from airborne particles during flight. Eyelash-like feather structures have only been documented in a fraction of the bird families surveyed so far.

These photographs were taken at the Catia Hummingbird Sanctuary in Mexico.
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moonie 🌻🌾⛅ @moonix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ao3 e-mails are the only e-mails that find me well
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
just realized i've been merely reskeeting without skeeting for months but don't worry, everything is as it was. the mariners hurt me several times a week, i love lan wangji, and thinking about the sheer number of pop albums coming out on september 18 makes me want to punch a wall
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A fitting end to an interview Tim Curry conducted with Hollywood Reporter just last year RIP
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
wheeeeeeee!
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bryan Woo and the Mariners held a reverse card signing today with kids from Seattle Children’s. Super fan Benny was delighted to meet his favorite player Julio Rodríguez, who signed his jersey “Benny’s fav” - in return Benny drew Julio a picture to display in his locker
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes
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Seattle Mariners @marinersbot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The dictionary definition of "crushed" has now been updated to the following ⤵️
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Ruby 💕💜🩵 @fugitiverabbit.com · 05/06/2026
In honor of Anthony Head I think everyone should force themselves to sit down and watch the beautiful, horrible, wonderful, terrible masterpiece that is Repo! The Genetic Opera.
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Uchiha Sakura's Thankless Job
Alt: Anthony Head, dressed in full leather dances around a room acting as an airplane while a man is strapped to a table in the background. Uchiha Sakura's Thankless Job from Repo the Genetic Opera
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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
hello! i committed a small act of wangxian for mxtx remix! it's a lil 4.3k canon-era m-rated nugget of wwx being a spy (reformed?) if you read it i hope you enjoy it! archiveofourown.org/works/83835851
screenshot of a fic titled "places that we've never been" with the summary "The Yiling Patriarch was always meant to die. But Wei Wuxian wasn't ready to let his life be so easily ended."
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
remix reveals!! i wrote this weird little sci-fi au based on the work of a very dear friend of mine 💫 instead of resurrecting into a new body, wei ying has cybernetic enhancements after his near-death. it takes some adjusting. 💫 wangxian, 5k, rated e 💫 archiveofourown.org/works/83890916
a screencap of the title and summary for "neither sink nor swim" by ao3 user perilously (me!). the summary is as follows:

Wei Ying never died, but he was resurrected anyway.

Lan Zhan still looks at him the same, that unrelenting gaze spiked through with adoration if you know where to find it. Lan Zhan doesn’t care if Wei Ying has both of his eyeballs. He doesn’t care about the materials that make up Wei Ying's hands and legs. He acts like he doesn’t even notice, and hey. If the whole world was a hermetically-sealed pod that contained no one but him and Lan Zhan, he could bluff like none of it ever happened. The memories would be just that: memories. He’d fold them up, origami of the mind, and stick them under the center console of his brain with a wad of well-chewed gum. Bam.
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MXTX Remix @mxtxremix.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Creators are revealed! Thank you to all participants for another great year! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
MXTX Remix ExchangeMay 8 - Creators Revealed
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Kirjoa @kirjo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Corvidae of Finland 1. Eurasian magpie 2. Common raven 3. Eurasian jay 4. Siberian jay 5. Hooded crow 6. Western jackdaw 7. Northern nutcracker 8. Rook
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
i got this incredibly funny and charming little remix about jin ling being a perfect thorn in jiang cheng's side for remix this year, please read it!! archiveofourown.org/works/83948006
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MXTX Remix @mxtxremix.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Aaaaand REVEALED! Thank you to all our wonderful remixers! Check out the works in the MXTX Remix Exchange 2026 here: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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MXTX Remix @mxtxremix.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
As we approach the deadline for MXTX Remix Exchange, we are running a little low on pinch hitters this year! If you think you might enjoy creating a fanwork that remixes an existing MXTX fanwork, you can sign up as a pinch hitter here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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MXTX Remix 2026 Pinch Hit List!
When someone defaults on a remix assignment, we call in a pinch hitter. Fill out this form to join the mailing list where we send out open assignments to be claimed as they arise. Thank you so much!
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Recharging Homos 🔋 @hexhomos.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
mindset
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
finding out that my baseball team has just a new all-time mlb record for lowest batting average, like, ever... well that's the most mariner feeling of all
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Llewellyn @llewellynrose.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
unbearable
black and white drawing of a monstrous bear with a skull head and cystic bladders and tendrils hanging from its head and neck
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Guoldu 🌚 future buff vol1 @guoldu.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
happy butch friday everyone (also jeez fuck hello new folks! logged on to an overwhelming amount of notifs hahaha <3) #guolduart
sketch of a butch putting on gloves, back to the viewer
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lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你 @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
how many dad hobbies do you have? 🤗
Dad bingo board. 
Left to right:
Row 1: The Godfather, NASA, documentaries, vinyl records, American Civil War
Row 2: M.A.S.H., baseball, beer, boats, Star Trek
Row 3: cars, US president biographies, couch naps (free spot), the Beatles, BBQ
Row 4: camping, trains, model building, strategy board games, home depot
Row 5: wood carving, Sharpe (show or books), fishing, Master & Commander, coffee
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Destiel confession meme with “As a friendly reminder, please ensure interactions adhere to the guidelines provided. Let me know how you would like to proceed.”
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MXTX Remix @mxtxremix.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Assignments are out—check your email! If you've signed up for the exchange and haven't received an assignment, or you have any questions or concerns, reach out to us here or via email (mxtxremix at gmail). Happy remixing!
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MXTX Remix @mxtxremix.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
We're working on matches for MXTX Remix 2026 as we speak, but in the meantime, if you missed the deadline, you weren't eligible this year, or you just want to do us a solid, join the pinch hit list! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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MXTX Remix 2026 Pinch Hit List!
When someone defaults on a remix assignment, we call in a pinch hitter. Fill out this form to join the mailing list where we send out open assignments to be claimed as they arise. Thank you so much!
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Scientist Mel @scientistmel.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Strong reminder: women have not been independent for as long as some folks would like you to believe. We’ve lost rights that we never should have lost.
1910 Women could wear pants
1920 White women could vote
1963 Women gained equal paid rights (sort of)
1965 Black women could vote
19 69 Women were allowed to initiate divorce
1972 Women could get birth control, without a man
1973 Women could choose to get an abortion, legally
1974 Women could buy a home, without a man
1988 Women could own their own business, without
Nomesticial protection agains
2022 Women lost the constitutional right to abortion
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thimble ☆ @thimblelin.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#wangxian back kisses for @wangxianaction.bsky.social requested by @/junodoom! tysm for your donation 🙏
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
the spirit moved me to post... a wangxian bakery au? look, we don't question the spirit 🍞 lan zhan works at a bakery; wei ying is totally normal about him 🍞 wangxian, 2.8k, rated t 🍞 archiveofourown.org/works/80821276
an ao3 screencap of the title and summary for the fic "knead until smooth" written by perilously (me!). the summary is as follows:

Inside the bakery, Lan Zhan works the dough one last time. He hasn't looked up once. When he does, Wei Ying bites his tongue on the shriek that tries to bust out of his throat. He freezes like a startled rabbit, like he thinks Lan Zhan is a predator who can't see movement.

It's fine. Lan Zhan doesn't see him.
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Juno @junodoom.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
modern wangxian for @wangxianaction.bsky.social ! prompt by @cosmosangel1.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰 thank you for your donation!!!
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
the spirit moved me to post... a wangxian bakery au? look, we don't question the spirit 🍞 lan zhan works at a bakery; wei ying is totally normal about him 🍞 wangxian, 2.8k, rated t 🍞 archiveofourown.org/works/80821276
an ao3 screencap of the title and summary for the fic "knead until smooth" written by perilously (me!). the summary is as follows:

Inside the bakery, Lan Zhan works the dough one last time. He hasn't looked up once. When he does, Wei Ying bites his tongue on the shriek that tries to bust out of his throat. He freezes like a startled rabbit, like he thinks Lan Zhan is a predator who can't see movement.

It's fine. Lan Zhan doesn't see him.
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Grace @gracecrandall.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@tortilla-chips.bsky.social @wangxianaction.bsky.social Magical girls wangxian for you! <3<3 thanks for this prompt, it was so fun to draw!! ( (BTW if you want the full file instead of the compressed social version, dm me and I can email it to you) <3
Sketch of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian as magical girls.
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MXTX Remix @mxtxremix.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Signups are now closed! We're working on matching -- keep an eye out for your assignment on the 11th!
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MXTX Remix @mxtxremix.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
We are down to the last 12 HOURS! Get those sign-ups in!
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