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Shedvolans

@shedvolans.bsky.social
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He/they, Ace of ♥ Sometimes I say cool and funny things. Other times? Good luck! Gloriously stupid and stupidly glorious.

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Shedvolans @shedvolans.bsky.social · 32m
Last thing I'll say on the Geller situation before I try to make myself shut up about it. I find it wild that the original post calling him out was made on the platform run by a rich rapist using his wealth and influence to actively make the world worse. I guess some rapists are okay to support!
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Dilf Sommelier @boarshift.myatproto.social · 8h
Well now I gotta
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Thrasher da Bull (🦅 2-2) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 13h
That first picture was NOT necessary. 😄
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Shedvolans @shedvolans.bsky.social · 11h
Okay this is another one of those times this rancid dogshit website is making me feel crazy, cuz I'm seeing many, many people harassing a trans woman, making vile, disgusting claims, over an article that doesn't say ANY of the things they INSIST it does. "Rape apologia" are y'all for fucking real???
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 17h
This is one of the funnier things that has happened to me
A screenshot of a tweet from my old NSFW Twitter that reads "-gets turned on by Rean angrily reprimanding his students- What the fuck"Rean's voice actor tweeting "Lurking online, I've found that there are two very solid camps of people in terms of how they responded to Rean scolding the students in Cold Steel III. All I'm going to say is this: the point of being harshly scolded is to make you NOT want a repeat of it. Y'all need Jesus"
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BIG CRIT IS BACK IN TOWN www.twitch.tv/ultimashadow
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Day 3 of Octobeni! Today's Kobeni has her trying on a lovely dress. #SantanaelArt #Octobeni #ChainsawMan #Kobeni
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Saralene (Sara Leen) 💫🐈 @saralene.tv · 03/10/2026
I was booting up RetroAchievements games that lack title screens or box art, to test changes to my overlays and how they'd fall back, and suddenly got flashbanged with this
An altered version of the SEGA logo. It says, "SEXGA", in blue and purple text.

Sonic stands next to the logo, unaware that he has also been infected with the disease and has begun to turn purple.
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🌸𝑫𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒂𝒕 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍🌸 @dragoncatalyst.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is what starting to hear people say "modern Fire Emblem" and only meaning the Switch era games not even 3DS anymore feels like.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How I strive to be (difficulty level: hell 3)
Brian in a Peanuts comic saying a vast array of 
"Ha Ha" and "I don't care" text bubbles
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OOOOH NO. AWWW MAN. GUESS WE GOTTA..... SPIKE IS A DAD IN THE NEW APE ESCAPE... AND GET THIS... HES SAD.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it is kinda nuts that the Switch 2 got more exclusives in a year and a half than the PS5 got in 6 years
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok I think you know who you're talking to. I'm Carlton Carlton Banks you're talking to Carlton Its Carlton Carlton Carlton. (Locked in cell again)
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Choose Your Own Adventure book
Fourteen Beers At Chilis 
Brian fighting some ninjas
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm fairly certain both Lyse Hext and Krampus knew what a bird is.
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Shedvolans @shedvolans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here, have a Fire Emblem funnymeme, everyone
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Shedvolans @shedvolans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here, have a Fire Emblem funnymeme, everyone
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You Must Peg demo up on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/5054860/...
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A small early Quest 64 screenshots with the caption "all hail Quest 64"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deciding "Milkshake Duck" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been rawdogged by your neurodivergent boyfriends and it SHOWS.
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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you watch the new Harry Potter tv series, you are supporting a transphobe. You are sending money to a woman who has used and will use it to fight against trans rights. And yes, it is “that serious.”
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 28/09/2026
Guy who thinks every post that says "JRPG" is about the Beatles
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons theonion.com/fall-canceled-after-3-…
Fall Canceled After 3 Billion Seasons
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fesh pince ebooks @feshpincebot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOOK, you BIG EARED FREERF, YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY! AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY!
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say DOGE has a government coverups problem
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you can’t even write jokes better than this
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian on the left says 
I like Dr. Pepper
He is large

Brian on the right says
Me too but I'm smaller lol
He is small
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brian walking outside with a Dark Souls 2 box saying "Grass Discovered"
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Cheap Ass Gamer @cheapassgamer.com · 26/09/2026
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $11.92 via Box Lunch w/ Code: FALLHAUL . ow.ly/EC1w50ZRRV5 #ad
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Mom @milph.mom · 26/09/2026
Imma be real. This image only hits harder with time.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 24/09/2026
Stargazing 5 xkcd.com/3301/
4-panel comic. (1) [Black background with person with shoulder-length hair with raised arms in front in white, with figures in gray in the background.] PERSON 1: Welcome to stargazing! I’m back, despite efforts by astronomers who hate cool space facts to cover me up so I can’t see the sky anymore! Nice try, losers! Next time buy a tarp that’s harder to chew through! (2) [Person looks toward binoculars in hand.] PERSON 1: Now, let’s spy on some stars! Does everyone have binoculars? If you don’t, find someone looking at birds and try to grab theirs. Stars are the birds of the sky. (3) [Close-up on Person but with white background.] PERSON 1: But stars aren’t the only weird lights. Sometimes the sky fills with rippling colors. That’s the sky’s screensaver. It’s very pretty, so don’t move your mouse and ruin it. (4) [Switch back to black background, person points up while figures in background look toward where she’s pointing.] PERSON 1: That blob is a comet. People used to think they were harbingers of doom. We now know they’re boring, so we have to find new reasons to use the word “harbinger.” I’m a harbinger of astronomy! Cool facts are nigh!
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A Garfield tshirt
Says "yeah I'm a gamer"

G: my
A: wife
M: left
E: me
R:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bisexual Awareness Day is the one day bisexuals are visible. So stop robbing banks. They can see you now.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A girl with their hand around a guys neck yelling "quest" at the side of his face
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Platinum Witch Minatrice @minataur.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i played this for the first time earlier this year and bawled my eyes out. please check it out if you’re a fool like me who put off playing it for so long.
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Proki!極🐉🐙🇧🇷 @ Trails in the Sky 2nd Remake @butproko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Trails Through Daybreak II (PS4, PS5, Switch, PC)
A screenshot of Trails Through Daybreak II, of characters Van and Feri talking about a shark movie
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 22/09/2026
"Sharknado canonically exists in Trails" is a crazy thing to be true
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Outer Wilds (Steam) is $12.12 on Fanatical buff.ly/e9K4Zoj #ad
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cullen Forever! The Show The Movie @cullenforever.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 21/09/2026
idk why this became my muse
A scene from the first chapter of Death Note, wherein Light Yagami looks out the window at school and sees a notebook lying on the ground, but the notebook's been replaced with a Quest 64 cartridge
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I use the Minecraft Method™️ - which is to say I consider 10 minutes of effort to be an honest day’s work and follow it with a nap.
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