iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you watch the new Harry Potter tv series, you are supporting a transphobe. You are sending money to a woman who has used and will use it to fight against trans rights. And yes, it is “that serious.”

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day on this, the one day of the year during which I can be visually perceived

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Reasons my cat Spaceman can’t actually go to space: • Too little (spacesuit wouldn’t fit) • ISS isn’t actually the International Snack Station, so he probably wouldn’t care to go • Already voms in the car, so how’s he gonna do zero g • Not sure churus count as space-safe food • I would miss him

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Show me your favorite tarot deck? My current fave is the Modern Witch Tarot by Lisa Sterle.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If anybody needs me, I’ll be in the woods

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Watching my partner play First Light is like watching a Bond movie where Bond occasionally dies mid-climactic fight scene or sometimes has trouble going up a ladder

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Spaceman has delivered Fat Mousey to us more times this week than any other toy, moving it to #1 in the rankings!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

“Not to toot my own horn” — what? Excuse me? Who the hell else is going to toot it? That’s why I bought a trumpet in the first place!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I liked the beginning montage in Cyberpunk 2077 a LOT, and this is coming from someone who loathes being *shown* character development in cut scenes vs. getting to play it. But I’m wondering how it would have felt if it were handled more like the training montage in 007 First Light.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Want cat hair on your clothes at all times? Adopt a tortoiseshell! White hair for black clothes, black hair for white clothes, and orange hair for everything in between!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Everybody says, “Eat the rich!” but no one wants to build a guillotine

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Gavin Free is so inherently built for physical comedy that it makes me jealous

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I lost my voice, so if you ever wanted to win an argument against me in person, now’s your shot

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

One-act Hamlet: ———————— “Hey, Horatio — watch THIS.”

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My power fantasy is being able to digest gluten

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Idk if I’m “woke,” but I’m certainly trying to be.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

This was an incredibly fun and interesting interview for me — thanks again, Steven!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I understand my wordplay makes the translators’ jobs more difficult, and I ALSO understand they probably have my face on a dartboard. (Fair.)

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I’ve been stress knitting lately. At least I have some homemade Christmas gifts for family and friends?

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Happy National Black Cat Day, featuring Nova!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Happy autumnal equinox! I’m cooking squash!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Having a good time with multiplayer in Peak

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Today a man in a suit wasn’t sure how to address me so he went with “Mr. or Ms.”

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

How the heck am I supposed to celebrate Lughnasadh without carbs

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

This morning my beloved spouse went on a polite rant about the superiority of the European robin to the North American robin, and this is exactly the kind of thing that made me marry them in the first place

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Representative Young Kim’s office is locked to the public, and the office itself is in a locked facility. She never holds town halls. How the hell are we meant to talk to her?

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pc2000s @pc2000s.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

A huge thank you to @alexbeachum.bsky.social, @vankelsing.bsky.social, and the whole team at @mobiusdigitalgames.com. You gave an anxious kid with autism some tools to overcome her fears and to understand and regulate her emotions. You fostered an experience that we will absolutely never forget.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Why does Spaceman always look like he’s just received forbidden knowledge

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Whoa, whoa, whoa — let's see the rock, first

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Been watercolor painting more to deal with everything, and I think I’m starting to get the basics down

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

So Moose discovered yogurt this week

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

How DARE Split Fiction make me put ketchup on a hotdog

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

It’s Spaceman’s adoptiversary today! <3 Best 25 bucks I ever spent.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

After this latest Trump embarrassment, I would like to stress to the rest of the world that yes, we absolutely agree he’s a dangerous idiot, and some of us are trying to stop him.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Did you know you can call your elected officials? Boy howdy, are they probably getting tired of me.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I am just an internet goofball, but trans people are valid, trans lives matter, and no executive order is going to change that.

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

So what is this weird obsession with “librul tears” I keep hearing about? Why do these people want my body’s excess moisture?? Perverts, man

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

If you have the space for it, do some good today. Even just a tiny bit, but do some good. We can’t get tired.

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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

you gotta live through the whole thing

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

This is Moose Tracks, my 11 month old former stray and foster fail. Still full of that kitten energy!

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

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Kelsey Beachum @vankelsing.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Traditional Christmas whining about board and card game design from the Beachums ✨

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