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@sheathey.bsky.social
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They/Them | 27 |🏳️‍⚧️|⚒️|🎢|🎹 Internet Nuisance | Fursuit Maker | Music Maker | Coaster nerd | 18+ only

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Vulkiri ✨ @vulkiri.art · 10/10/2026
its that time of the year again
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy vs sad guy on bus meme

Sad side: Getting called faggot by cishet people

Happy side: Getting called faggot by faggots
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People die, and Reed dances. @reedopost.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
and before that, we get to pray at the temple in ✨𝓓𝓙𝓞𝓢𝓔𝓔𝓔✨!
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"create an account to continue" oh my god just fucking kill me
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
two panel comic
1st panel: finger pointing at a drawing of a sexy mouse
"this is not appropriate for our audience."
2nd panel: finger tapping erratically at a drawing of a sexy mouse BUT with a Copyright RODENT LLC and a $80.99 sticker 
"THIS is approproiate for our audience (got it, idiot?)"
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win
A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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EVIL Spilt 🏳️‍⚧️ @spiltthemilk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I SAW THIS POST SOMEWHERE AND I FEEL CALLED OUT
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 06/12/2025
kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
ALT: Gondor Flame
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GAY and very VERY gay @mibenn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the url:
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Ellis @ellis_ellis_ell
ipads have no soul but desktop computer is like a nervous horse and has the capacity for love

ozempic gandolfini @IdahoBones 
I don't think you should give kids phones or iPads but you should give them free access to a desktop computer
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1980 Trans Woman: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😫 Modern day vore enthusiast: I am a woman trapped in a man's body 😄
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fat bear week
drawing of a fat bear with flames in the background with the caption; "fat bear week"
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Kal'hona next cons: Camppaw, FM, ACFI @kalhona.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Updated for asexuals
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread
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Do a Beryl Roll @graros.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
cool game
man spraying the Drag'n Wash dragon with a hose. it looks displeased
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
important contribution to the discourse: they have taken my favorite shape
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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about a cayce in the kinki region @cayce.zone · 30/04/2026
wile e coyote about to be crushed, saying the quoted post
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Paradox 🫀🦐 @corrodedparadox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Close enough #art
A small white cervinae standing in the middle of a rainy window. There is an outline of a bigger deer around it that looks like rain streaks on the window
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Errant (COMMS OPEN) @errantsquam.heckingsne.cc · 04/09/2026
#birds #owls
panel 1: burrowing oul walking
panel 2: burrowing oul approaching table
panel 3: oul bashing fourth digit against table leg
panel 4: He is unaffected because owls possess zygodactyl feet, which means their fourth toe is capable of swivelling backwards.
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Shea/Sheathe @sheathey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
dog im from new york what are you talking about mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
“Dialect map” showing that southwest US speaks most like me, and southeast US speaks least like me, with my state, NY, being on the “least” side
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 03/09/2026
hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.
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spzi 🌸 @spzi.net · 29/08/2026
i think there is something wrong with my screensaver
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Moth 🔞 @mothaus.com · 31/08/2026
It's Moth Monday! *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak *headbutts you* squeak
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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🐾Skitty🔥 @sugrrnspice.art · 28/08/2026
friendslop.....💙
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/08/2026
Full-cal sodas are empty calories but charged with positive spiritual energy. Conversely, each time I drink a Coke Zero I know the ease of infinite consumption has put me on a dark and twisted path. “A vice with no consequences is no vice—it is the sandbox of cowards” - the Buddha i think
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Oculus Imperia @oculusimperia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Never forget that Dolly Parton told you to threaten to shoot your boss' dick off and then beef up union protections and worker benefits.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we hate on these disgusting immoral evil billionaires it’s bc just look at everything Dolly did. They could be doing that. They could just be helping people and every day they choose not to help people. They choose to harm. And when they die, we’ll dance and laugh and be thankful they’re gone.
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
queen of hearts 💔
a stylized 3d render of dolly parton playing the banjo. the queen herself.
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Nazariel 🏳️‍⚧️ @nazariel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the best thing about this phenomenon is that it should deepen the understanding of how Regular the artists you admire are. being friends with someone who has shaped my art path and i'm sending them this picture with "went number 5"
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Joseph Brassey @josephbrassey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think about this at least a dozen times a day.
people end up unable to see depiction as anything other than endorsement when their entire cultural diet is escapist fun and reassurance. they see something make them uncomfortable and can only assume people are watching horrible shit as vicarious pleasure and are horrified.
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
the corrupting amulet
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