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Handy Dani Dyke

@sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social
1.2K followers 645 following 5K posts

If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. Spinster, T4T polyamorous lesbian, transgender/transsexual dyke on a bike.

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Mara Doesn’t Wanna Be Homeless @marawamona.bsky.social · 4h
💚🤎 I’m really hot, and you don’t want me to struggle this much. You want to give me money and boost my donation posts. I am no longer asking. 🔫
Mimi stands topless in her kitchen, visible from the chest up. She’s an Arab woman with shoulder-length white hair and bangs, and blue-gray eyes. Her left arm is crossed over her chest under her boobs, the better to highlight them.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 8h
Even less on this - one torx screw and a metal clip. I bought a bunch of them a few years ago.
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Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 15h
i need to make progress towards my goals or else i’m in trouble soon i’m not just skipping the nudes today until i make progress, im gonna skip the makeup process threads in my drafts and the fun pics from the zoo too (for now). can’t just share my whole life for free i guess lololol
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 12h
We're obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we never question why the super rich are never satisfied iwith what they already have.
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 11h
We're not at all far away from seeing democrats start agreeing with Republicans to ban womens sports all together
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Dakyres @dakyres.bsky.social · 13h
www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/09/god-... Number 1 reason to hate organized religion
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"God was speaking to her": Christian wins right to adopt kids & reject their LGBTQ+ identity - LGBTQ Nation
She said she would force a trans kid to wear clothes they find humiliating because "God gives us our gender/sex."
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Rocket Girl Erin 👩🏼‍🚀🚀🔆🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 HELP! READ PINNED SKEET! @rocketgirlerin.northsky.social · 15h
One last appeal for help in staying in my home. I only have today and tomorrow to make payment before they add additional penalties and start the process to kick us out. venmo.com/u/RocketGirlErin
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Aerin Littlebear | @RocketGirlErin
Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 14h
For me, the hardest thing about stories like the Cornell gang rape case isn’t reading the initial details—although that is hard. What’s even harder is when men online, especially the journalists and pundits, start trying to combat the feminist outrage by purposefully seeding doubt and victim-blaming
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Katra Ariello, Golden Apple Audio 🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 13h
hey so my company is terminating me literally one day before my medical leave of absence for bottom surgery was supposed to start does anybody have about $12k i could borrow so I can cover my rent through the rest of the year and my moving expenses in december?
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 17h
I’m seeing people who were telling folks to relax or calling people stupid about Graham Platner be in shock about Cornell and I would invite them to shut the entire hell up now
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 12h
Robot maintenance. I don't know what happened to the brush; the bristles pulled out as one bunch and I found them laying on the floor the other day.
Foam air filters and the remains of a rotating brush that used to be on a robot vacuum laying next to assorted tools.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 14h
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 13h
I saw this daily with my brother. My parents endlessly made up justifications for why they couldn't take action on his behavior. My personal favorite was "He denies it and I can't prove that he was drinking so there's nothing that I can do" when he smelled like a perambulating brewery at 16.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 14h
That photo is a choice, though it does fit my experience living ITB.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 14h
This isn't all that much wrong, only that the ride across the US (from North Carolina to California and back) happened one year after I had vaginoplasty.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If hunting the Cornell rapists online is a witchhunt, welp. Where do I get my torch.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 15h
She sat there looking at me and purring
A gray tabby with white belly and throat sitting on the top of a beige recliner
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Dani Finn 🐙 🏳️‍⚧️ 📚 @danifinnwrites.bsky.social · 16h
All Cops Are Bastards & Defund the Police sound crazy until you ask one simple question: How often have police officers prevented ICE from breaking the law? ACAB DEFUND THE POLICE
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 23h
Why are you trans? Wrong answers only Midnight, bombing down I-80 across Bonneville Salt Flats on a 13 year old Kawasaki 750, feeling one with the cosmos, and realizing "this would be so much better with a set of bodacious tatas!" The rest, as they say, is history.
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 23h
It’s hard to even roll over in bed to grab stuff, between the endo and joint pains. Pls if you can at least help with smaller stuff like food? Have two uber rides to get meds coming up. Also see laundry. Anything helps. Can show reviews for all of above + took. Take applicable giftcard cards too
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FWIW a good example of how much pop music in 1990-1 was "anything goes" is that this went to #46: youtu.be/6gYIbMwswKM
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2nu - This Is Ponderous
YouTube video by themrnoche
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He told his producer that "Get Dizzy" would only make sense if Dizzy Gillespie was on the track. When he showed up for the next session Gillespie was in the studio; the producer called in a favor that the trumpeter owed.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The radio edit started with "Get Dizzy" and I only remember any of it because a weekly Top 40 show did a piece about how Dizzy Gillespie came to be on the song. The original was "get busy" but the artist felt that was done to death (and it was by 1990) so switched the words then decided against it.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A 36 year old music memory came back to me this year and it took me a bit to piece together enough to find the song as it and the artist wasn't all that notable at the end and going to #19 on the Billboard Hot 100 was more about the state of pop music in 1990-1. youtu.be/iBPkOI2ZmB0
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Louie Louie - Sittin' In The Lap Of Luxury
YouTube video by LouieLouieVEVO
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am generally very reserved about blocking other trans people. I will instantly block for a few things, particularly: - Expressions of envy about my vaginoplasty. - Arguing that I owe kindness to "Allies" who abused me, particularly ones who did so with their legal medical and mental health power.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 28/09/2026
Republicans aren't just saying they will kill or institutionalize or forcibly detransition all trans people: they are actively and overtly *campaigning on promising it*. And every day, cis people are saying that trans folks are fearmongering, overreacting, or don't know what genocide is.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, that one is identical though usually "illegal dumping" here.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For flytipping or dogging?
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also reminder the best help for food pantries, or people struggling or any 'need' is cold hard cash. Always. Always always always. Food pantries can make that money stretch MUCH BETTER THAN YOU CAN, and it'll go to their most urgent needs. I mean, the other stuff is great too but cash is king
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fantastic! Here's to the next chapter of your life
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Meg in Pieces 🖤✨️🌙 @meg-in-pieces.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm DIVORCED! Celebratory titties for everyone!! Send treats please I've been crying for an hour since I got the official email from my lawyer. Fuck. ca $MegsinStitches
Divorced titties!!!
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lifetime US resident here: I knew flytipping already though I'm not sure why; perhaps it had some occasional use due to obscure legal definition in a state where I lived. The closest I've heard to dogging is dogged which is completely unrelated (about a level of persistence.)
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Indeed. It was very clear that my father's approach to parenting was all about that perceived mistreatment by his parents, anger about being drafted into the US Army during Vietnam, and forcing his later adopted fundie Christian beliefs onto my. What my brother and I needed was not part of it.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So much love and congratulations to you from someone who has been there and got the T-shirt
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gotcha. I had things like being told that I was too young to date or hang out with friends when I was in 11th grade while my 3 years younger brother was allowed to do both when he turned 12, and fighting over a 10 PM curfew when I was in university while my high school aged brother had no curfew.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Though school was so easy I never studied or did homework, which was made into a disciplinary matter, I more got it from a father who decided to take out his anger at having been the youngest child on me, the oldest, e.g. that only after my brother started dating would I be allowed to.
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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just a quick reminder that there are more Cornell frat boys accused of gang raping a young woman than there are trans women competing in the NCAA.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember that about the time I moved out of Pennsylvania the state began to look into removing a lot of dams. IIRC the driver was concern about collapse risk rather than fish barrier but the effect was the same.
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Stephanie Bri 🏳️‍⚧️ Till ALL Are One @stephaniebri22.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HEY PLEASE I AM LEGIT SCREWED my court bill is WAY past due and if I don't pay it bad things can happen. Please have compassion on a chronicilly ill disabled woman with no income. I am sgtruggling and losing hope. I hope someone sees this. ca venmo paypal stephaniebri22 $150 needed ASAP. #desperate
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Lilith Treah 🏳️‍⚧️ @riveroceansea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social you please shares for me friend I is need helps with rent bsky.app/profile/rive...
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 27/09/2026
If the culture wars are manufactured, why are you coming down on the side of the manufacturers
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Tamsin the Sword ⚔️ Mother @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 27/09/2026
Seeing how incredibly beautiful, desirable, and outright fucking HOT trans women can be is genuinely inspirational. I might feel bad about my appearance, my body, whatever… and then I see one of my sisters just being an absolute goddamn smokeshow, and I'm like, bitch, get your ass back in the game.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look, I get that fear. The trans people you're haranguing have tons of experience with this, having dealt with it for decades.
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First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Alt: First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The point hits your right in the face and you still refuse to get it. You're harassing people who are going to get fucked over either way rather than at the person who has the power to change that and, therefore, get trannies to support him.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As opposed to just fucking over the trannies, of course. Y'all so pressed that you couldn't be at brunch ignoring those who are getting hurt.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Baby steps" is certainly a choice for supporting a politician who had expressed support for removing existing rights from a group of people.
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Handy Dani Dyke @sharpdresseddyke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You trannies just need to know your place and support losing your rights so the rest of us can be comfortable."
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