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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 29/09/2026

Conservatives didn’t care when the futures of tens of thousands of people were ruined when they were arrested for marijuana, but now that it’s rich rapists suddenly justice can’t be served

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 29/09/2026

If you want to go the extra mile in pronouncing Xi Jinping’s name correctly, both the Xi and Ping rise in inflection like you’re a valley girl asking a question

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 29/09/2026

Edward Woodward gotta be one of the all-time Names

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 28/09/2026

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the fbi: most wanted tv show poster but the guy is rykard from elden ring

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 28/09/2026

(Guy who’s only read House of the Spirits reading a second magical realism book) Getting a lot of House of the Spirits vibes from this…

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 27/09/2026

If the culture wars are manufactured, why are you coming down on the side of the manufacturers

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 26/09/2026

Something grotesque about adding a D right in the middle of the word millionaires. Really makes you feel how vile they are. The French, I fear, cooked with this one

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 26/09/2026

Ok I never interact with boomer charts but 21% illiteracy in the US seemed so incredible I had to look it up and the only place people cite with this statistic is something called the National Literacy Institute which seems to only exist in clips from the Dr. Phil show?

Screenshot from the national literacy institute website with clips of their director talking to Dr. Phil on his show

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 26/09/2026

? Seems mean to punish someone for following in the footsteps of our greatest role models like Birthday Boy President and his Scamming Sons and Advisors. It’d be like getting mad Bronny also plays basketball

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

PSA: the x in Xi Jinping is pronounced “sh,” like “she,” and the j is pronounced as a hard j, like “journal”

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

What if link from legend of Zelda was dark and twisted and kinda fucked up. I’d like to see the so called woke left come up with something like THAT.

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

You seem pretty fixated on stopping the Nazis… methinks your anti German bias is showing

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

You’re telling me Mr Gagarin was into yuri?

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a backwards longjump up the infinite staircase to skip the 70 star requirement

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

Most democratic voters have essentially been held hostage by their elected officials for 20+ years who get to slowly make things worse while every 2 years saying “well at least we’re not THOSE guys, just imagine how much worse it could be!”

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Aya @melangell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hehehe.

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026

washington generals running campaign to remind viewers of the globetrotters' controversial 4-point line

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026

not the most important part but chinese women don't take their husbands' last names lmao so she's still madam peng

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026

Seersucker suit? That’s right, I see ‘er, I suck ‘er!

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026

My research indicates over 90% of people with life insurance have never even died once. Putting together a crack team of Nick Shirley and Jacob Wohl to get to the bottom of this massive fraud

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 23/09/2026

The venn diagram of people who post the “first they came for the ___” poem and people who refuse to stand up for the people for whom they are currently coming is a circle

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 23/09/2026

We’ve known for 150 years that the Communist Building Code dreamt up by the Do-Nothing Democrats is trying to prevent us from building our Beautiful and Necessary Military Ballroom. Finally we have a president who’s doing something about it!

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 23/09/2026

It really is something how we were told for decades that it was bigoted to say Israel represented all Jews. And now all you hear is how when you attack Israel, you’re attacking all Jews. Huh.

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 22/09/2026

I know you know this, but the democrats are also ai supported incumbents

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 22/09/2026

Liberals: “Be Gay, Do Crimes!” Lauren Boebert: *exists* Liberals: “No, Not Like That!” Smdh y’all are impossible to please 🙄

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 21/09/2026

Streaming Elden Ring All Bosses Level One - Day Two! www.twitch.tv/workoutjeans

A cute streamer holding up the peace sign

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 21/09/2026

net +31% for the military coup lmao the liberals yearn for 1973 chile

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 21/09/2026

The Over-the-Pants Handjob at Beetlejuice WAS the compromise 💅

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 21/09/2026

i think we have a pretty cool system where republicans do everything evil they can imagine, and then democrats also do most of the same evil things and scold you and call you unreasonable and racist when you suggest they change. i don't understand why anyone would identify as anti-establishment

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 21/09/2026

20 years ago it was blood for oil and now it’s blood for no oil. Likely due to woke.

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 20/09/2026

Fascinating how republicans have spent the last 10 years murdering and disenfranchising pregnant people, trans people, Latinos, Haitians, and basically anyone they want, and the democrats seem to be allergic to talking about that. Like it would be uncouth to name their opponents’ crimes

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 19/09/2026

Into the Woods is a musical about killing polyamorous people. But y’all ain’t ready for that conversation 🙄

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 19/09/2026

She got that Godrick the Grafted bodytype

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 18/09/2026

Seems almost disrespectful to be sad about Charlie Kirk dying from gun violence, something he was explicitly in favor of. It’d be like if I died from giving too much head. Sure, you could be sad I was gone, but you should be happy I went out on my own terms

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 18/09/2026

It really is incredible the degree to which accelerationists on the left have been proven correct. There simply was no way to make the average American wake up to the dangers of fascism and imperialism but to have a giant birthday boy try to do the fourth reich here

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 18/09/2026

Starting a conservative conspiracy theory that the Timon and pumbaa section of lion king was liberal propaganda to make us think bugs were delicious

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 18/09/2026

Once you recognize how all the recent enshittification in fast food is due to private equity, their strategy of “Make something shitty, then restore half of what you took away so it seems like you’re listening to critics” becomes a lot clearer

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 18/09/2026

It’s objectively very funny that we spend all of grade school learning how Robust and Perfect and Balanced our Beautiful Constitution is and yet it doesn’t seem to have any safeguards against a Big Birthday Boy making everything cost twice as much and poisoning everyone bc he wants to go to heaven

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 18/09/2026

If we shot every person who’d ever worked as a democratic consultant into the sun, the world would lose nothing of value

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 18/09/2026

Very funny that we give like $200k/yr and the best healthcare to 535 guys whose only job is to sign resolutions condemning communism and increase aid to Israel every year

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 17/09/2026

liberal zionists be like Give 👏 School Shooters 👏 Bulletproof 👏 Vests

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 17/09/2026

(me in 1858) i believe we need to end slavery AND protect white farmers' livelihoods. two things can be true at once, sweetie

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 17/09/2026

"Israeli security and Palestinian self-determination" is such a strange thing to call for. one of those things has literally never been questioned or threatened by any major government and the other has been routinely denied for 100 years. It'd be like if I said "trans AND cis rights!"

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 17/09/2026

the democrats want to make it illegal for a white boy to dance

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