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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle

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Former Teen Literary Sensation.

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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all know that the actors we remember from 90s sitcoms about teenage witches were all extra, but this... this is special. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb36...
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Who Is Martin Mull? | Official Trailer | Netflix
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why does David Cameron feel the need to beat Tony Blair at Human Rights Abuses in the Middle East?
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wonder if Sam has Eva's number in his phone down as "Back-up Mummy No. 3" #corrie
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why don't Tom and Lochlan just team up to go after Belle? They must be in the same prison, maybe even the same group therapy circle. #emmerdale
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Annie💀 @anniemay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sep 20th 1997 - Reiko and Ryūji return to Izu, and discover a sealed well in a cabin's crawlspace 📽️📅 Ring (1998)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Ring" (1998): First, a woman stands on the deck of a boat staring out at the ocean with Japanese text overlaid reading “9月20日 月曜日” (September 20th, Monday). Second, a woman shines a flashlight onto a sealed stone well while a man beside her pushes against it in a dark, confined space. Third, in a black-and-white shot, a man in glasses and a suit examines an old stone well in the middle of a forest.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So, what is the chance the new Crystal Lake series is going to try to rehabilitate Pamela Voorhees...? Hopefully by just having her kill all the annoying influencer teens?
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
C.S. Lewis describes Aslan's song (voice) as having female lower notes because it comes from "Earth herself;" so if you're gonna be cross about this take it up with THAT woke leftist weirdo 🤷‍♂️
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just want to tell you that the Chinese word for dinosaurs is "terror dragons".
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Banished Harry Potter from my life to the extent that even an alliteration fills me with dread.
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Helen McCarthy @helenmccarthy51.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
As well as having a brilliant time in Exeter, we found treasures that I've wanted for 60 years - two 1960s books illustrated by the great Janet and Anne Grahame Johnston. Here are a few pictures from the Trojan War, starting of course with #Nausicaä - wonder if #HayaoMiyazaki ever saw this book?
Nausicaä and her maidens find the  starving castaway Odysseus on the beach. From Tales of the Greeks and Trojans, 1963, by Roger Lancelyn Green, illustrated by Janet and Anne Grahame JohnstoneThe goddesses Athena, Aphrodite and Hera with the Golden Apple of Discord - the rivalry that started the Trojan War. From Tales of the Greeks and Trojans, 1963, by Roger Lancelyn Green, illustrated by Janet and Anne Grahame Johnstone

LSEThe boy Achilles and his foster father, the centaur Chiron, hunting with now and spear in the forest. From Tales of the Greeks and Trojans, 1963, by Roger Lancelyn Green, illustrated by Janet and Anne Grahame Johnstone The teenage Achilles, in hiding disguised as a young maiden, gives himself away by snatching up a sword to defend the other girls. From Tales of the Greeks and Trojans, 1963, by Roger Lancelyn Green, illustrated by Janet and Anne Grahame Johnstone
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Voices from the Eyrie - A Gargoyles Podcast @gargoylespodcast.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There’s been a lot of clickbait and misleading coverage about the current state of Gargoyles. Follow Voices from the Eyrie. We’ll tell you what we know when we know it, distinguish rumor from fact, and never pretend speculation is news. We give a damn about Gargoyles. That matters to us.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Until the castle ascends to the clouds. www.avclub.com/gargoyles-li...
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Disney returns live-action Gargoyles to frozen perch atop Magic Kingdom
Disney returns live-action Gargoyles to frozen perch atop Magic Kingdom
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Look, I just think Kristin Bell is too young to play David Harbour's wife. His Santa Claus generally feels like he would do well tangling with a woman who at least looks his age. Michelle Pfieffer would be perfect.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I think No 5 was "compassionate", but any ideas what 4 was? www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqpR...
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Top 10 Reasons Why Lizzie is Perfect 🤩👌 | Lizzie McGuire Throwback | @disneychannel
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Anime News Network @animenewsnetwork.com · 28/08/2026
Rest in Peace, Peter Cullen. Hearing Optimus Prime hype up these anime made Toonami special!
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I told the girls about Dolly's passing. 4 yo: I miss Dolly. I wish Dolly was my mom. 2 yo: I. WANT. DOLLYWOOD!
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's too much.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jesus, it's a tough year for the cast of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York...
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I worked with Tim Curry when I was seven, we were in the Opening Number of the Oscars together. I had no business being there, to be honest. I couldn’t sing OR dance. But he was patient with me, and was as funny, fun, and kind as you’d hope him to be. I always hoped I’d be able to see him again.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Best Nickelodeon dad.
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Nigel Thornberry Dancing from The Wild Thornberrys
ALT: Nigel Thornberry Dancing from The Wild Thornberrys
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Empire State Building lights turned pink for Dolly Parton at 9:25pm 💖
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So, we're gonna see Dexter and Jimmy Neutron compete in the science fair?
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
make a band bigger The Rolling Boulders
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Camp Miasma rules, holy crap
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It is wild how every Xfiles revival ep NOT written by Chris Carter is really good, with my only major overriding issue is the lack of the high contrast noir lighting of the original run. Then every Carter episode comes along with the worst attempts to address modern conspiracy culture.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She's back, baby. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Python named Jodie Foster first snake to receive pioneering cancer treatment
Chester zoo resident, 23, ‘back to her usual feisty self’ after electrochemotherapy for tumour in her jaw
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A digital approximation of an illustrated Egyptian papyrus scroll. On the left is the god of the dead, Anubis, a human with the head of a black jackal. He is in a kneeling position in a classic stylized Egyptian pose. He is facing Ammit, a quadrupedal deity with the head of a Nile crocodile, the forelimbs and trunk of a lion (my source for this had spots and stripes so mine does too, don't email), and the hindquarters or a hippopotamus. They are high fiving in front of the scales Anubis uses to weigh the souls of the dead. The heart of the deceased (in a canoptic jar) is weighed against the feather of Ma'at to determine if the decedant can enter the afterlife. As the heart shown has outweighed the feather, it will be devoured by Ammit and its owner will pass into oblivion. The gods are surrounded by heiroglyphics I just traced from sources and should not be analyzed by scholars under any circumstances. Some slashy lettering around the top of the scales reads 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Anime News Network @animenewsnetwork.com · 19/08/2026
Choose your starter Pokémon doughnut!
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Krispy Kreme Announces Pokémon-Inspired Doughnuts
Which starter Pokémon doughnut will you choose?
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The next step is to blame the kids for divorce.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Not gonna lie, seeing this image tonight fucked me up a bit. I was a critic when this came out, and had to cover it, and really enjoyed both girls in it. Tragic neither saw 40. It's so weird having watched two little girls grow up into women on screen, only to be writing this after they are gone.
Michelle Trachtenberg and Hayden Panettiere in THE ICE PRINCESS, Hayden peeking over Michelle's shoulder as they look into a mirror.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I take it Disney didn't try to put down a trademark on Summerween then?
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Grunkle Stan Gravity Falls
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AuDHD couple vibes: My husband just explained to me that “it’s going to get very dark” and I explained to HIM that I know what an eclipse is
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My entire family went to the theater for this. We NEVER did that, but we did for this. To the day he died, my father referred to Halle Berry as "...from The Flintstones!"
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Joe was pretty Catholic so he probably had a backlog of ideas to include. Wouldn't be surprised if the kittens in the bag was from his own childhood.
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Kee The Tom and Jerry Guy @drummerfromfife.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's funny to think someone had to pitch "Heavenly Puss" to Bill and Joe: "Tom gets crushed by a piano and ascends to Heaven. Unfortunately he is denied entrance and has one hour to obtain Jerry's forgiveness otherwise he spends an eternity burning in hell. How's that, boss?"
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I wonder what Beth Grant's secret ability was in Speed... I mean she died early on and everyone else on the bus had something they could contribute.
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Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock in Speed Bus Scene
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Pop Arena @poparena.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thirty-five years later, I still think it was a crime that all the marketing spoiled that the Arnold Terminator was the good guy in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. God, imagine if that had been kept a secret, imagine the reactions in the theater.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Think of this what you will.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/07/2026
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.
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Autistic man with special interest in Harry Potter gets over it, leaving you with no excuse
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop,…
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Monica Byrne @monicabyrne13.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Normalize having stuffed animals as an adult
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"I did some research - at THE LIBRARY, not on my personal computer, because that would be insane." -- Hank Hill 🤘
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I can feel something in the air tonight, Oh Lord!
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That's SO Nixonmaxxing!
WSJ article: YOUNG CONSERVATIVES HAVE AN UNLIKELY NEW ICON: RICHARD NIXON. Coupled with a collage of Nixon photos.Lacey Chabert from MEAN GIRLS in her infamous moment saying "It's so fetch."
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Accented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Maybe because I'm used to Japanese adaptations of Journey to the West and Three Kingdoms with Japanese casts, I have a much higher tolerance for seeing an American cast in The Odyssey. Seeing Odysseus' crew being multi-racial is like hearing We Will Rock You in A Knight's Tale. It kinda works.
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm on season two of my Twin Peaks rewatch right now and every time I see Nadine from this angle I feel like I'm seeing middle aged Asuka.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The poor cyclops.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don't care what they say, Menelaus looking like Andrew Tate was not accidental.
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I knew Dublin had gotten rough, but I think Christopher Nolan didn't have to show it all full of monsters eating people just trying to get home!
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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle @shanechristie90.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think Count Karlstein by Philip Pullman could be a great film, but mostly in the way Miyazaki adapted Howl's Moving Castle in the sense that some parts are better emphasized than others and maybe some stuff moved around a little.
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