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Aaron Ford

@shalmelo.bsky.social
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Peter Maass @maassp.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Cannot repeat the Obama-era dodge of saying "we tortured some folks" and not holding accountable the torturers and especially the chain of command. You want to stop state-sanctioned crimes? Trials not words are the only way.
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 16/01/2026
I know some things are more important but I’m legitimately so fucking sick of the federal government posting like stormfront
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/11/2025
It’s almost time. nocontractnocoffee.org
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Aaron Ford @shalmelo.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
PCBR: I hate every car I see, from Model As to Nissan Zs You'll never make a car guy out of meeee also PCBR:
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Charles (Cy) Payseur @cypayseur.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
my name is cow and wen I kart and wen the Kong gets speedie start he cannot win I swear to hel I tayk my aim I throe the shel
a smiling cow from the Mario Kart World
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Yams is a well-behaved and active senior girl, and available for adoption for ZERO DOLLARS in Seattle. Please go get her before my heart shatters into a million pieces. (Link below)
A very sweet looking pit bull with big brown eyes and a pretty bow around her neck. She’s a splotched white brindle with a white face and speckled black nose. She’s perfect.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
people are getting disappeared, innocent men sent to foreign gulags, the civil service hollowed out, thousands left to die without foreign aid, and schumer is saber rattling about iran. these people make me fucking sick.
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
happy for Khalil of course but i must say, "lawful permanent resident not charged with any crimes, imprisoned by president's stormtroopers for having forbidden opinions about US-abetted genocide, briefly allowed to touch his child" is a hell of a thing to find oneself feeling joy and relief about
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Aaron Ford @shalmelo.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social Yes, the best RB names are four syllables, but they also work best when they scan with the OverRated chant. Walter Payton! clap-clap-clapclapclap. Barry Sanders! clap-clap-clapclapclap. Derrick Henry! Saquon Barkley! etc
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
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Aaron Ford @shalmelo.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Not sure if it's a wild coincidence or just a sign of the times, but this prompt dropped the same day that I first learned about the new leader in the clubhouse
screenshot of a skeet about Aaron Gleason, a film writer for The Federalist who has been arrested and charged with child molestation. Something also appears to be wrong with his hair
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I can't stop thinking about these people risking their lives to save this city and the people in it who voted just a few months ago to keep them working in these unimaginable conditions
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Once again
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.
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Rex Chapman @rexchapman.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
All I ask is that the Eagles do what they did tonight in every game: stop every 3rd down attempt and have Saquon Barkley put up numbers that look like he's playing in 1993
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Aaron Ford @shalmelo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
German word for when you notice a pair of actors playing a married couple in a commercial that also plays a married couple in an unrelated ad for a different brand
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Democrats lost while doing everything the left was begging them not to do, and now most of them have concluded that this means that it was a mistake to listen to the people they ignored and to run the campaign they didn't run, and must now pivot to doing more of exactly what they did when they lost.
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Aaron Ford @shalmelo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Finally got to a spot where I could give this masterpiece its due. Hang it in the Bluevre.
From Slate: "Correction, November 13, 2024: This piece originally misstated that a piece of Bluesky lore referred do 'a sensual hog named Alf'. The meme is actually a reference to the genitalia of the 1980s sitcom character Alf."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
hard to overstate the bravery of American Jews taking a stand on behalf of ceasefire in Gaza today, on the Tree of Life anniversary, opening themselves up to both antisemitic attacks blaming them for violence they don’t support, and anger from within their own communities for criticizing Israel
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Matt Weiner @mattweiner19.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
You don't have to endorse one side's crimes against humanity in order to condemn the other's. Crimes against humanity are wrong no matter who does them, or who started it.
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Aaron Ford @shalmelo.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
There are Two and a Half Men in me. The first man runs on a treadmill, barefoot, scared for his life. The second man is gleefully dumping a box of 20,000 Legos onto the treadmill. Both men and the box of 20,000 Legos are labeled "me"
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Osita Nwanevu @ositanwanevu.com · 19/08/2023
At least 25% of being an adult is trying not to get ripped off. It is constant. In the mail. On the phone. On your TV, On your computer. At stores. At work. Keeping that watch. Trusting almost nobody. And then we wonder why people get conspiratorial.
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Aaron Ford @shalmelo.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
We all left the bird app to get away from that dude. The frenzy to keep dunking on him over here is nearly as embarrassing as he is, honestly
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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
when your girlfriend gets mad because you're not the dad that's a Maury
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Aaron Ford @shalmelo.bsky.social · 09/08/2023
We will sit next to you while half-watching sporting events that we only sort of care about, speaking maybe twice every half hour (about food)
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
It's gotta be so demoralizing working for the New York Times. You spend days diligently re-reporting a week-old regionally published article you're pretending doesn't already exist only to open the op-ed section and see "Mongrel Sterilization Is in the Constitution" by Trevor M. Swastika.
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Aaron Ford @shalmelo.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
In conclusion, Oppenheimer is a land of contrasts
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Aaron Ford @shalmelo.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
It's going to be different this time, I just know it
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