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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 11m

She’ll never be investigated or indicted by this DOJ. She was inside the tent for too long and knows where too many of the bodies are buried. Then she’ll be on the pardon list as Pol Putz leaves office.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 20m

If there was EVER a time. I mean 🤬🤬🤬

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 30m

Me, having a dream if I have eaten something too close to bedtime.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 42m

It would be good enough for 13th place on the Premier League table.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 53m

Malpractice. The NFL equivalent of a surgeon removing the wrong organ in the operating room.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 55m

Sweet merciful Christ. The more I watch the replay the dumber this gets.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 1h

Humblebrag your trip to the gym! 😂 I’m eating leftover dry rubbed ribs cold right out of the fridge.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 1h

Alternate ice and heat, and, go see your GP if swelling persists.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 5h

A hilarious censor negotiation letter for 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' (1975) discussing cuts for the movie.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 1h

If past is prologue, some dark motherfuckers are fixing to pad their off shore bank accounts in the morning…

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 1h

He should find a new jock strap, because his ball security has always been a problem.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 2h

I’m losing sleep over my missing TPS reports.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 2h

I have 4 bosses. TWO I have to report directly to. It like I’m living OFFICE SPACE.

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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 2h

...the hell goin on over there

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Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock @warnock.senate.gov · 4h

Whenever I'm feeling demoralized, I think of my parishioner John Lewis. He had no reason to think that he would win when he was crossing the Edmund Pettus bridge. But he just kept walking. We MUST keep walking.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 17h

With his affection for the hard “K”, it’s not a stretch to assume he has an affinity for the hard “R” too.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Death Cab at the Grocery Store is the name of my ‘My Morning Jacket’ cover band.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You are a gracious and benevolent monarch. 😊

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Top Secret and Star Frontiers were my go-to TTRPGs!

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I like this Hey! Do you like cats? 🔪 No worries either way.

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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Any proof of a European city benefiting from its many international residents terrifies them and undermines their entire thesis.

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I was busy in the employ of Uncle Sam when this album and film were released. But I picked up the CD as soon as I could and WORE IT OUT, along with my VHS copy of the doc.

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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift @sgtopie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I heard Mike Peters say one time that The Alarm could have been U2 if U2 hadn’t come along at the same time. 😎 Eye Of The Hurricane is in my 80s top 10.

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