Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There's nothing I can do to avoid baseball in my feed. I've blocked players and teams and plays but it never stops showing up. Can you please just put the word baseball in your post? Either that or I'm out of here. I don't need updates on the worst game you can name. Not a sport. 100
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A new pizza place opened up near me and I heard nothing but good things about it. They have a TikTok so I checked out a few of their videos. I want you to watch this one and then tell me whether or not you would be willing to try it. I'll give my opinion later. 200
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of my friend's father is nicknamed Highball because that is his drink of choice (also mine) and he's a great guy (and also an excellent drummer). When we were in high school Highball and his wife were out for a night on the town so we were partying at his house but unfortunately Highball... 120
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Top Ramen cooks Top Ramen swings He's got the look Top Ramen, he's the king 020
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My father always had Michelob cans next to the dehumidifier in the basement under the wall phone. He also kept several bottles of Seagram's 7 in the front hall closet. I would steal them all the time and I wonder now if he just didn't notice or just didn't give a fuck. Anyway, miss you Dad. 130
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My coworker had to put his dog down on Friday and I only met her twice but I think I'm taking it worse than he is. 2101
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I bought a shitload of Halloween coloring books to hand out and I thought they came with crayons and they did but there were three boxes of crayons for 100 coloring books so I just ordered 100 more boxes of crayons because who hands out coloring books without crayons? Assholes. That's who. 130
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I haven't played Minecraft in a couple of months but they apparently added foliage at some point and I absolutely love it. 010
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I bought beaded bracelets to hand out to the little Swifties on Halloween and you wouldn't believe how Spooyk they are. 020
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you hand me a baby this is what I will sing to that baby and I will put that baby to sleep. Babies love me for some reason. Probably because babies love big fat clowns who sing songs about boogers.music.apple.comLet's Make the Water Turn Black by The Mothers of Invention on Apple MusicSong · 1968 · Duration 2:01 030
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026While careening toward the inevitable, you might as well listen to some Rot Yock.music.apple.comSailing (2019 Remaster) by Christopher Cross on Apple MusicSong · 1979 · Duration 4:16 000
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Aynsley Dunbar is good at drums.music.apple.comEat That Question by Frank Zappa on Apple MusicSong · 1972 · Duration 6:40 010
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think the important thing is that we had fun. *ejects himself in space pod* 030
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I haven't run the generator in two years and it started on the third pull, which means something else terrible is going to happen. Anybody need anything from the packy? 040
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026One of the best meals I ever had was in Chicago at the Beef & Brandy, which sadly no longer exists. The cashier at CVS told us to go there. That's the whole story. It was 2014 I think. I'm just standing in my kitchen thinking about stuff. 010
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That story cut off the entire end of the story and it's not in my drafts so I don't know what to tell you. I tried. 000
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I grew up just outside a small village on the Warwick/Cranston (RI) line. My best friend from elementary/junior/high school lived across the street and two houses down from my parent's house. His name was Brian. We did everything together. We were friends from kindergarten right through graduation. 191
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm on Long Island right now and I had a conversation with @ihavethatonvinyl.com about a story that I told about my best friend from elementary school and I swore that I posted it here but I searched my profile page and apparently I never did, because I can't find it. Im going to post it later. 220
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Eating meatballs and sausage on Long Island. Espresso and Sambuca to follow. I love it here. 080
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I bought 100 harmonicas to hand out to other people's kids on Halloween. Have fun parents! 1120
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Frank Zappa: One Size Fits All Apostrophe(') Over-Nite Sensation We're Only in it for the Money Freak Out! The Grand Wazoo Waka/Jawaka Sleep Dirt Hot Rats Chunga's Revenge Weasels Ripped My Flesh Absolutely Free I forgot how many I was supposed to name but that should do. 130
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I got a tooth pulled out of my face yesterday and the doctor told me to stay away from crispy sharp foods like nachos and I hardly ever eat nachos but just because she said that I have an intense craving for nachos. I love crispy sharp foods. I'm getting some tomorrow. What the hell does she know? 010
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I had to get a tooth extracted today and this is the song that was playing while they were ripping out one of my headbones.music.apple.comPlay Me by Neil Diamond on Apple MusicSong · 1972 · Duration 3:50 020
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My ex father-in law is of the Polish persuasion and he used to make the best food, but sometime in the last ten years or so he got old and tired and stopped cooking at all, so I stopped receiving foods like pierogi and kapusta and gwumpke and other things that had G's and K's in them... 110
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm giving out temporary tattoos, stickers, mini notebooks, pens, pencils, candy, Ramen. Glow sticks, glow bracelets, glow necklaces, coloring books, Play-Doh, sticker sheets and a bunch of other shit. Some specific to kids in the neighborhood. I don't want to toot my horn but that's pretty cool. B 260
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Being remembered isn't really important to me because who really cares? But if I am going to be remembered for anything I want little kids to remember me as the crazy Halloween guy and I want them to point my house out to their own kids when they are older and say, "When I was a kid..." 270
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just bought 100 pairs of Halloween themed sunglasses to hand out and somebody either needs to take my internet, my credit card or my alcohol away. 170
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Once There was this guy who Didn't go to work and He didn't go to school And when They finally made him He drove A beer truck around the city They couldn't quite explain That he was always just Laaaaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyy Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmm 060
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Don Koharski sucked. He's probably a decent guy. I just thought about him for a second. Have another doughnut you fat pig. 000
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026At the 2:20 mark of this song the guitarist does something that I think is genius and also hilarious. It's only a couple of seconds long but it gives me great pleasure. It's the little things.music.apple.comFeet to the Sun by Dada on Apple MusicSong · 1994 · Duration 3:13 010
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I watched two guys rank the first seven Steely Dan albums (an impossible task in my opinion) and I disagreed with both of them but I could see their point on some of their choices. However, one of them ranked The Royal Scam at number seven and that has to be the dumbest fucking take I've ever heard. 480
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Imagine if when they asked me in kindergarten what I wanted to do when I grew up and I just said, "I just want to leave shitty, sarcastic comments on my girlfriend's sister's social media accounts and do whatever job that pays me enough to do so." It's not what I had in mind but it's rewarding. 260
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I am a huge fan of leaving shit comments but this might be my all time favorite. 021
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He looks like an old man. Not sure if I have it in me right now. His motor is still running pretty good though. He's getting the gray face though. What a great fucking dog. 260
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I installed above ground pools during the summers in the 80s. The guy I worked for drove a huge Cadillac and he was a speed fluctuator. His name was Stanley. We'd be on route 95 going 100 mph heading to a job site and he would start talking (and looking) to me. And then we would be going 25 in a 55. 140
Roland @lettersfromthedead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Matt's the name and plywood pumpkins are my game. 031
