Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 18hSaw a SIMRDNN license plate today. On a new car. In 2026 Is the world healing? 100
Reposted by Diet CoquetteThe Card @thecard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This country is just three mega-mergers in a trench coat. 0195
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My favorite part of that this is funny for multiple reasons and only about three of you will understand the additional reason this is funny to ME 120
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@dereksheen.bsky.social, You, Andy Iwanico and Lucy Tollefson put on such a killer show tonight, I’m so glad I finally got to catch you in person! And I should get to catch you again next Friday in Sac again! Highly recommend if anybody else is looking to laugh their asses off next weekend. 120
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 04/09/2026@dereksheen.bsky.social what time is tomorrow’s show at the VFW? I’m going from out of town but can’t find info and the line from your website isn’t working and I don’t want to be late (and I’ll likely need to leave work early- so I’m trying to figure out how early) since I’m a couple hours drive 120
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I’m a fucking masterpiece, pin me up against the Goddamn wall 040
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Woke up this morning and vomited so violently and repeatedly I think I might be possessed. And if I am possessed, it could explain why people treat me so poorly. Something should. 210
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Seriously, I have the worlds worst taste in men If I have ever liked you, please work on yourself Eternally single 160
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 31/07/2026“Baby, what that mouth do?” Hurt your feelings, for SURE, but probably not much else. Move along. 030
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Pull yourself up by your strap-on, or however it goes 240
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Going on a guilt trip, can I get anybody anything? 010
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Don’t you dare be any less, or accept any less, from the universe, than You fucking deserve. I’ll say it again because I need you to hear it. Don’t you dare be any less, or accept any less, from the universe, than You fucking deserve.✨✨✨✨ 051
Reposted by Diet Coquettelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/07/2026friendly reminder 👋 if you stand up to go to concessions during an at bat ☝️ you're going to hell 🫵 and your soul is irredeemable 🙏 4688264
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I’m like garlic. Strong and excellent and wrestling so many fucking layers to get to me I’ll leave my scent on you forever you just try to forget, you just TRY, You fucking can’t, and you’ll crave me forever, I make everything better. 040
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Starting the morning off right with some weighted Bulgarian split squats because even with AC it’s too hot to sleep. I slept on 3 ice packs after an ice bath. I hate summer here. 150
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 13/07/2026My ears just popped and everything is so much louder I fear I may have been yelling at everyone all weekend 051
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Unless Matty Healy decides to end his engagement for a plus size baddie in her 40’s or Shoresy stops being fictional, I’m going to need all men to leave me the FUCK alone. Had to watch a friend of mine trip over his own dick over my friend 20 years his junior last week and 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 at all of you 110
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Why can’t I find a man to give me head and not a headache. 030
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Being liked by a bunch of women isn’t really a flex Being really liked or loved by one woman who basically hates all men? You’ve really done something there - best tiktok I’ve seen all day 020
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Don’t you want to stop the weighted squats and do the treadmill with me? . . . NO My thighs are noise cancelling headphones and I don’t plan on them being anything but maxes. 040
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 29/06/2026What mental illness is it when you’re attracted to men? 020
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I am a sunken treasure at the bottom of the sea Dream of me Fantasize And never, ever find me. 050
Reposted by Diet Coquettesuperherofbmx @superherofbmx.bsky.social · 27/06/2026"Naked and Afraid" is how I'd largely describe my sex life. 093
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Unwittingly responded to my BOSSES BOSS as “gurrrl” the other day, if you were wondering how I’m doing 131
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Hear me out Take me out Eat me out And then go The fuck Home 020
Reposted by Diet CoquetteDiet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Eternally getting off to the sound of you 🎶shutting the fuck Up🎵 041
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Eternally getting off to the sound of you 🎶shutting the fuck Up🎵 041
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night 020
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 23/06/2026My child is going to be the death of me. I wish that were hyperbole. 020
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 22/06/2026It’s a “Gonna need to get railed by a man I have zero emotional connection to and will never have to see again but can somehow vet to ensure he’s not a right wing douche nozzle” summer. 040
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Oh my God, your curls look so good today, what’s different? Well, I Sleep on My wet hair same as always and let it dry that way, so maybe I moved less in my sleep? 030
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I watched a tiktok of a sweet girl saying she doesn’t chase men, she just does all the stuff she enjoys and posts about it so the right man will find her. I’m kind of like that, except I do all the stuff I enjoy, don’t post about it, and hope everyone leaves me alone. 060
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 18/06/2026“Single is a bit of a strong word. I’m not single, I’m just free from evil.” 041
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“It’s getting cold in here, so put on all your clothes. That’s what a negative Nelly says” I love Myq Kaplan 140
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Too long in a very hot sauna fried my beats earbuds. Any recommendations that can withstand the heat (that are not hundreds of dollars?) 030
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 14/06/2026RIP Oliver Tree. What a unique voice of our generation 010
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Did you guys know the Knicks had a game tonight? 140
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I’m going to need the 1975 to go on tour again in 2027, and I’m going to need GHEMB to be released, and for it to be a double album. 110
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 06/06/2026First ballpark rip off the season at the roadsters. Had every player rip a pack, and JT Snow. Only 2 left- Osiris Johnson and Tobol, who are ripping after the game. 060
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Just here to do the lords work (talk about baseball) 080
Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Great Modesto Roadsters game tonight. Gifted tickets, free pennants, got them signed, won a raffle for team autographed bat, got a free ball, player gifted a game used ball, old Nuts fans gave us players cards to get signed and JT Snow signed kiddos ball and card after the game (he a thrown out 1/2 120