iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

@dereksheen.bsky.social, You, Andy Iwanico and Lucy Tollefson put on such a killer show tonight, I’m so glad I finally got to catch you in person! And I should get to catch you again next Friday in Sac again! Highly recommend if anybody else is looking to laugh their asses off next weekend.

120 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Sorry, but I’m so thrilled to finally be able to see you live!!

020 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

@dereksheen.bsky.social what time is tomorrow’s show at the VFW? I’m going from out of town but can’t find info and the line from your website isn’t working and I don’t want to be late (and I’ll likely need to leave work early- so I’m trying to figure out how early) since I’m a couple hours drive

120 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m a fucking masterpiece, pin me up against the Goddamn wall

040 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Sir, if you’ve never burst a blood vessel in your eye

010 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Woke up this morning and vomited so violently and repeatedly I think I might be possessed. And if I am possessed, it could explain why people treat me so poorly. Something should.

210 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Sometimes gotta keep this bad taste in my mouth

010 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The barbs aren’t that big, it would never create enough blood to paint a picture

000 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

It’s short but it’s really, really thick. Think tuna can, but with barbed edges, for MY pleasure.

000 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

You give me too much credit. My dick gets in the way

000 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Putting the fun in fungal since 1982

051 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

As someone allergic to tomatoes, even I can appreciate how gorgeous these are

010 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Seriously, I have the worlds worst taste in men If I have ever liked you, please work on yourself Eternally single

160 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

That’s because you’re an ethereal being who exists on another level. You’re here forever, whether you choose to or not. Love you forever, Tom

010 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Despite all my best efforts, y’all continue to exist

210 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

“Baby, what that mouth do?” Hurt your feelings, for SURE, but probably not much else. Move along.

030 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Pull yourself up by your strap-on, or however it goes

240 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Going on a guilt trip, can I get anybody anything?

010 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Don’t you dare be any less, or accept any less, from the universe, than You fucking deserve. I’ll say it again because I need you to hear it. Don’t you dare be any less, or accept any less, from the universe, than You fucking deserve.✨✨✨✨

051 0

Reposted by Diet Coquette

lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/07/2026

friendly reminder 👋 if you stand up to go to concessions during an at bat ☝️ you're going to hell 🫵 and your soul is irredeemable 🙏

a beautiful night at camden yards. let's go O's

4688264 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I’m like garlic. Strong and excellent and wrestling so many fucking layers to get to me I’ll leave my scent on you forever you just try to forget, you just TRY, You fucking can’t, and you’ll crave me forever, I make everything better.

040 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Very lumpy. But I’m not a princess. And I’ll take lumpy over too hot to sleep. Last night I took an ice bath again and then had 4 more ice packs on top of me also. Even A/C can’t get my house to the 60’s when it’s 108 outside and I have vaulted ceilings.

010 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Same to you. I’ve been sleeping on ice packs. Luckily since we get so much frozen stuff sent to us at work we literally can’t get rid of them fast enough so I’ll have an endless supply. I’ve probably got 30 in my freezer. I just put them under my sheets

110 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Starting the morning off right with some weighted Bulgarian split squats because even with AC it’s too hot to sleep. I slept on 3 ice packs after an ice bath. I hate summer here.

150 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

My ears just popped and everything is so much louder I fear I may have been yelling at everyone all weekend

051 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Like, this was just a friend of mine and I had to rethink all my life choices. Normally we just meet up at games and exchange baseball cards and it is to the point I changed sections and I’m considering watching less baseball. And how dare ANY MAN take baseball from me. But that’s where we are.

100 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Unless Matty Healy decides to end his engagement for a plus size baddie in her 40’s or Shoresy stops being fictional, I’m going to need all men to leave me the FUCK alone. Had to watch a friend of mine trip over his own dick over my friend 20 years his junior last week and 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 at all of you

110 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Why can’t I find a man to give me head and not a headache.

030 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Being liked by a bunch of women isn’t really a flex Being really liked or loved by one woman who basically hates all men? You’ve really done something there - best tiktok I’ve seen all day

020 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If he’s in it, I’m sure it’s for me. His projects are varied but seem to all be compatible with my tastes. Yay! Thank you for finding me a new one

000 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I need more Jimmi Simpson in my life

220 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Don’t you want to stop the weighted squats and do the treadmill with me? . . . NO My thighs are noise cancelling headphones and I don’t plan on them being anything but maxes.

040 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

What mental illness is it when you’re attracted to men?

020 0

Diet Coquette @seventwelve21.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I am a sunken treasure at the bottom of the sea Dream of me Fantasize And never, ever find me.

050 0