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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

@sethdoesthings.com
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Lyricist, librettist, dramaturg...mensch? I haven't updated my website (sethdoesthings.com) since the Obama administration. Aspiring alter kocker and freelance know-it-all.

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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 9h
I read the books years ago and recall enjoying them.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10h
Grill-ian Murphy when he makes burgers.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 11h
My man looks like he paid his way through college by being an Ed Robertson impersonator
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 11h
commit copyright infringement while being good-looking, get rewarded with a Disney gig and a residency at Lincoln Center. such is the way of the world.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 28/09/2026
with or without a shirt?
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 27/09/2026
of course Richard Ridge is there
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 27/09/2026
For the first time since I started going in 1998, I'm not at the BC/EFA Flea today. I remember 2009.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 27/09/2026
Mallon. I admire her chutzpah.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 27/09/2026
we got us a regular Tabs Georg here
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 26/09/2026
Very famous cover. "If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheesef...
en.wikipedia.org
Cheeseface - Wikipedia
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 23/09/2026
now enjoy "Farewell, Mr. Bunting". www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie6L...
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Farewell Mr. Bunting - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the first caveman keyboard had four keys (O, O, G, A) until the introduction of the fifth key (B). it took another 10,000 years before we realized the second O was not necessary
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 21/09/2026
One week from tonight...a bunch of cool people doing A DOOR. Huzzah! (everybody is Asian except for me and @jameskballard.bsky.social.)
naaproject.org
NAAP Discover 2026
NAAP Discover 2026
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 21/09/2026
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Chaim Topol as Tevye Sings "Tradition!"
Alt: Chaim Topol as Tevye Sings "Tradition!"
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 21/09/2026
J, Q, V, X, Y, Z
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 21/09/2026
I see the family resemblance. Mostly above the eyebrows.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 21/09/2026
Appropriate for Kol Nidre, I suppose. (still having a bacon cheeseburger for lunch tomorrow)
A fortune cookie fortune reads "A night of gratitude and reflection awaits you tonight."
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 20/09/2026
The new short at the end is very pretty nonsense. Till all are one, motherfuckers.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 20/09/2026
Well, maybe in ten years' time, when the 50th anniversary rolls around, I'll get to go to a screening of TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE where the top and bottom of the screen aren't cut off the whole way through.
static.klipy.com
Starscream's Despair in Transformers G1
Alt: Starscream's Despair in Transformers G1
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 19/09/2026
"When he was a child, I dropped Jay on his head. For a WHOLE DAY!"
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Todd, but like a ghost? @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lots of folks talking very deservedly about Phantom of the Paradise and Used Cars, but Gerrit Graham gave a masterclass in comedy drunk acting on The Critic. Just an all-timer. youtu.be/Nxb1kEL4vPY?...
youtu.be
Best of Franklin Sherman from The Critic (Jay's Dad)
YouTube video by dsargent724
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 19/09/2026
I thought it was earlier until a couple of years ago when I went to Frinkiac for the clip and they didn't have it. (they do now, but the search sucks these days.)
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 18/09/2026
(Bernie is actually a very accomplished guitarist, but it's still amusing.)
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 18/09/2026
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Homer Simpson Shrugs in The Simpsons
Alt: Homer Simpson Shrugs in The Simpsons
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 18/09/2026
"Why can't I have no kids and three money?" is from S18.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 18/09/2026
You've heard of stunt casting, but stunt band subbing is a new one.
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Yankees Legend Bernie Williams Joining the Band of Buena Vista Social Club On Broadway
It's a double hitter as Mets alum José “Candelita” Iglesias extends his own run in the musical.
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Noël Coward’s Way Out @averynicedog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is just to say I have eaten the Pale Man’s grapes that were on the table and which he was probably saving for Generalissimo Francisco Franco who is still dead
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 17/09/2026
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Freshly Baked Pumpkin Pie
Alt: Freshly Baked Pumpkin Pie
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 17/09/2026
yeah, yeah, stereotypical cheap Jew, that's me
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 17/09/2026
Doctor, that's a cryptid.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 17/09/2026
sigh.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 17/09/2026
I went to the Barrymore to buy for HERE THERE ARE BLUEBERRIES only to find that the box office doesn't open until 10/19, which is only two weeks before first preview.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 17/09/2026
Is Telecharge forcing box offices to open later so that we have to order online and pay service charges?
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 17/09/2026
ACCEPTABLE
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 17/09/2026
DK Bananza is reaaaaaaaal good.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 17/09/2026
and most importantly, they'll be able to send Barenaked Ladies to Eurovision.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 16/09/2026
no, that's midichlorians. mitochondria are the POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 16/09/2026
Fruba.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 16/09/2026
that's meant to be "non-[stupid and bad]", right? because otherwise it reads "[non-stupid] and [bad]", which is how we get terrifying.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 16/09/2026
I have to admit, I hate everyone on both sides of this conflict. Macklemore sucks, Ed Sheeran sucks, Robert Kraft REALLY sucks.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026
IT'S THE MUPPET SHOW THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE DOING A SHOW IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026
This photo taken in a store IN Sleepy Hollow
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026
HALLOW
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026
At a place like that, those mountains are very expected. 🤤
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026
I am hungry now tho
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026
www.nydailynews.com/2026/09/09/t...
nydailynews.com
The new menu at the reopening Carnegie Deli features some surprises. Here’s a sneak peak.
The hotly anticipated reopening of the Carnegie Deli now finally has an official date and time — Sept. 15 at 11 a.m. In addition, the reborn restaurant has released its menu, featuring a slew of class...
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026
GODDAMMIT IT'S NOT AN UNEXPECTED MOUNTAIN
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026
I should probably finally go. DWR is a very good writer.
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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026
Hey, if someone gives me free tickets to &Juliet I'll go.
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