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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more)

@sethdoesthings.com

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Lyricist, librettist, dramaturg...mensch? I haven't updated my website (sethdoesthings.com) since the Obama administration. Aspiring alter kocker and freelance know-it-all.

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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 21/09/2026

Appropriate for Kol Nidre, I suppose. (still having a bacon cheeseburger for lunch tomorrow)

A fortune cookie fortune reads "A night of gratitude and reflection awaits you tonight."

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026

HALLOW

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/09/2026

GODDAMMIT IT'S NOT AN UNEXPECTED MOUNTAIN

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 02/09/2026

I'm not familiar with that show. Who wrote it?

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 02/09/2026

KAFFE

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 22/08/2026

I don't think he's gonna show up, guys.

Angélica Liddell's Seppuku will be staged March 18-20, 2027, making its North American premiere. Spanish artist Liddell will join Japanese writer Yukio Mishima for the piece rooted in Japanese ritual, offering a ceremony pushed to the far limit of what a body and an audience can hold.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 20/08/2026

It's also where all of my stuff is.

A fortune cookie fortune reading "Home is where your heart is."

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 15/08/2026

IT'S A SATURDAY IN AUGUST!

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/08/2026

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 08/08/2026

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 07/08/2026

DRAMATURGY, MOTHERFUCKERS

Threads post from rohita.kadambi:

So, like not to be that person but the sitcoms "Joey" and "30 Rock" never overlapped on NBC. "Joey" ended in May of 2006 and the "30 Rock" pilot was October 11, 2006.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 05/08/2026

Statler

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 03/08/2026

If we're gonna gild existing statues, surely one of them can be the Ralph Kramden statue at Port Authority. He's a true American hero.

A statue of Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden from The Honeymooners. He stands, dignified as ever, lunchbox in his right hand as his left hand holds his jacket. A true American hero.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 02/08/2026

Heavy Side

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 30/07/2026

The authors of THE LOST BOYS:

Garth Marenghi: "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 28/07/2026

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 28/07/2026

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 23/07/2026

Randry

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 20/07/2026

Brooke Shield

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 19/07/2026

Driffers Difters (in between those two they got it right once)

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 16/07/2026

and it didn't even get the quote right!

A frame from The Simpsons: Bart reading the words "In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrasts."

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 03/07/2026

"I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda" is a Simpsons quote, btw.

Bart Simpson informing Lisa that he is familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 25/06/2026

has anybody ever seen David Corenswet and Wentworth Miller in the same place at the same time? be honest.

David Corenswet, handsome actor, looking oddly like Wentowrth Miller

Handsome actor Wentworth Miller, looking like himself

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 23/06/2026

MAINTEIN DEPOSE (someone corrected this before me)

TO HELP MAINTEIN PROPER RESTROOM
OPERATION, PLEASE DO NOT DEPOSE
OF PAPER TOWELS, TOILET PAPER,
TISSUES, OR ANY OTHER ITEMS IN THE
URINALS.

Next to "DEPOSE" is handwritten "well don't vote them out either"

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 21/06/2026

Scott Ignoble

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 15/06/2026

Edna

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 15/06/2026

My name is Samuel Cooper There's monsters that I fear I come from Albuquerque I was an engineer I've traveled to the Boroughs I used to have a wife A creature ate my neighbor Now I'm scared for my life Yes I'm scared for my life!

Alfred Molina as Sam Cooper in The Boroughs

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 08/06/2026

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 06/06/2026

I always knew I was above average!

DESTRUCTOID

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The average American gamer is a 37-year-old white man, new study says

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 05/06/2026

fatured

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 04/06/2026

Someone give this fortune to Garfield and let's see what happens.

A fortune cookie fortune reading "brace Mondays as a fresh start to chase your aspirations."

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 04/06/2026

where did Enjolras find such a great hairdresser?

Enjolras makes some sort of speech in front of two other Barricade Boys. His hair is incredible. Alex Timbers eat your heart out.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 02/06/2026

Thinged a thing on Saturday. It went pretty well!

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 01/06/2026

Post a poster you used to have in your room, apartment, or house.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 16/05/2026

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 16/05/2026

collabortaion

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 12/05/2026

EDGRACZYK

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 10/05/2026

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 05/05/2026

sounds like it's this guy's time to hit the Major League.

obscure Legion of Super-Heroes character Arm-Fall-Off-Boy (an orange-skinned man wearing a purple tank top and a purple helmet with a red gem on the forehead) tears off his own left arm while saying "My power will astound you! Observe as I detach my limb--"

000

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 04/05/2026

Smigadoon

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 30/04/2026

Prepositions are not a thing and--say it with me, folks--PLAYBILL IS ON IT!

John Legend-Lynn Nottage Musical Imitation Life Sets Dates Off-Broadway

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 28/04/2026

Khun

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 23/04/2026

Flooyd

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 16/04/2026

a black duffle bag overflowing with cash. embroidered white lettering reads "SPACEBALLS: THE MONEY"

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 14/04/2026

Cuthert

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Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 14/04/2026

in the words of Clay Davis...sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

the cast list for the forthcoming film of OCTET: Amanda Seyfried as Jessica, Rachel Zegler as Velma, Sheryl Lee Ralph as Paula, Phillipa Soo as Karly, Gaten Matarazzo as Toby, Jonathan Groff as Henry, Tramell Tillman as Marvin, and Paul-Jordan Jansen as Ed.

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 13/04/2026

jellice

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 11/04/2026

jellible

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 29/03/2026

of the Philadelphia Herpescures, I presume

a spam Facebook comment from someone named Eva Kingi, reading "For HIV aids cure Dr George Herpescure"

Seth Christenfeld, present and upright (don't expect more) @sethdoesthings.com · 13/03/2026

an alumni