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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 10h

I guess we know who ordered the Code Red.

Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The sentence "John Mulaney is playing Trip Hawkins in a John Madden biopic directed by David O. Russell" just made my brain do a hard reboot.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

6 episodes in and the only thing I’m really not enjoying in Lanterns are all of the awkward Harry Potter references that HBO has clearly demanded that they shoehorn in to literally every episode.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Others have said both of these things many times, but: 1) Imagine the reactions if literally any woman treated her on-set coworkers the way these method actor d-bags do 2) Funny how you never hear about method actors really going all in to portray a nice person

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Transformers only they look like every piece of consumer electronics from 1998” is such a calculated play for multiple vectors of nostalgia but FUCK apparently it works on me big time

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every day most headlines make me sad, but not for the usual reasons - it makes me sad to think about how terrible billionaires will probably taste when we finally eat them all.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Lots of folks talking very deservedly about Phantom of the Paradise and Used Cars, but Gerrit Graham gave a masterclass in comedy drunk acting on The Critic. Just an all-timer. youtu.be/Nxb1kEL4vPY?...

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Best of Franklin Sherman from The Critic (Jay's Dad)

YouTube video by dsargent724

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Universe: thank you so much for today’s gift of a new Angine de Poitrine song. But also fuck you very much for making me look at Jimmy Fallon’s dumb fucking face before I can hear it. youtu.be/38rvtcwhuw4?...

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Angine de Poitrine: Zugzegk | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

YouTube video by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Update on this: BLOOD. DUNGEON.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Watching @jeffgerstmann.com play Blast Corps and realized how great the soundtrack is. Went to see if I could find it available to stream or download and, thanks Fandom. Super helpful.

The Fandom wiki page for the Blast Corps soundtrack, which says “Blast Corps has music, which are the music that fit in the game's background. The soundtrack includes many of all of the songs.”

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Here is the closest thing to a Hot Take you will ever get out of me: I think the contestants on Game Changer this season are trying a bit too hard to be funny.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Okay. Am I dense? It says the watch will play a loud chime that can't be muted when someone presses the button, but the button press is to see the recap, right? The recap of the recording that the watch... already made? Before the loud chime? I'm not dense, right?

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It is entirely too early for this headline.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Cool to look at the Apple Watch on my wrist (which does not support this feature) and know it's the last one of these I will ever buy

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Oh my god sweater weather is back!!!!!!

Next week’s weather forecast for Long Beach. Highs will be around 79. At the top it shows that today’s high is One Hundred

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well, I certainly didn't have The Proclaimers down in the "Who will reveal themselves to be transphobic assholes" pool today but there we have it. Fucking sad.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The grocery store is a ten minute walk from our house so when we moved here I got a little push cart to put groceries in.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I have two, both great: 1) @aimeemann.bsky.social and @tedleo.bsky.social doing Thin Lizzy’s Honesty Is No Excuse 2) @pftompkins.bsky.social and Rachel Bloom doing Unworthy Of Your Love from the musical Assassins

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You know how if you've been wronged, they tell you to write a nasty email and then never send it, just to get it vented? What I can also recommend is ACTUALLY SENDING the email.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Great British Sewing Bee hot take: they got rid of the best sewer this week who was my favorite and I am unhappy

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Elon Musk: Haha I’ve done it. Surely I am now THE most embarrassing man in the world! Graham Linehan: Hello. Elon Musk: Shit!

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thread. Andor is real real good, did you know that

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Love to walk to the store at 7:45 in the morning and have to wring out my entire body in the sink when I get home

80 degrees in Long Beach at 8am, will be brushing up against 90 before noon, it’s fun

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you find the phrase “Taskmaster, but if Alex Horne was an undiagnosed sociopath” intriguing then sister do I ever have the show for you

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

100% agree that ICE should not exist, but Milo Yiannopoulos should absolutely be their honored guest until the day they are dismantled

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I feel like if you were a girl in the 80’s you wished Dolly was your mom, if you were a boy you wished Peter was your dad, and whoever you were you wished Tim was your cheeky uncle.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

What a fucking terrible week.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

SECONDED. I do not care for this trend and need it to be over right now, please.

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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.

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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026

🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It's Megabonk, so as long as I get to wear a suit and a hat and stand perfectly still, I should be okay.

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Todd Johnson @toddjohnson.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Cool, cooool, coolcoolcool. Hey listen, what if instead, we shut this garbage company and every other one like it down, throw every single executive in prison, and convert all of their data centers into ultra-low-cost housing www.macrumors.com/2026/08/18/o...