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RamenNoodle1985

@seriousnoodle.bsky.social
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Lover of cats, music, and stories. I aim to misbehave. No racists, homophobes or transphobes allowed. Arachnophobes welcome.

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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the "wheres breakfast" club
Three cats, Stormy, Fishtopher, and Mr Lover, begging for food. Stormy, a black cat, sniffs the empty bowl holder. Fishtopher, a brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits and looks up at the camera with a slightly forlorn expression. Mr Lover, an orange and white tabby cat, stares outwardly with amber eyes.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/09/2026
"Please right your right hand. I pledge to the greatest president in history that loves us so much he can't even breathe" -- in extremely culty scene, Trump has his supporters pledge to him that they will vote, then tells them they will "go to hell" if they don't Here's the full sequence:
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RamenNoodle1985 @seriousnoodle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My precious! I needs it! Also, that's a really fast tribble, not a tater tot 😂
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 29/07/2026
This is Ozzy. His human made a lovely gallery wall just for him. Appreciates the gesture, but is a little preoccupied with trying to jailbreak this tennis ball. 13/10 (IG: ozzythelabmix)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/07/2026
This is Beily. He was miraculously found alive under rubble 29 days after the Venezuela earthquakes. He has since been reunited with his 11-year-old human Victoria and is expected to make a full recovery. 14/10 for all (TT: fuerzavzla1)
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 12/07/2026
Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
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Com-👻Boo!👻-ter Crimes 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Apollo, Gift of Prophesy dodgeball meme

Jorts the Cat for Some Reason is the target
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ahahahah bsky.app/profile/sumo...
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/07/2026
But we can't afford food for our neighbors.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 24/07/2026
Can now publicly say we did not sign LeBron James due to not having a basketball team.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 25/07/2026
This is highly skilled work because you need to know the vines and terroir. I interviewed vintners a few years ago and they all talked about welcoming the same workers back year after year.
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RamenNoodle1985 @seriousnoodle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@jortsthecat.bsky.social Iwas watching A Hill To Die Onon YouTube Wednesday, V from @underthedesknews.bsky.social and Amanda from Amanda's Mild Takes, and they were talking about Governor Haircut. I typed in the chat the Governor Haircut is creepy, and it ended up on screen and they both lost it 😂
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sure RFK gave us all diarrhea but what do we expect from a guy who eats roadkill. Grow up
an orange cat is making a weird face with his lips pursed and his tongue out very far. he is in a blankie nest
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wait, Trump jacked tariffs up by 50% today on Canadian goods because of the wildfires? I thought he was joking this morning — he really is that stupid. Let’s just keep pushing one of our closest allies straight toward China. So dumb.
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Today Pete Hegseth asked the Senate for an additional $87,600,000,000 for the Pentagon, claiming the Iran war means the military needs this money, despite their trillion dollar budget. Remember, the Pentagon has never passed an audit.
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RamenNoodle1985 @seriousnoodle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Good thing apple products suck
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the enormous pupils of chancleta see a million galaxies collapse and implode at once, all while he hears the weeping despair of a dead and forgotten idiot god who birthed them
an orange and white cat looks high as hell. his pupils are enormous. he is reaching out toward the camera. he gonna scratch you probably
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Trump just approved a deal allowing Saudi Arabia to have a nuclear program that lets them enrich uranium. You have to be fucking kidding me — that’s insane. We talk a lot about the obvious domestic corruption, but this guy is selling us out to every foreign government that can cut him a check.
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don’t know how you argue that Saudi Arabia can have a nuclear program, but Iran can’t. The majority of the 9/11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. This is insane to me.
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ItsFlanoy @itsflanoy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lonst & Fownd: sum wun haff misplasedt an neerly 5” wisker. Is it yours?
metal ruler with a long white cat whisker laid on top of it (the better part of 5 inches long)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 21/07/2026
This is Alfie. He is a professional opera singer with some of the best vibrato in the industry. Some have even called him the next Paw-varotti. 13/10 (TT: thelifeofalfiee)
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RamenNoodle1985 @seriousnoodle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Support Shelly's Law. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/sh...
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Support Shelly's Law
Support Shelly's Law Illinois law currently contains gaps that can allow a person convicted of felony animal torture to avoid serving meaningful time in prison, even after a judge imposes a prison se...
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Preventing some Iranian villagers from getting drinking water does nothing to prevent the IRGC from firing missiles and drones. Water is a red line. I know those of you who hate the US military and US foreign policy won’t care about the difference, but it’s significant, with very bad implications.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Watchdog Progressive @watchdogprg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We could be doing this with proper leadership... 👇
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Pix @pixiesherry.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this is some Mel Brooks Universe we are living in r n Reagan's Star Wars is now Trump's Golden Dome
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Rick Moranis Says What?
Alt: Rick Moranis Says What?
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 18/07/2026
Quick advice to any Democrat running for anything or already in office: Every interview, in fact almost every sentence should end with “Trump crime family” or “corrupt.”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
just more construction competence from this administration
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 18/07/2026
Taylor Farms said that it was recalling iceberg lettuce that had been shipped to retailers in 27 states because it was potentially contaminated with cyclospora, a parasite that can cause severe illness, including vomiting, cramping and explosive diarrhea.
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Taylor Farms Expands Iceberg Lettuce Recall to 27 States
The implicated products were marketed under several brands, and had been shipped as recently as Thursday.
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Blue_Riverrrr @blueriverrrr.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
DHS is lying about the bodycams bsky.app/profile/blue...
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
His name was Johan Sebastián Durán Guerrero. He was a young father who deserved life and dignity. He was our neighbor. His daughter deserved to grow up with a father. I ask you to please contribute to help Johan’s family as they navigate this unspeakable tragedy. Donate here: gofund.me/2d196d306
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We're in a strong position to win this nomination, but time is short, and every hour counts. Help us organize and win by joining the Troy Jackson phonebank team! Phonebanks are held nightly at 5:00 PM EST. Sign up here: us06web.zoom.us/j/82997122556
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Johan’s wife and three-year-old daughter deserve justice. These inhumane facilities must be closed, and ICE must be abolished.
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RamenNoodle1985 @seriousnoodle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He was 26. His 3yo daughter was in Bluey pajamas and watched him be murdered. You deserve so much better Maine 💔
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RamenNoodle1985 @seriousnoodle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Don't let the democratic party fuck this up Maine! You got this!
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Troy Jackson @troyjackson207.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There is a powerful movement of working class people in the state of Maine, and millions more across America who are ready to send a progressive fighter to the Senate. I’m in. We’re going to defeat Susan Collins. Maine deserves a Senator that will fight for working families.
Troy Jackson announces his candidacy for the U.S. Senate:

“There is a powerful movement of working class people in the state of Maine, and millions more across America who are ready to send a progressive fighter to the Senate.

I’m in. We’re going to defeat Susan Collins. Maine deserves a Senator that will fight for working families.”
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/07/2026
This is Mira. She's a Podenco Xarnego Valenciano. We're not even making that up. Very pretty and very rare. 14/10 would be an honor to pet (FB: Matilda Lindström)
a beautiful red and white dog is lying in some grass with her tall triangular ears up. she’s smiling with her mouth slightly open, and she has golden eyes on her mostly white face. her fur around her ears and neck suggests she has a little bit of fluff to her, but most of her body is out of frame.Mira is still laying in the grass with some bright pink flowers blooming in the background. she’s looking off to the left side of the frame and squinting slightly into the sunlight as she sticks out a teensy blep of tongue. her legs are very spindly, and her back leg shows a stripe of white fur down the front while the rest is coppery red that extends to her pantaloon fluff.a goofy grin from Mira, with her eyes squinting closed and a wide smile on her face. her collar is mostly obscured by fluff that swirls in white and red. her front right paw that’s visible is like a white ankle sock of fur at the end of her skinny red leg.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/07/2026
This is Oreo. He will eventually eat the blueberry. But first he must establish dominance over it. 12/10 (TT: oreominibernedoodle)
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 08/07/2026
This is Lucie. She likes to moo, so you can imagine why this herd of cows mistook her as one of their own. And vice versa. 13/10 for all (TT: luciewoos)
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
i saw "independence day" in the theater in 1996, and friends, i will never forget the way the entire audience literally and ecstatically CHEERED when the dog escaped from the explosion. that dog could have won an election for president with like 95% of the vote in july, 1996.
a dog is escaping from an explosion in a tunnel in "independence day." he is a good boy
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 05/07/2026
Okay and well now I'm upset that the two frightened grey lint balls that my catsitter is fostering are now two lovely little grey girls and NO ONE HAS APPLIED TO ADOPT THEM COME ON EDMONTON 😭
Text message: NO applications. How? 
Image is two very cute grey kittens on a lap.
My reply: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE look at their little faces
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Aftermath of the Russian attack on civilians overnight in Ukraine.
This image shows a residential building in Kyiv that suffered partial destruction and fire due to a Russian missile and drone attack on July 5, 2026.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 06/07/2026
Reminded that Trump was the one who originally wanted to ban TikTok after kids on TikTok reserved a bunch of fake seats for a rally, leaving an empty stadium. And then the Democrats handed him the ban (because they were upset that kids were saying mean things about Israel) for Trump to "save."
Trump posting on truth social about how he's "Number 1 on Tiktok" saying: "From Shou Chew, CEO of TikTok: “Attached are the latest numbers of the President on TikTok. All time views of #Trump TikToks are now at 425 billion. Also, 1 billion new views across UFC 250, Trump's Iran Peace Deal and “Happy Birthday, Mr. President" TikToks in just 48 hours!
Wishing the President a belated happy birthday!”"

And then showing an infographic saying that Trump has 425 billion views on TikTok.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 06/07/2026
More money in your pocket, more food in the fridge, more gas in the tank — it’s as simple as that. You deserve a state government whose first focus is taking care of hardworking families like yours.
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Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker has signed more than 60 bills since Friday, including new laws on rental fees, rate hikes
Gov. JB Pritzker signed more than 60 bills since Friday, including new laws to increase transparency around rental fees and give some drivers an alternative to having their license suspended.
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Announced during a historic heat wave. These guys are buffoons.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 06/07/2026
Trump is preparing to fire the leadership of the Smithsonian Institution, one of America's most prestigious scientific and historical research and education organizations. He wants in particular to censor the Smithonian's American History exhibits:
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White House report brands Smithsonian leadership as radical activists who can't be trusted
The report released late on Independence Day by the White House Domestic Policy Council comes in the midst of Trump’s aggressive campaign to overhaul some of Washington's most sacred cultural and hist...
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Meanwhile in Ukraine @meanwhileua.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Crimea routes, European factories, political cover. ㅤ Ukraine is striking Crimea, fuel, bridges, airfields, and power nodes. The same fight now reaches Europe’s factories, air defenses, and political institutions.
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TOP NEWS TODAY 🔝 5 July 2026 — Meanwhile in Ukraine
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RamenNoodle1985 @seriousnoodle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This photo will win awards
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