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Yoyo🪀 @sentientyoyo.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Seeing JK speak about woman-hood like a curse shows she doesn't see being a woman as something to be proud of, or desire But something to resent No wonder she "hates" Trans women more-so They openly express what she hates most, with complete joy no less Screams James Potter bullying young Snape
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/06/2025
it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
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froggher @froggher.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
nobody ever lets me piss in their mouth :(
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 14/06/2025
Does anyone remember a few years ago The Times had a headline something like "636 trans women in UK prisons for sex crimes" and then it turned out they had just assumed all women in prison for rape were trans based upon nothing, and then they quietly retracted it? Can anyone remember the article?
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numanoan @numanoan.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
Nazuna
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Making video games is (very) hard work.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
#BookSky
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Lorna MacGillivray @elemjay.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
War is bad.
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verti @verti.blue · 13/06/2025
Summer time 🏖️
An illustration of the cast of my manga Go! Go! Gris! spending a day at the beach.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/06/2025
FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large theonion.com/fbi-war...
FBI Warns Second California Senator Still At Large
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
History will not be kind to Speaker Johnson. Nor should it be.
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Here’s a video of Stephen Miller in high school screaming that he’s “sick and tired of being told to pick up my trash, when we have plenty of janitors who are paid to do it for us.” This is the sociopath shaping our immigration policy and so much more
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Joe G @eastendjoe.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This is good advice!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
We’ve uncovered fraud, waste, and abuse! ICE has now exceeded its congressionally approved budget. ICE is violating the Antideficiency Act by spending beyond Congressional authorization.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 13/06/2025
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George The Station Cat @george-station-cat.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Good morning welcome to Tippetty tap tap Thursday You weren’t made to blend in — you were made to belong, just as you are. Belonging isn’t about fitting the shape of others. It’s about being seen, just as you are
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Detritus Books @detritusbooks.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
You can totally de-arrest your friends, even in the US.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 12/06/2025
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Haze. 🌞
A witch playing with their ghost cat in a greenhouse.
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Chris Sotomayor 🇵🇷 @sotocolor.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/06/2025
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial theonion.com/musk-we...
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The grasshopper gets it — divide and conquer. Today’s robber barons use the same playbook. But together, we have all the power. Watch.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
headline construction masterclass
San Antonio Express-News ®
@ExpressNews
Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
the way god intended
me and my followers having fun while 'the guy who posts exactly like me but nobody cares cause hes a guy' watches from his window
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/06/2025
Wise Oracle Proclaims To All At Barbecue That He Felt A Raindrop theonion.com/wise-or...
Wise Oracle Proclaims To All At Barbecue That He Felt A Raindrop
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
the thing about embarrassing yourself is that it IS the end of the world and you SHOULD have a public meltdown over it
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onion person @junlper.beer · 02/06/2025
zionist politicians love being like “i endorse committing war crimes and assassinating american citizens ❤️”
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 02/06/2025
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
i don’t have a gender but if I did it can best be explained by this video
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/06/2025
He passed out after failing to open that bag of food.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
🤣🤣
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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
A clowns nards should be called jesticles
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
the fact that this does not say "ex boyfriend" is insane to me
r/TwoHotTakes
Join
TAKE
u/AltruisticDebate1665 • 2h
My boyfriend thinks I cheated because I "changed my moan"
Listener Write In
Okay, | (26f) cannot believe I'm writing this.
Last night, my boyfriend (28m) and I were getting very into it. Everything's going great until we hit that point where I'm, you know... loud. He stops mid-thrust and literally says:
"Who taught you that one?"
I thought he was joking, so I laughed. He wasn't. He got off me and said I've never made that sound before and "that kind of moan doesn't just come out of nowhere."
I was stunned. I told him maybe I was more relaxed, or maybe it was the tequila, or maybe he was just doing a better job for once.
He said: "No. That was a trained sound. That was a practiced moan. I know the difference."
Like he's some kind of sex vocal coach?
We argued for TWO HOURS because he convinced himself I was imitating someone I'd been sleeping with. I haven't cheated. Not once. I haven't even flirted. I've literally been constipated for a week, I'm not out here giving pornstar performances.
He's still upset and said he "needs time to think about what this means for our relationship."
So... hot take? If your man thinks your orgasm is a sign of infidelity, maybe he's not equipped for one in the first place.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
You could all stand to be a little more cunty
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
the developer of your favorite game isn't conspiring against you to make you have no fun while playing it. you just need cognitive behavioral therapy
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Oh, look, this Cybertruck got the aftermarket Roman customization package.
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