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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Last girlfriend called me the horse *Looks down* Because of my massive ketamine problem

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Are you a watermelon? BC I wanna take you to my place and feel too overwhelmed to do anything with you

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

God must've taken the day off after making you BC you seem like a LOT of work

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I hope my shitty uncle is uncomfortable

Microdosing being an elephant by making you uncomfortable when I'm in the room

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Me: maybe he's finally leaving BC he's afraid of us? Bff: why would your uncle be afraid of us? Me: We're bigger than him and I kinda snarl when he gets close Not voluntarily It's just what my face do when he gets close

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think Pazuzu is gaining weight *Pazuzu steps on my throat and nipple at the same time* I ~ think~ 8... ~9lbs~

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 01/02/2024

doctor: on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst pain you can imagine, how much does it hurt? me: three? doctor: you have a shrimp fork in your eye me: and a VERY vivid imagination

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bet it was Brad....

Short description: A humorous photo-style image shows a red double-deck bus crashed into dense bushes beside a wooded road, with an otter named Steve peeking out of an upper-deck window.

Text in image (at top, in typewriter font):
“To whoever told Steve to leave his car at the pub and take the bus...
Turns out he was in no fit state to drive that either.”

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

LUCIPURR IS MAKING BISCUITS AND PURRING

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Go outside they said It'll be healthy they said I'm dizzy now Thanks

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Do I love my bff enough to buy her a Taemin light stick?

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“Frog, I am glad to have a brave friend like you,” said Toad. He jumped into the bed and pulled the covers over his head. “And I am happy to know a brave person like you, Toad,” said Frog. He jumped into the closet and shut the door.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Me: How much for the goth golf balls? Cashier: Sir, those are chocolate truffles.

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Went to the rocky horror picture show ... In the middle of the week It was done by 10 Fuck, we're old.

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hm Apparently the late sleep and the constant need for naps is a side effect of my Hashimoto's As is the sun wiping me out for the rest of the day Good to know

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Riding the coat tails of a manifestation and hopefully more manifesting will snowball like a manifestation katamari

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Genuinely odd when you realise your parents don't live at your house anymore Instead you're stuck living with a completely different pair of octogenarians My friend had a premonition that I was gonna live in a senior home with a good view... Not completely wrong

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The sound of my horrible uncle's laughter festers in my ears

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Do I have any friends that are any good at looking over CVs or cover letters?

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I didn't get a picture of it but she was holding his chin so he wouldn't move #Lucipurr #Pazuzu

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I feel like this sounds like smth I'd write into one of my stories

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sorting marshmallows out of lucky charms BC I can't afford therapy I hope we can play the extortion angle

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I need to wash his face, but he's looking so handsome today #Pazuzu

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I love that she's sitting with one paw off to the side

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Have you seem this boy? With one white whisker? And a button nose? #Pazuzu

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Pretty much done Let's fill this bad boy up with books

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

That was disappointing ATEEZ has a plot They could have used that Instead they basically used the same amount of time to make a music video

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Seeing the ATEEZ thing at the theatre Me, my best friend and like 2 other people look like they're here for ATEEZ Other people here are in suits

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Is it sad that I know my way around London better than San Francisco by mass transit?

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Are these the same colour? I need a paint sample and I don't want to bring the hutch

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The lengths she's going through to avoid the boy #Lucipurr

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

youtu.be/Do9BOhk0u_w?... I need to ask @thierry-lei.bsky.social what I just saw BC I'm assuming this has to do with seventeen and they know more about seventeen than anyone else I know

youtu.be

피철인 (Picheolin) '놀아보세 (prod. Hitchhiker)' Official MV

YouTube video by HYBE LABELS

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Tanya watching the Scottish play: this is like OJ looking for his wife's killer

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pistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 31/01/2026

You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I'm documenting everything and the judge is going to know about every panic attack Every slight Every time he purposefully drives up my water bill or acts like I'm here to work so he doesn't do a single chore Tanya: Harassing your tenant Me: yeah. That's a big one

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I called my uncle out on eating Tanya's food again He cursed her out and insisted this was his house And said $500,000 I'm going to fix you Monday I'm going to have my lawyer write an eviction notice and might have to do a restraining order Where's this other 250k come from

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Just saw this neat idea where you make the walls of a Bento Box with rice and fill the gaps with food

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

DeWalt cam go fuck itself None of these batteries work with this saw Why did they need so many types of batteries

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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

If you ever see me posting more than 3 times in an hour you should know that there is some kind of important task that I urgently need to perform.

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I don't think my aunt understood that it wasn't hyperbole when I told her that my uncle was trying to take ALL of the money I had She was all Give him the money he asked for and invest the rest What rest? There is no rest!

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I feel some kind of way about the fact that I LOST MY FUCKING MOTHER and everyone in my family seems to forget this

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I was standing there eaves dropping and my uncle wanted to make sure I wasn't home or some shit (to say smth to my aunt) and he stuck his head out and I was standing there staring at him like this:

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It's going to be amusing when my uncle realises that if he takes the money that I would be using to pay for all the bills, he's also fucking over my aunt I'll have to look for a job Which means I can't care for her So she's either going to a home or going with him

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Can I run away from home yet? The olds bout to cause a mental breakdown My best friend can't even stand to be near my uncle and my aunt is fucking everything up by 'not taking sides' I'm about to take my mum's ashes and go

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

i balance snacking with exercise by placing a bowl of chips on the roomba and following it around the house

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

So... My fuck ass uncle has sent me a letter from a lawyer that says my mum owed him 240k plus interest and the only proof he's sent is a quit claim deed that doesn't have his name anywhere on it And he insists he's going to take it from me... Somehow

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