iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Last girlfriend called me the horse *Looks down* Because of my massive ketamine problem

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Are you a watermelon? BC I wanna take you to my place and feel too overwhelmed to do anything with you

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God must've taken the day off after making you BC you seem like a LOT of work

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hope my shitty uncle is uncomfortable

Microdosing being an elephant by making you uncomfortable when I'm in the room

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Me: maybe he's finally leaving BC he's afraid of us? Bff: why would your uncle be afraid of us? Me: We're bigger than him and I kinda snarl when he gets close Not voluntarily It's just what my face do when he gets close

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think Pazuzu is gaining weight *Pazuzu steps on my throat and nipple at the same time* I ~ think~ 8... ~9lbs~

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 01/02/2024

doctor: on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst pain you can imagine, how much does it hurt? me: three? doctor: you have a shrimp fork in your eye me: and a VERY vivid imagination

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bet it was Brad....

Short description: A humorous photo-style image shows a red double-deck bus crashed into dense bushes beside a wooded road, with an otter named Steve peeking out of an upper-deck window.

Text in image (at top, in typewriter font):
“To whoever told Steve to leave his car at the pub and take the bus...
Turns out he was in no fit state to drive that either.”

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

LUCIPURR IS MAKING BISCUITS AND PURRING

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Go outside they said It'll be healthy they said I'm dizzy now Thanks

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Also does it come with the stick or do you have to pay extra for it

Oh jeez Do I love my bff enough to get her one?

Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Do I love my bff enough to buy her a Taemin light stick?

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“Frog, I am glad to have a brave friend like you,” said Toad. He jumped into the bed and pulled the covers over his head. “And I am happy to know a brave person like you, Toad,” said Frog. He jumped into the closet and shut the door.

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I have a list It is very long And half of it is already saved onto my computer The other half disappeared when my hard drive ate itself

Whose is that?! I need one

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I had to get up at stupid am to get b-roll for a movie in London once I don't live in London, but I volunteered to do it for a director I was working with

My life is such chaos that I will have to restart veil of shadows BC it's been so long since I last saw it that I have no idea what happened

We have one across the street that screams at his parents so loud I can hear him across the street through closed doors And now whenever we have commercials or smth come up that we don't want to watch, my friends and I scream I don't caaaare Like he does

𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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Me: How much for the goth golf balls? Cashier: Sir, those are chocolate truffles.

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I usually wait until a series is complete too BC it would kill me to have to wait for the next episode

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I stay up until 2am normally Generally drop like a log after that though And I require multiple naps to get me through the day And I forget to watch my dramas

Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Went to the rocky horror picture show ... In the middle of the week It was done by 10 Fuck, we're old.

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Hm Apparently the late sleep and the constant need for naps is a side effect of my Hashimoto's As is the sun wiping me out for the rest of the day Good to know

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Riding the coat tails of a manifestation and hopefully more manifesting will snowball like a manifestation katamari

Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Genuinely odd when you realise your parents don't live at your house anymore Instead you're stuck living with a completely different pair of octogenarians My friend had a premonition that I was gonna live in a senior home with a good view... Not completely wrong

Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The sound of my horrible uncle's laughter festers in my ears

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Do I have any friends that are any good at looking over CVs or cover letters?

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I didn't get a picture of it but she was holding his chin so he wouldn't move #Lucipurr #Pazuzu

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Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I feel like this sounds like smth I'd write into one of my stories

Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sorting marshmallows out of lucky charms BC I can't afford therapy I hope we can play the extortion angle

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I need to wash his face, but he's looking so handsome today #Pazuzu

I love that she's sitting with one paw off to the side

Have you seem this boy? With one white whisker? And a button nose? #Pazuzu

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Pretty much done Let's fill this bad boy up with books

Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

That was disappointing ATEEZ has a plot They could have used that Instead they basically used the same amount of time to make a music video

Melmo @senritsu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Seeing the ATEEZ thing at the theatre Me, my best friend and like 2 other people look like they're here for ATEEZ Other people here are in suits