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Bald Cartoon Kev

@senileanimal.bsky.social
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a fish with a transparent head, filled with jelly, so that it can look up through its skull

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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
@pompeyhistory.bsky.social hi, I’ve just discovered a collection of old Pompey programs and newspaper clippings from the 1940s, which I inherited from my Grandad when he passed some years ago. Are these of interest to you guys?
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social hi, still no sign of Take Two in the non-Apple feed ☹️
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hello, long time no see. Anyway, guess who has two thumbs, and tickets to Super Furry Animals? #SFAOK
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
You ever hear a song and it recall a very obscure memory? Ace of Base’s All That She Wants was just on the radio, and I instantly recalled someone at school mishearing the lyric as “all that she wants / is another *lady*”, and the exact classroom it was discussed in, in 1992.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
13yo daughter is absolutely *blasting* Nirvana in her bedroom right now. I’m not allowed to recommend anything as I’m far too uncool, so I’m even more proud that she’s discovered them off her own back.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Was supposed to be seeing the Melvins tonight but can’t go, therefore please consider me a very sad boy.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
There aren’t many music atrocities worse than Florence and the Machine songs, but one such example is the cover of You Got The Love by Florence and the Machine.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Catching up on Glastonbury. Beabadoobee sound and look like the kind of act that would’ve had three summers of mid-afternoon festival slots in the late 90s and were then never heard of again. Why are they a thing in 2025?
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I’m playing Cannon Fodder (1993) on an emulated Amiga 500+, like what I did on a real Amiga 500+ as a spotty teen.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 16/05/2025
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
Rep. Laurel Libby, R-Auburn, recently used my second-place finish in the 1,600-meter run, and that of my teammate in the 800-meter run, to malign Soren Stark-Chessa, the trans-identified athlete who finished first.

One of the reasons I chose to run cross-country and track is the community: Teammates cheering each other on, athletes from different schools coming together, and the fact that personal improvement is valued as much as, if not more than, the place we finish.

Last Friday, I ran the fastest 1,600-meter race I have ever run in middle school or high school track and earned varsity status by my school’s standards. I am extremely proud of the effort I put into the race and the time that I achieved. The fact that someone else finished in front of me didn’t diminish the happiness I felt after finishing that race. I don’t feel like first place was taken from me. Instead, I feel like a happy day was turned ugly by a bully who is using children to make political points.

We are all just kids trying to make our way through high school. Participating in sports is the highlight of high school for some kids. No one was harmed by Soren’s participation in the girls’ track meet, but we are all harmed by the hateful rhetoric of bullies, like Rep. Libby, who want to take sports away from some kids just because of who they are.

Anelise Feldman
Freshman, Yarmouth High School
Yarmouth
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Saw Stewart Lee tonight, lads.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
U.S. NEWS
Ohio police find raccoon holding meth pipe during traffic stop
When an officer took the pipe away, the raccoon pulled out another.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
the best part about star wars is when they violently blow up the fascists. this is closely followed by the 2nd best part, which is the abundance of little guys (many of which are heavily armed)
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I do love David Tennant and his response to this question in the Guardian today.
Are you protective of the doctors that have come after you, having seen what Jodie Whittaker and Gatwa faced?
These debates – and it’s not even a debate, it’s a small clutch of people shouting very loudly, amplified by certain elements of the press – are not reflective of what most people feel. Things become ludicrously disproportionate, and end up being unnecessarily cruel. That’s what the trans debate seems to have become. Most people don’t give a shit. I genuinely believe most people just want to let people be themselves. All they’re doing is making a tiny portion of society who have a really tough time anyway have an even tougher time.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
“Here come the hotstepper, murderer”
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Delightful advert synchronicity.
Screenshot from the Facebook app. At the top of the screen is a post from the account ‘Humans of Techno’ which shows an image of Harry Hill with the text ‘MOBY’ drawn over, and the caption ‘Go!’. At the bottom of the screen is an advert for the company ‘Bldbro’ with the text ‘BALD HEAD? SAVE BIG WITH BUNDLES!’.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Frozen food manufacturers, it’s time we let you all in on a secret we’ve been keeping: none of us know the wattage of our microwaves or our air fryers.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Amazon algorithm with the relevant recommendation.
Screenshot of an iOS notification from the Amazon app, it says ‘Recommender for you 
We thought you’d like a new PlayStation Vita console, game or accessory.’
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
It’s taken me until late in season 2 of Severance, to realise that Harmony Cobel is played by Patricia Arquette.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Been watching Only Murders In The Building. My wife and daughter are into it, but I’m finding it really quite annoying.
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
OCTARINE??? IM NOT GOING TO CLICK AND FIND OUT FOR SURE I AM JUST GOING TO HOPE
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Had the snip this morning, lads. Spent most of yesterday and this morning feeling sick with anxiety about it, spent most of this afternoon… uncomfortable.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
If you’re in need of a banging mixtape to fill your ears for an hour, you can do far worse than this, it’s a belter.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
‘Does anyone know if a bat dies in the day?’
Screenshot of a post from a local Facebook group, it reads ‘Does anyone know if a bat dies in the day? It’s been on my drive all morning? Not sure if it’s dead or asleep?’, and is on a backdrop of bright green with various coloured flowers in the corners. In one corner is an avatar of a person with greenish short hair, glasses, a yellow shirt, who has their eyes shut with a single red rose held in both hands.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
This is one of those headlines where at no point can you predict where it’s going to go next.
Screenshot of a news headline, it reads “An Atlanta bagpiper died in a Hawaii diving accident, and days later, his family found his missing son’s remains in a treehouse”. The headline is accompanied by a photo of a bagpiper stood in what appears to be an empty baseball stadium.
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pigsx7.bsky.social @pigsx7.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
We've only gone and collaborated with @el-p.bsky.social from Run The Jewels on our new single! Didn't see that coming. Get listening www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBu...
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Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs – Glib Tongued (Feat: El-P)
YouTube video by Rocket Recordings
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
What’s with the British population’s adoration of male presenters hosting light entertainment shows and their terribly-delivered scripted ‘jokes’ that are about as funny as a dose of the clap?
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Replaced a broken screw holding the toilet seat down, and fitted a new oven, today. Nobody died, and I didn’t even swear.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Rewatched all of Stranger Things, and finally relented and let our now-teenage daughter watch it with us. She loved it, but overwhelmingly I *need* a puffer jacket matching the ones Hopper and Joyce wear in the final episodes. Gizzit.
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Amazing Facts @amazingfacts.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Just ticked something off my to do list that had a due date of December 2023.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
MF DOOM mix playing on the Huey Show on 6 right now, lads. cc @mrmoj.bsky.social et al.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
My old man's a hat thief He wears a dustman's hat
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
What idiot called it a speculum and not a flap jack?
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Just seen a chimpanzee cutting about wearing a shawl.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Squid Game 2 is bobbins, innit? Hoping season 2 of Severance doesn’t disappoint.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I see Morrissey has announced which tour dates he’ll be cancelling in the UK this year.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Bought these yesterday. The mystery flavour appears to be ‘spicy pickled onion’, like if they combined the pickled onion and flamin’ hot Monster Munch flavours. But they also do this weird thing where immediately after eating all taste disappears, and then an after taste kicks in several mins later.
Photo of a Pringles tube. It’s silver in colour, with the words ‘MYSTERY FLAVOUR’, and the Super Mario logo above a question mark block from the Super Mario games.
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I had two employees in my fart cushion business, but I had to let one go.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Have a dug in yer timeline.
Photo of a light brown cockapoo, lying lazily on a sofa, taken face on, with her eyes barely open.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
2025 film thread.
Poster for the film Nosferatu (2024), written and directed by Robert Eggers.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
GOD: I will send you to Earth to be a martyr. JESUS: What’s a martyr? GOD: Not much, what’s a martyr with you?
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The Google Gemini ads about football I keep hearing sound like that guy that always joins in football chats despite clearly never having watched a match.
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Clear and Present Dangermouse
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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
[Beastie Boys voice] Horsey, horsey, don't you STOP Just let your feet go clippety CLOP
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Bald Cartoon Kev @senileanimal.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Why didn’t Wallace & Gromit appear to’ve visibly aged, yet Inspector Mackintosh had considerably?
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I see your problem, you bought something from Temu
stokesentinel.co.uk
Temu says sorry after livid Leah buys this Christmas stocking
It can't even fit one present inside!
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