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DC-area Dad of 3 girls. Born in 🇺🇸. Grew-up in 🇰🇷🇭🇰&🇯🇵. Bats right, leans left. Extremely bad at being serious.

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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 3h
Area White Child can’t *believe* she has to go to school today.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 15h
marching band for a Texas high school was at a competition so the orchestra stepped in and this is cool
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21h
Celebration of the Manifesto of October 17, 1905 (flipped), by Ilya Repin, 1906, 📸 by Chris Kim
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would like to watch a live stream of Pete Hegseth and Reacher.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We need to counterbalance the world because of dipshits like him. Please share your favorite book to *actually read* to your kids. Here’s mine.
You Are My I Love You, by Maryann K. Cusimano and Satomi Ichikawa
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Josh Kantor @jtkantor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
gesundheit
NH license plate reads HOTSHOE
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does anybody know if the people of Wisconsin like beer? Seems like Sunday might be a pretty good day for them to try some.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/rodg...
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good sir, this is a magical post.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We, and I do mean all of us, simply cannot accept a reality in which the goddamn Marlins Man gets to watch a baseball game while sitting next to Dua Lipa.
Marlins Man sitting next to Dua Lipa at Yankee Stadium.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CIA now has a Boris the Bald file.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve been imagining what transpired and I think it went something like this: Area Wife: “Hi honey, how was your walk?” Area Husband: “I’M SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING A LIE!”
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You spelled year wrong.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I thought this was a bird, but then I got closer and clearly a LIFE DECISION was made right here.
A toupee discarded on the side of a road in my neighborhood.
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just next level. You’ve gotta respect it, tbh.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I swear every day at works feels like this lately.
Samuel L Jackson in the control room of Jurassic Park, dealing with problems and smoking.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nobody wants to work anymore.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh to be an idiotic 12yo on a bike, picking up bruises and eating candy with friends.
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The predictable tech shift from “Don’t Be Evil” to “Shit Happens!”
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes. It was very wholesome idiot behavior.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just walked by a group of 5 boys, all around 12yo. Each one was holding and eating a bag of candy while also walking, riding a bike, or a scooter, and navigating a sidewalk. In a half block stretch, every single one of them bumped into one of the others, hit a curb, or ate shit. They were so happy.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
REALISTIC STAR WARS
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For no mere mortal can resist the evil of The Glizzer?
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The News
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have that song stuck in my head now (complimentary?)
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When they converted the factory from beats to meats, they could have never known the price of ground chuck would get to where it is.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gonna make you sweat
A truck with “C&C MEAT SALES INC” on the side.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Jennifer Petitt @jenniferpetitt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is so good. Well worth 1 minutes and 24 seconds of your time.
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ran into your man at the supermarket yesterday
Grocery store sign for DILL WEED
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delco de leche @delcodeleche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Liberty HUSSEIN Biberty
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Concerned Thor: Captain America Tries Mjolnir
ALT: Concerned Thor: Captain America Tries Mjolnir
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it’s altogether possible that we’ve watched too much football today.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That pup said
Usain Bolt look back
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@cjzero.bsky.social of you have that replay clip of Harrison Butker attempting to tackle the kick returner and only tackling The Holy Spirit, please share for everyone’s enjoyment. TY
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Youngest daughter pitching an idea to her two older sisters that they should split *five* desserts.
Chargers coaches and QB
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Madden drawing with telestrator.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The right counters with Mayhem, wins in a landslide. 🙁
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Feels like the only thing that might possibly unite this nation would be an autopsy report revealing the cause of Limu Emu’s death as a blocked digestive tract after he swallowed Liberty Biberty whole.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Shirley Temple's Iconic Tee Hee Giggle
ALT: Shirley Temple's Iconic Tee Hee Giggle
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drop that skin care routine, king.
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RMJ=H @rmj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
looks great for 62
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They’re airing them again today during NFL broadcasts. I just saw another one, from Texas of course. Fucking sucks.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The grey tells you he is wise.
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
-Mr Yankoff your table is this way sir -Please, call me Colson
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🫡
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎶 Athan Kaliakmanis is the thing to say on a weirdly sunny London day.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Our coffee maker automatically turns off after 2 hours and my wife is making fun of me, you guys.
My wife texting me: “Your coffee turned off before game started”
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