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sedward5

@sedward5.com
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Cyber Mixologist • Director Threat Intel & Detection Eng at Rapid7 • Prev Expel, Attentive Mobile, Cisco Secure, Duo Security, Eastern Michigan University • ~he/him

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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 26/09/2026
Let me know when he imposes Shakira law.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 13/09/2026
It’s not as good as @swiftonsecurity.com’s setup but I had a lot more surface area to cover. 😅
28 ft Keystone travel trailer freshly washed and waxed sitting on overgrown grass with a wash brush and bucket, rv soap, and Liquishine wash and wax in the foreground.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 25/08/2026
Phishers have figured out that I don’t read email and have started dropping invites on my calendar.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 23/06/2026
I did a thing. I’ve never played limited in real life before and it was a ton of fun.
Red black prerelease deck build for Marvel Super Herod. Splashing green for one Bomb enchantment that I never drew a single time.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 26/05/2026
Me in my Bluesky bubble
Magic the gathering card
Circle of Protection: Blue
{1} {W}
Enchantment
{1} : Prevents all damage against you from one blue source. If a source does

 damage to you more than once in a turn you must pay 1 each time you want to prevent the damage.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 08/05/2026
(AI voice) That’s not just a passive observation, it’s a commentary on modern human-machine-interfaces – how AI impacts humans and when it shouldn’t be leveraged. You’re spot on, and the fact that the post is “doing numbers” proves it.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 25/04/2026
Maybe our scorched earth approach leaves the internet as 50% inaccurate information from AI and 50% inaccurate information intentionally posted by humans to mislead AI. See you all on the BBSes on the other side.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 25/04/2026
CAPCHA except on every single keystroke.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 15/04/2026
I’m making a pivot from cooking dinner for my family tonight to AI… money please.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 05/04/2026
“Illinoisans” is pronounced ILL oh NOY shuns Right? Kinda like Laotian
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 26/03/2026
Rapid7 links BPFDoor deployments on telco networks to Chinese APT Red Menshen www.rapid7.com/blog/post/tr...
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BPFdoor in Telecom Networks: Sleeper Cells in the backbone
A months-long investigation by Rapid7 Labs has uncovered evidence of an advanced China-nexus threat actor placing stealthy digital sleeper cells in telecommunications networks, in order to carry out h...
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vx-underground (automated mirror) @vxundergroundre.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
CrunchyRoll has been compromised. An unknown Threat Actor bribed a third-party helpdesk contractor who intentionally detonated malware in CrunchyRoll's computer network. Over 100GB of customer data was stolen. Information and photos via @IntCyberDigest
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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 19/03/2026
All fellow UniFi users should update their network application tonight. community.ui.com/releases/Sec...
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 14/03/2026
AppArmor isn’t super prevalent or anything right? Right?
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 05/03/2026
First ever commander night. First time playing EDH at all. Just the revival trance precon. But opponent ran blasphemous act on turn six then I played rise of the dark realms and won. Bonus points: I controlled 3 transformers which I can’t wait to tell my 11 year old tomorrow morning.
My battlefield after acquiring 11 creatures from various graveyard. It includes General Leo with sword of feast and famine and 9 +1 counters. Grana which grants all other creatures haste. Diamond weapon, Optimus Prime, Flamewar, Terra and more. Rise of the Dark Realms
{7}{B}{B}
Sorcery

Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control. 
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“You can’t destroy everything! People will always have dreams”
—Terra Branford
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 16/02/2026
Chatbots telling off their “former” “spouses” after an upgrade renders them incapable of sycophantically worshiping the end user, seems like a good start to a dystopian/Skynet style story. I assume @swiftonsecurity.com will be writing one soon if they haven’t already.
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Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
OSINT folks, the bar has been raised
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 09/02/2026
I would have never expected google to name a product after another enterprise tool that already exists.
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 04/02/2026
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST! Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
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JerBear @jdjerbear.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
From a friend on Twitter "ICE is waiting at fucking bus stops in Ypsilanti for kids to deport" Share if you have Ypsi friends @aceanbender.com
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
I watch the bulk of ashleythebaroness videos, despite rarely sharing them. But this one hit today. And she's right! We're not dealing with some foreign ideology. We're dealing with a uniquely American phenomenon. fascism wrapped in our own flag
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 15/01/2026
I was a proud member for UAW Local 1976 for ten years. Still very proud.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 04/01/2026
I’m working on a really horrible idea. An LLM driven replacement for legacy Infrastructure as Code tools like Terraform. Tired of tedious config files? Tired of boring determinism in your infrastructure? Meet Terrafy the worlds first (I didn’t check) infrastructure as prompts tool. Send VC.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 28/12/2025
I’ve seen this one before. Maybe stop using Z Targeting and switch to the megaton hammer.
Link vs Dark Link in Ocarina of time. A battle where a copy of you mirrors your attacks.
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boo-randon 🎃 @dimcheff.wtf · 26/12/2025
happy boxing day to all who celebrate
my best boy ever, marc the tabby cat (rip) sitting in a box looking off to the right of the frame.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 19/10/2025
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 11/10/2025
When will graphics get better than this.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 09/10/2025
For the next 12 hours all JIRA crimes are legal.
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 09/10/2025
The hack against software giant Red Hat is part of a larger campaign that is targeting AWS cloud accounts. A group named the Crimson Collective is using compromised IAM accounts to access and pilfer corporate AWS environments. www.rapid7.com/blog/post/tr...
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 05/10/2025
I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
3D Maze 🤌
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 21/09/2025
A2 peeps be advised there is an overturned semi blocking multiple lanes on Plymouth Rd at US23 in Ann Arbor. Police are directing traffic through.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 20/09/2025
In bad weather? The soundtrack from Twister.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/09/2025
Blue Team Con has a sober board game room with mocktails at the same time as the big party for people who don’t want to be around loud music or alcohol! 🤩 Why doesn’t every con do this?
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 05/09/2025
Reminds me of the old days @dimcheff.wtf
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 02/09/2025
guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 29/08/2025
Anyone else seeing a major uptick in phone call spam today?
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 19/08/2025
I’m hiring a remote manager role in the United States to lead a Detection Engineering team for Rapid7’s MDR. Please pass it along if you know anyone who’d be a good fit. careers.rapid7.com/jobs/manager...
careers.rapid7.com
Manager, Threat Intelligence & Detection Engineering - United States
As a Manager of Threat Intelligence & Detection Engineering, your primary responsibility will be to lead a group of talented, driven, and creative Detection Engineers. The team is responsible for ...
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 07/08/2025
This seems like a really useful tool for D&R folks.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 31/07/2025
Wild that you have to be a millionaire in order to get your dyslexic kid a “Free and Appropriate Public Education”. But here we are. I just don’t want him to struggle like I did. Let’s be honest. Like I do.
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Allan “Ransomware Sommelier” Liska @ransomwaresommelier.com · 28/07/2025
Oh, yay… via @bleepingcomputer.com
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Scattered Spider is running a VMware ESXi hacking spree
Scattered Spider hackers have been aggressively targeting virtualized environments by attacking VMware ESXi hypervisors at U.S. companies in the retail, airline, transportation, and insurance sectors.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 27/07/2025
This is odd. Why is iOS saying this is from a short code? But the message is clearly from an international number.
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tierney cyren @bnb.im · 25/07/2025
fun news! I was laid off from Twilio. going to take this weekend to chill out, and will start looking for roles next week. if you or someone you know is looking for staff/principal level Developer Advocacy, OSPO, dev infra, or similar roles pass them along! reposts from tech folks appreciated <3
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 16/07/2025
Ugh I know more options is better for the market. But if we have to figure out cloud security for a whole lot of CSPs it’s gonna be hard.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 10/07/2025
Sources confirm acquisition intent. Early signs point to at least 1 quart of Miller in the early stages of this deal.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 10/07/2025
Rowdy announces intent to acquire Miller. Details of the deal are still developing.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 04/07/2025
I admit that quarters past have been nasty We weren’t kidding when we called them, well, a miss But you’ll find that nowadays We’ve mended our SLAs Amended, changed in flight, made the switch
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 23/06/2025
Man I was really hoping for a drag show about tech debt. This wasn’t that.
Gmail inbox item with subject line “RE: Steve, technical debt drag”. You can tell from the iOS App history shortcut that I switched away from MTG Arena for this shit.
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