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sedward5

@sedward5.com
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Cyber Mixologist • Director Threat Intel & Detection Eng at Rapid7 • Prev Expel, Attentive Mobile, Cisco Secure, Duo Security, Eastern Michigan University • ~he/him

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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 01/10/2026
I bet you could get an AI agent to delete those emails for you. 🫠
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 26/09/2026
Likely it will be, whenever. Wherever.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 26/09/2026
Let me know when he imposes Shakira law.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 19/09/2026
A Palantír is a dangerous tool, Saruman
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 18/09/2026
Makes me want to stand in front of it and present the weekend forecast.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 16/09/2026
Oh that’s lovely. But I guess folks from Wisconsin will tell you to put Brandy to a Manhattan. So.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 16/09/2026
I’m willing to accept these types of differences. As long as no one tells me to use brandy.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 16/09/2026
That’s the only one I’d tried there. It’s good.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 16/09/2026
Is it as good as at The Last Word?
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 14/09/2026
I’m in.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 13/09/2026
It’s not as good as @swiftonsecurity.com’s setup but I had a lot more surface area to cover. 😅
28 ft Keystone travel trailer freshly washed and waxed sitting on overgrown grass with a wash brush and bucket, rv soap, and Liquishine wash and wax in the foreground.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 09/09/2026
This speaks to my soul.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 03/09/2026
Interesting. If you don’t mind me collecting one more data point, all other things being equal would you prefer square cut pizza or triangle? I feel like my enjoyment of diagonal sandwiches and triangle pizza are somehow related
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 03/09/2026
There is more non crust edge when you cut diagonal. Those bites are better and thus the value per bite is increased.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 25/08/2026
Phishers have figured out that I don’t read email and have started dropping invites on my calendar.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 24/08/2026
Nature’s Sonic’s Lemonade.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 18/08/2026
This is measurably better than any syllabus I ever created for my Cyber Security courses.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 15/08/2026
Hello I’m Strattera a safer, non-stimulant, ADHD med.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 09/08/2026
Free people reed freely. But it’s about making your own oboe reeds instead of buying them.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 09/08/2026
Is was thinking: Free people Read Free, Lee But it does kinda change your total addressable market.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 05/08/2026
Oh perhaps it’s technically available in MTG: Online but without a windows device I couldn’t tell you for sure. Also I’m sure it would be weirdly meta anyway since it’s just a picture of a video game inside another video game.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 05/08/2026
Ugh. I thought I had one for you but Wizards of the Coast didn’t include the Fallout Magic: The Gathering set in MTG Arena, so no vending machines there.
The five printings of Nuka-Cola Vending Machine. All not playable on Arena.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 27/07/2026
This is a really cool idea. Haven’t really loved my quiver. This seems like what it’s missing.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 24/07/2026
Water tower Ypsilanti, MI
The iconic water tower in Ypsilanti MI standing erect behind a status of Demetrius Ypsilanti. Once voted the most phallic building in the world.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 23/07/2026
I was on the BBS message boards yesterday and I concur.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 16/07/2026
Good thing the epa had the foresight back in the 90s to add maroon to aqi colors for us.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 16/07/2026
499 at the moment in my area. Unless the app maxes out at 499.
Apple weather AQI screenshot. 

499 - Hazardous

The slider graph shows the dot completely to the right in dark red. 

Air quality index is 499, which is worse than yesterday at about this time.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 04/07/2026
Biblically accurate Nintendo DS
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 25/06/2026
I had a Sony Clié. It was cool. I was in middle school I think so I didn’t really use it for much. But it was cool.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 23/06/2026
I did a thing. I’ve never played limited in real life before and it was a ton of fun.
Red black prerelease deck build for Marvel Super Herod. Splashing green for one Bomb enchantment that I never drew a single time.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 12/06/2026
Is this 🦋 Malware?
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 10/06/2026
Goddamn. Yep I used to recommend their bike locks. That’s real shitty.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 08/06/2026
It’s in the eastern time zone. I hear. Welcome home.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 03/06/2026
I used to Raid Molten Core back in vanilla. That was 40. And I ran the DKP for it. I think I can handle a Raid 5.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 30/05/2026
How much goes to this Bike Cabal I’ve been reading about on Facebook?
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 26/05/2026
Me in my Bluesky bubble
Magic the gathering card
Circle of Protection: Blue
{1} {W}
Enchantment
{1} : Prevents all damage against you from one blue source. If a source does

 damage to you more than once in a turn you must pay 1 each time you want to prevent the damage.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 19/05/2026
Really enjoyed this one. I’d love to see more like it in the future.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 08/05/2026
(AI voice) That’s not just a passive observation, it’s a commentary on modern human-machine-interfaces – how AI impacts humans and when it shouldn’t be leveraged. You’re spot on, and the fact that the post is “doing numbers” proves it.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 08/05/2026
Truly outrageous.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 03/05/2026
You coined the “Home IR” phrase IIRC. Something I sadly have thought a lot about in years since.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 03/05/2026
Ha! As though I could possibly get my toddlers to a baggage claim before my bags are the last lonely ones there. 😅
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 02/05/2026
Next they’re going to make a Neurotypical Narset and I’m gonna be real mad.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 01/05/2026
Ahh yes. Old Gnawbone.
Old Gnawbone 5GG
Legendary Creature - Dragon

Flying
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, create that many Treasure tokens. 

7/7
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 27/04/2026
If I didn’t have this exact box and cart I would have been like “that’s ai slop”
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 25/04/2026
Maybe our scorched earth approach leaves the internet as 50% inaccurate information from AI and 50% inaccurate information intentionally posted by humans to mislead AI. See you all on the BBSes on the other side.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 25/04/2026
CAPCHA except on every single keystroke.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 22/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is saying `` oh boy , i am blessed . ''
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is saying `` oh boy , i am blessed . ''
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 18/04/2026
The Mac is short for Mac and cheese.
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sedward5 @sedward5.com · 17/04/2026
I forget if Detroit Michigan is in the pacific time zone or not.
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